| Picture courtesy of my friend Lucy's twisted mind. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| The Ducky Song Oh, I�m a duck, and that is sweet Cuz ducks aren�t really that good to eat Have some beef or chicken or bass, But don�t eat ducks, cuz we kick ass Quack quack quack, all day long Quack quack quack, it�s the ducky song! Chicks really dig my bright green head And they love my water bed This is the truth, don�t believe my ex I�m actually quite good at ducky sex Quack quack quack, all day long Quack quack quack, it�s the ducky song! I can swim and I can fly If I don�t go south then I will die Florida is nice in the winter�s chill But all those smelly old people make me ill Quack quack quack, all day long Quack quack quack, it�s the ducky song! Bread crumbs are my favorite food But when you feed me don�t be rude If you yell or scream or shout I�ll peck your fucking eyes right out! Quack quack quack, all day long Quack quack quack, it�s the ducky song! Oh, I�m a duck and that kicks ass I play a trumpet made of brass That�s the truth cuz I don�t lie If you doubt me you�ll fucking die! Quack quack quack, all day long Quack quack quack, it�s the ducky song! Quack Quack Quaaaaaaack It�s the ducky song! |
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| These two are American Black Ducks, also known as Anas Rubripes. Ha! Didn't think I was gonna make you LEARN, didja?! | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Yay, lots and lots of duckies! | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| It's gotta be the head. Chicks dig the green head. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Once and for all proof that homosexual parents CAN raise a perfectly normal well-adjusted rubber duck. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Have you gone quackers?! Get me out of here! | |||||||||||||||||||||