Pants-lated!
Welcome to the home of one of my stranger hobbies. Is there a book or movie that you nearly worship? Do you find yourself quoting lines from this work of fiction, scaring all within a five-mile radius? Did you ever wonder what would have happened if the words had been changed ever so slightly? Wonder no more, for here you will find the answer to all these questions and more!
The rules are quite easy to learn: simply replace one of the nouns or pronouns in the text with the word "pants." Sometimes slight grammatical changes are in order. For example, in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Faramir says,
"His horn washed up on the riverbank. It was cloven in two."
So if we replace horn with pants, another slight modification is required:
"His pants washed up on the riverbank. They were cloven in two."
As I'm sure you're aware, we cannot use the pronoun it to refer to the noun pants. So often slight changes are necessary for the sake of proper English. The only rule that must be followed is that the only changes allowed are nouns or pronouns changed to pants or other words changed because of grammar.
Is that all clear, then? Good, then on to the lists!
The Lord of the Pants: The Fellowship of the Pants
This brings a whole new meaning to the Gap of Rohan.
The Lord of the Pants: The Two Trousers (Still under construction)
Frodo carries a heavy burden.
Coming Soon:
The Lord of the Pants: The Return of the Khaki
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