The Best of IM Conversations

For the past few years, I have kept in touch with friends using AIM (AOL Instant Messenger). Sometimes I couldn't help but save a quote or portion from my conversations with friends and here I share with you some of the best excerpts from those IMs. Most of them are either funny, stupid, scary, or disturbing so if you can't handle the stupidity, I suggest you press the "back" button on your browser. The following excerpts are from real conversations with my friends...you can't make this stuff up! Some excerpts have been edited for content (privacy purposes) but the rest of the conversation remains intact. All screen names have been changed to protect the innocent from being abused by their other friends. If you think an excerpt on here is from a conversation with you and you would like me to remove it, send me an e-mail. Or if for some odd reason you'd like to be identified by name (not screen name), e-mail me. Otherwise, happy reading!

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Me: u have enough sources for the paper?
Friend2: i think i do..but i have to go to the library again and see if there's anything more to get
Me: yeah, i had about three sources, i think that was the minimum too
Me: i always do the minimum
Me: i can't be bothered to do more
Friend2: lol...me too...but sometimes if i am intersted enough i'll go that extra mile
Me: i'd go about a millimeter
Me: even that's much for me
Friend2: lol

Friend2: so what's new with you??
Me: i've been working
Me: my first job, wow
Me: although the real question is who in their right mind would hire me?

Me: so excited about graduating?
Friend2: yeah definitely
Me: you'll like college, it's a lot nicer than HS
Friend2: yeah def
Friend2: parties....drinking....guys....drinking....guys....guys.....hmm... what else....GUYS!!!
Me: lol
Me: there's also something called STUDYING
Me: try to fit it in when u can
Me: lol
Friend2: hehe...oh ok....=(
Friend2: hehe
Friend2: nah i'll only party on weekends...studying during the week
Me: good good

Me: that's the only thing men are really good for, spoiling us:-P
Friend2: hehe
Friend2: nah we need them for producing offspring
Friend2: lol..
Me: ok, then two things they're good for
Friend2: other than that i say asexual reproduction is still the best answer
Me: lol

Me: i have a 15 page paper due monday
Friend2: on what?
Me: i did 10 pages today, very proud of myself
Me: mexicans in america
Friend2: that sucks!!
Me: i know, but i figure i only have five more pages to write then i'll be rid of that class forever
Friend2: that's true
Friend2: good luck finishing it
Friend2: that suck....who reads all of that???
Friend2: and where do they get the time to read it all??/
Me: i don't know...i don't even want to read all of it!
Me: who knows
Friend2: true
Me: i haven't even proofread it yet and i dread doing so
Friend2: true
Friend2: lol..i'd do it if it were 8pgs max...
Friend2: lol...sorry babe
Me: damn u, lol:-D
Friend2: hehe
Friend2: ok...maybe....if you read it to me
Me: no F*%&ing way!
Friend2: giggles....
Friend2: i know...i understand
Me: i've just done too much writing tonight, i think my eyes are ready to fall out from staring at the screen so much...and yet i can't look away, damn computers

Friend2: do you know that 1.8 million people are having sex right now, and we're on the comp???
Friend2: lol
Me: lucky 1.8 million
Me: lol
Friend2: i know
Friend2: haha
Me: some could be doing that on the computer
Friend2: ahahahhahah
Me: how many of those 1.8 million do u think are actually married?
Friend2: 500
Friend2: lmao
Me: wow, that many u think?
Friend2: ok ok
Friend2: 2..
Friend2: but that's pushing it!!
Me: yeah, lol
Me: at least u didn't say 3...that could be a problem
Friend2: hehe
Friend2: omg...
Friend2: we're too much

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