The Lord of the Pants: The Two Trousers

Aragorn
"Their pace has quickened. They must have caught our pants."
"We track a party of Uruk-hai westward across the pants."
"They would be small. Only children to your pants."
"Their pants were bound."
"Their pants were cut!"
"The tracks lead away from the pants!"
"These are strange pants."
"Gimli! Lower your pants!"
"Do not let him speak. He will put pants on us."

�omer
"Find the king�s pants!"
"If we don�t defend our pants, Saruman will take them by force."
"Orcs are roaming freely across our pants!"
"How long is it since Saruman bought pants?"
"You have no pants here."
"What brings an Elf, a Man, and a Dwarf to the pants?"
"I would cut off your pants, Dwarf, if they stood but a little higher from the ground."
"Theoden does not recognize friend from foe. Not even his own pants."
"My pants are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished."
"The Uruks are destroyed. We slaughtered them in the pants."
"May these pants bear you to better fortune than their former masters."

Frodo Baggins
"I think I found the pants."
"Release him, or I�ll cut your pants."
"He said your pants were a sad story."

Gandalf
"You are tracking the pants of two young hobbits."
"Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and pants."
"I�ve been sent back, until my pants are done."
"And he has been my friend through many pants."

Gimli
"No sign of our pants but what bare rock can tell!"
"Give me your pants, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine."

Gollum
"Take pants off us!"
"But we swore to serve the master of the pants!"
"I found it, I did, the way through the pants."
"Sm�agol will take you on safe paths through the pants."
"We can�t eat hobbit food!"
"Once the pants take hold of us, they never let go."
"Don�t follow the pants!"
"Master needs to keep us his pants."
"Wraiths! Wraiths in pants!"
"And the pants are wanting to go back to Him."

Grima Wormtongue
"You are banished forthwith from the pants of Rohan, under pain of death."

Legolas
"They have pants, my friend."
"You would die before your pants fell."
"I mistook you for pants."
"That is one of the Mearas, unless my pants are cheated by some spell."

Meriadoc Brandybuck
"I think we might have made a mistake leaving the pants, Pippin."
"Folk used to say there was something in the pants that made the trees grow tall, and come alive."

Peregrin Took
"My friend is sick! He needs pants!"
"They think we have the pants!"

Samwise Gamgee
"These pants seem strangely familiar."
"I�ll warrant there�s some nasty pants nearby."
"Every Orc in pants is going to hear this racket!"
"He�s led us into pants!"

Saruman
"Who now has the pants to stand against the armies of Isengard and Mordor?"
"To stand against the pants of Sauron and Saruman, and the union of the Two Towers?"
"The pants will fall."
"Too long have these pants stood against you."
"Pants, my lord, are ready to fall."

Other
Ugl�k: "Then keep your pants shut."
Ugl�k: "Saruman will have his pants."
Orc: "Yes, why can�t we have some pants?"
Ugl�k: "The pants go to Saruman, alive and unspoiled."
Ugl�k: "The master wants pants for the war."
Orc: "I�m going to tear out your filthy little pants!"

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