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'Don't trust a Drunkard'

Never take risk while drinking.

When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking,
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen,
I stealthily enter the house,
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard,
Jesus is looking at me from the photo frame,
But still no one is aware of it,
Becoz I never take a risk ,

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink,
Quickly enjoy one peg,
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack,
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard,
Jesus is giving a smile,
I peep into the kitchen,
Wife is cutting potatoes,
No one is aware of what I did,
Becoz i never take a risk,
I: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage,
She: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her,
I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard,
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle,
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink,
Quickly enjoy one peg,
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink,
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard,
But still no one is aware of what I did,
Becoz I never take a risk,

I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much,
She: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse,
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...,
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard,
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed,
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink,
Jesus laughs loudly,
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Jesusís photo & keep it in the black cupboard,
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove,
But still no one is aware of what I did,
Becoz I never take a risk,

I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue...!,
She: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...,
I take out the bottle from the potatoes,
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg,
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack,
Wife is giving a smile,
Jesus is still cooking,
But still no one is aware of what I did,
Becoz I never take a risk,
I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!,
She: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...,
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack,
Stove is also on the rack,
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside,
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink,
But none of the horses are aware of what i did,
Becoz Jesus never takes a risk,
Iyer is still cooking,
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing,
Becoz i never take a risk ....hic!,

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P Thareja Adds (author, please let me know, how can I quote you here) ........................................................,
I: (laughing) So Potato is marrying a sink!!,
She: Hey, You are off, and getting to stink ...,
Hic! Don't call me a sink! go to the cupboard and pour me another drink.,
She goes to the peg, and asks me to beg,,
A Stove which is riding on the rack,
Because the horses ride on Iyer who carries Godís photograph in a sack.,
But the horses continue to Drink,,
and my wife further swings,
none of the horses are aware of what i did,
Becoz I can no longer see her,
However Jesus is cooking!,
And he brings a bite for, which I don't wanna eat,
because I'd never takes a risk,
While the bottle is drinking and laughing!,
....hic! Ah! am I in the Bottle?,
Because it is safe there, away from Iyer and her! ,
You know, i never take a risk ....hic!,


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