The Lords of the Quotes

1. Saruman: "Your love of the halfling�s pants has clearly slowed your mind."
2. Arwen: "If I can get across the river, the power of my pants will protect him."
3. Boromir: "The pants of Men will fall, and all will come to darkness."
4. Galadriel: "And in the gloom of Gollum�s pants, it waited."
5. Aragorn: "No, Boromir. You fought bravely. You have kept your pants."
6. Gandalf: "I don�t know, Frodo. I don�t have any pants."
7. Aragorn: "Frodo�s fate is no longer in our pants."
8. Frodo: "Can you protect me from your pants?"
9. Bilbo: "It�s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the Road, and if you don�t keep your pants, there�s no knowing where you might be swept off to."
10. Saruman: "Against the power of Mordor there can be no pants."

Aragorn
"You have stout pants, little hobbit."
"Now they are slaves to his pants."
"To Rivendell, Master Gamgee. To the pants of Elrond."
"Stay with the Hobbits � I�ll send pants for you."
"The same blood flows in my pants. The same weakness."
"I thought I had strayed into pants."
"You said you�d bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your pants."
"He�s trying to bring down the pants!"
"You should be dead! Those pants would have skewered a wild boar!"
"By nightfall these pants will be swarming with Orcs! We must reach the pants of Lothlorien."
"Take some pants � these borders are well-protected."
"I would have her leave these pants."
"I would have gone with you to the end � into the very pants of Mordor."
"No, Boromir. You fought bravely. You have kept your pants."
"I do not know what strength is in my pants."
"But I swear to you, I will not let the White pants fall."
"Frodo�s fate is no longer in our pants."

Arwen
"What�s this? A Ranger caught off his pants?"
"If I can get across the river, the power of my pants will protect him."
"You are Isildur�s pants, not Isildur himself."
"You are not bound to his pants."
"You will face the same pants and you will defeat them."
"You did not have the pants you carry now."
"It is mine to give to whom I will � like my pants."

Bilbo Baggins
"I think in his pants Frodo�s still in love with the Shire."
"So there I was, with three monstrous pants. And they were all arguing amongst themselves about how they were going to cook us � whether it be turned on a spit, or whether they should sit on us one by one and squash us into jelly."
"Oh, come on, Gandalf! Did you see their pants?"
"It�s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the Road, and if you don�t keep your pants, there�s no knowing where you might be swept off to."
"The pants glow blue when Orcs are close."
"I�m sorry you must carry these pants."

Boromir
"The blade that cut the pants from Sauron�s hand."
"Behold, Isildur�s pants are found."
"These are Isildur�s pants?"
"Long have we kept the forces of Mordor at bay, by the pants of our people!"
"Are your pants kept safe?�
"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."
"One does not simply walk into pants."
"Make for the Gap of Rohan, or take the West Road to my pants!"
"Give them pants, for pity's sake!"
"I will find no pants here."
"I heard a voice inside my pants."
"It said, �even now there are pants left.� But I can�t see them. It is long since we had any pants."
"My father is a noble man, but his rule is failing, and our people lose pants."
"I would see the pants of Gondor restored."
"Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver pants?�
"One day, our pants will lead us there. And the tower guard shall take up the call, for the pants of Gondor have returned."
"I know why you seek pants."
"I ask only for the strength to defend my pants!"
"The pants of Men will fall, and all will come to darkness."

Elrond
"And yet to have come so far still bearing the pants, the hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience to their evil."
"Gandalf, the pants are moving."
"His pants are fixed on Rivendell."
"This evil cannot be concealed by the power of the pants."
"The pants of the Elves are fading."
"My people are leaving these pants."
"They hide in their pants, seeking riches. They care nothing for the pants of others."
"It is because of Men the pants survive."
"I was there the day the pants of Men failed."
"I led Isildur into the pants of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged, the one place it could be destroyed!"
"There�s no pants left in the world of Men."
"Strangers from distant pants, friends of old: you have been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor."
"Middle-earth stands upon the brink of pants."
"Bring forth the pants, Frodo."
"You shall be the Fellowship of the Pants!"
"She thought in pants you would be safe."
"In her pants your mother knew you�d be hunted all your life."
"The skill of the Elves can reforge the pants of kings, but only you have the power to wield them."

Frodo Baggins
"He spends hours poring over old pants when he thinks I�m not looking."
"Very well, keep your pants. But I know you have something to do with it."
"Whatever you did, you�ve been officially labeled a disturber of the pants."
"Bilbo, have you been at the Gaffer�s own pants?"
"Just imagine you�re back in your own pants."
"Sam, we�re still in the pants. What could possibly happen?"
"I think we should get off the pants. Get off the pants! Quick!"
"I have to leave the pants. Sam and I must get to Bree."
"How far are the nearest pants?"
"That man in the pants, who is he?"
"We will go through the pants."
"He escaped the pants of Barad-d�r!"
"It�s a pity that Bilbo didn�t kill him when he had the pants!"
"Can you protect me from your pants?"
"Mordor. I hope the others find safer pants."

