QUOTES AND ONE LINERS
Bobby: "Lucy, there's sexy and then there's...."
Ellenor: "Slut?"
Lucy (answering the phone): Donnel, Young, Dole, and Slut...Frutt!
Rebecca: "First Eugene pulls a kojack on me...."
Jimmy:"Lujack."
Joey Heric: "Helen, can I call you Helen?"
Helen: "No."
Joey Heric: "Okay, Dorothy."
Ellenor: "Heads we take the plea, tails we go for it. (flips coin) Tails. We go for it."
Lindsay: "This is why we get paid. To make these decisions."
Ellenor: "Can't let an innocent man go to to jail."
Rebecca: "We don't even let our guilty ones go there."
Rebecca and Lindsay are reading the computer screen and say to Jimmy:
Rebecca: "Isn't she a bit...um... what's the word?"
Lindsay: "Old?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, old. Isn't she a OLD for you, Jimmy?"
Ellenor: "This is a no brainer, what's stopping you?"
Lindsay: "Some of us have brains."
From an episode of Ally McBeal in which Lara Flynn Boyle made a cameo appearance:
(Helen walks into an elevator as Ally walks out)
Helen: "Maybe you should eat a cookie."
Ally: "Maybe we should share it."
Lindsay to Bobby: "I don't know what's worse; the fact that we just set another murderer free or the fact that it doesnt even bother us anymore."
Bobby to Lindsay: "Marry me."
Helen: "What???"
Bobby: "Do ya mind??"
Lucy (after being bitten by her dentist): "I would say bite me but youve already done that."
Richard Bay: (to Helen) "There are heroes in this world. They're called district attorneys. They don't get to have clients, people who smile at them at the end of the trial, who look them in the eye and say, 'Thank you.' Nobody's there to appreciate the district attorney because we work for the state, and our gratitude comes only from knowing there's a tide out there --- a tide the size of a tsunami coming ouut of a bottomless cesspool, a tide called crime, which, if left unchecked, will rob every American of his freedom, a tide which strips individuals of the privilege of being able to walk down a dark street or take $20 out of an ATM machine without fear of being mugged. All Congress does is talk, but it's the district attorney who grabs his sword, who digs into the trenches and fights the fight, who dogs justice day after day after day without thanks, without so much as a simple pat on the back, but we do it. We do it. We do it because we are the crusaders, the last frontier of American justice, knowing that if a man cannot feel safe, he can never, never feel free."
Rebecca: You kiss Lindsay, you kissed Helen Gamble, there was that whiny thing in the short skirt (Ally McBeal), and now you kiss Lucy! (She swats him) What the Hell is wrong with you!
Bobby: I know. Can I ask you something? (she looks up, then looks back down in response) Are we a couple? (Lindsay looks up in shock) I mean a couple in waiting. We've kissed...What are we doing? Or not doing?
Lindsay: What's going on? Are you dying? Why is this suddenly coming up?
Ellenor: First of all..he says he didnt do it.
Richard: Oh, really..I didnt know that. Lets dismiss!
Kittleson (to Jimmy): I love it when you say words like 'ain't.' Eloquence has a way of leaving me moist.
