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BEN TAKES OVER THE WORLD! |
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One Vacation at a Time |
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Welcome to New York: City of Dreams! Or is that City of Death? Dreams. Definitly Dreams. But maybe Death. I be Cap'n Ben, and I'll be yer tour guide for this voyage. Yar! |
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Avast, maties! This be Jordan, me first mate on this voyage. He may not be much to look at, but he gets the job done. That is, so long as the job requires him to just sit there and do nothing. |
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As ye can see, Cap'n Ben (that's me) fears nothing! I say bring on the lilly-livered landlubbers! |
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T'wasn't long, as ye can see, a'fore me own scallywag of a first mate enlisted the help of a robot in a coup for mutany! Sadly for him, the robot was deeply offended by the lilly-liver's comment that his wires were showing. |
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To keep me position as Captain as safe as can be, I sought the advice of me dear old friend Batman. He taught me how to strike a badass pose and kick some codfish ass. |
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Despite me warnings not to anger a pirate (ye wouldn't like a pirate when 'es angry) the spineless jellyfish went through with his mutany, causing us both to get very angry and turn into the Incredible Hulk. |
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And thus, the mutany was crushed. (dramatization) |
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As ye can plainly see, Piratin' ain't all fun and battleship. So, after the mutiny was crushed and I did a little minor horizontal repair work on me... whatever the hell part of me ship that is, the crew and I set off for shore leave! |
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Yar, we be needin' some shoreleave, too. Take us home! |
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