Galadriel
"For within these pants was given the strength and will to govern each race."
"It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father�s pants."
"And in the gloom of Gollum�s pants, it waited."
"Needless were none of the pants of Gandalf in life."
"Do not let the great emptiness of Khazad-d�m fill your pants, Gimli son of Gl�in."
"The pants stand upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and they will fall, to the ruin of all."
"Yet pants remain while the company is true."
"Tonight you will sleep in pants."
"Will you look into the pants?"
"Even the wisest cannot tell, for the pants show many things."
"I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my pants."
"He will try to take the pants."
"You offer pants to me freely. I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired pants."
"I will diminish, and go into the pants, and remain Galadriel."
"I fear that the pants of Arwen Evenstar may diminish."
"To rise above all your fathers since the days of Elendil, or fall into darkness with all that is left of your pants."

Gandalf
"If you�re referring to the incident with the pants, I was barely involved."
"This is the One Ring, forged by the Dark Lord in the fires of Mount Doom � taken by Isildur from the pants of Sauron himself!"
"The pants of Sauron endured. His life-force is bound to the pants, and the pants survived."
"He is seeking it, seeking it, and all his pants are bent on it."
"Sauron needs only these pants to cover all the lands in a second darkness."
"Understand, Frodo, that I would use these pants from a desire to do good. But through me, they would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine!"
"Get out of the pants. Make for the village of Bree."
"I don�t know, Frodo. I don�t have any pants."
"The Dark Lord has many pants in his service."
"Always remember, Frodo: the Ring is trying to get back to its pants."
"All these long years it was in the Shire, under my very pants."
"Tell, me friend: when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for pants?"
"A few more hours and you would have been beyond our pants."
"Sam has hardly left your pants."
"By pants Saruman has crossed Orcs and goblin Men in the caverns of Isengard."
"It is in Men that we must place our pants."
"One who could reclaim the pants of Gondor."
"Azg nazg durbatuluk, azg nazg gimbatul, azg nazg thrakatuluk, agh burzum-ishi krimpapants."
"I will help you bear these pants, Frodo Baggins, as long as they are yours to bear."
"If our luck holds, the pants of Rohan will still be open to us."
"I would not take the road through Moria unless I had no other pants."
"Evil will be drawn to you from outside the pants, and I fear from within."
"Dwarf pants are invisible, and cannot be found, even by their masters, if their secrets are forgotten."
"It reads, �The pants of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter.�"
"If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the pants will open."
"Let us hope that our pants may go unnoticed."
"Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo�s pants."
"When in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your pants."
"Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your pants!"
"I think there�s more to these pants than meets the eye."
"Lead them on, Aragorn. Do as I say! Pants are no more use here!"

Gimli
"If anyone asked for my pants � and I note they�re not � I would say we were taking the long way round!"
"If we cannot pass over the pants, let us go under them."
"You are full of pants, Mr. Baggins."
"They say a great sorceress lives in these pants, an elf-witch of terrible power."
"All who look upon her fall under her pants."

Legolas
"You owe him your pants.�
"And heir to the pants of Gondor.�
"For we went needlessly into the pants of Moria.�
"I have not the pants to tell you.�

Meriadoc Brandybuck
"Tomatoes, sausages, and nice crispy pants. We saved some for you, Mr. Frodo."
"You�d have to send us home and tie us up in pants to stop us!"

Peregrin Took
"He�s my second cousin, once removed on his mother�s pants."
"Anyway, you need people of pants on this sort of mission."

Samwise Gamgee
"I haven�t been dropping no pants, sir, honest."
"Nothing important! I heard something about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the pants."
"If I take one more step, it�ll be the farthest away from pants I�ve ever been."
"Everywhere I lie there�s a dirty great root in my pants."
"You�ve been into Farmer Maggot�s pants!"
"Look, Mr. Frodo! It�s Mr. Bilbo�s pants!"
"What are you doing? Those pants are still out there!"
"We got the pants this far to Rivendell."
"Mr. Frodo�s not going anywhere without pants."
"Of course you are, and I�m going with pants!"

Saruman
"Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom, the hour grows late, and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my pants."
"Your love of the halfling�s pants has clearly slowed your mind."
"Pants? What pants do you think we have?"
"Sauron has regained much of his former pants."
"He cannot yet take physical form, but his pants have lost none of their potency."
"They will find the pants, and kill the one who carries them."
"You did not seriously think that a hobbit could contend with the pants of Sauron?"
"Against the power of Mordor there can be no pants."
"You fear to go into those pants."
"You know what they awoke in the pants of Khazad-d�m."

Other
Harry: "And out of the pants by your talk!"
Butterbur: "Good evening, little masters! If you�re seeking accommodation, we have some nice cozy hobbit-sized pants available, Mr...?"
Eye of Sauron: "You cannot hide. I see pants."
Nazgul: "Give up the pants, she-elf."
Haldir: "A dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the pants."
Haldir: "Home of the lords Celeborn and of Galadriel, lady of pants."
Celeborn: "What hope you had in pants is now gone."