| This is my page about Maynard James Keenan. I hope you love it. Even though there is little work involved in building this page, I'd like you all to know that what effort DID go into it was executed with love. Kind of like those Pillsbury cookies that come in a tube. They are effortless to make, but when you eat them they are filled with love. Maybe someday I will make this page a bit more elaborate... Maybe. |
| Links |
| This page will be composed almost entirely of links. Be aware. |
| This is Maynard's fan club at Yahoo! (I really ought to join this. Someday I will, when I'm less tired and more motivated.) |
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| Maynard James Keenan |
| This is a crazy picture from the Judith video. Spooky! |
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| This picture is from the Leno Show when they performed "3 Libras". I wanna do my hair like that! |
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| Maynard's Cool Tattoo |
| This tattoo is just more irrefutable evidence that there is no possible way that Maynard is not cool and mysterious. Anyone who tattoos a spinal column and hip bones over their own spine and hips is wonderful indeed. Good job Maynard! |
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| Maynard Speaks |