Picture courtesy of my friend Lucy's twisted mind.
The Ducky Song

Oh, I�m a duck, and that is sweet
Cuz ducks aren�t really that good to eat
Have some beef or chicken or bass,
But don�t eat ducks, cuz we kick ass
Quack quack quack, all day long
Quack quack quack, it�s the ducky song!

Chicks really dig my bright green head
And they love my water bed
This is the truth, don�t believe my ex
I�m actually quite good at ducky sex
Quack quack quack, all day long
Quack quack quack, it�s the ducky song!

I can swim and I can fly
If I don�t go south then I will die
Florida is nice in the winter�s chill
But all those smelly old people make me ill
Quack quack quack, all day long
Quack quack quack, it�s the ducky song!

Bread crumbs are my favorite food
But when you feed me don�t be rude
If you yell or scream or shout
I�ll peck your fucking eyes right out!
Quack quack quack, all day long
Quack quack quack, it�s the ducky song!

Oh, I�m a duck and that kicks ass
I play a trumpet made of brass
That�s the truth cuz I don�t lie
If you doubt me you�ll fucking die!
Quack quack quack, all day long
Quack quack quack, it�s the ducky song!
Quack Quack Quaaaaaaack
It�s the ducky song!
These two are American Black Ducks, also known as Anas Rubripes. Ha! Didn't think I was gonna make you LEARN, didja?!
Yay, lots and lots of duckies!
It's gotta be the head. Chicks dig the green head.
Once and for all proof that homosexual parents CAN raise a perfectly normal well-adjusted rubber duck.
Have you gone quackers?! Get me out of here!
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