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Respect the MooFish! |
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The biggest waste of time since I did your mom! |
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Update: Go to New York! |
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Greetings, web surfers! Today is your lucky day, for today is the day that you came to my Website of DOOM... and stuff. Mostly stuff. Have a nice day. |
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<--Webpage use #107:
Free Advertising |
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MooFish Sez: Drink Cherry Coke! |
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As a concerned... as a mildly attentive American citizen, I feel opinions toward stuff. It is our right as Americans to have moronic opinions, and in this section I shall force mine upon you like a mean father to his toddler who wont eat all of his peas! Open up your brain and say "Ah..." |
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Take a trip with Pirate Ben through the stormy waters (and lands) of New York City! |
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Aminals! |
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Yes, I'm fully aware of how I spelled that, thanks. |
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Ever wanted to have your very own monkey to sit around and hang out with? Yeah, me too. |
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Do you speak quackish? Whether or not you do, click the badly animated duck for some truely fowl fun! |
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BLAMMO! Comix |
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The first (and consequently last) adventure of the combustable superhero, Xploding Guy! Please note that all spelling errors contained within are done completly on purpose for the reason of... um... lets say "fun". |
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Stick people can play trendy card games, too! Observe the drama and intensity in this comical re-enactment of what will one day be known as
The Magic Game of the Century! |
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Random Acts of Thought |
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Or lack thereof. |
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Clarinets? What? The reasoniong behind the existence of this part of the site is as much a mystery as that of the clarinet itself. Who enjoys that crap, anyway? |
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Guestbook. Sign it, bitch! |
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If I know people (and trust me, I do) then I know that you want to send me an e-mail telling me how stupid my site is, how much it sucks, where I should stick it, why I should send you money... whatever your qualm or quiery, please direct it to the guestbook (see above), or [email protected]m |
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Disclaimer: I own most of this stuff. The stuff I don't is none of your business. Piss off. |
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