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Massage Man

(talking blues)

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I was doing a massage on a really tense guy,
I pulled on his neck and he hit me in the eye.
I told him relax and breath a little more,
I was stretching his arm … when he fell on the floor
He slipped right off the table -- must have had oily skin,
He looked kind of pissed, But it wouldn't have happened if he didn't resist.

Chorus :
I'm your massage man and I'll make you relax
Just leave it to me and lie on your back
It might hurt a little but it's good for you
And you'll feel really good, when I get through

I decided it was time to use my feet,
I told him relax, I'm going in deep.
I walked on his legs, I jumped on his back,
I did a little dance on his sacrialiac.
He screamed and yelled, shouting, "Go to hell!"
It’s just incredible, some clients are so emotional!

Chorus

To finish him off I closed my eyes,
Put my hands on his back and I went inside.
I could feel that his muscles were stiff as a board,
When I opened my eyes, I was rubbing on the floor.
It seems this guy had decided to leave.
These really tense people, don't know how to receive.

Chorus

©Prem Srajano (aka John Lejderman), 1988

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- Demo recording available only through this Web site
- music generated by the JAMMMER Songmaker software
- voice and slide whistle by Prem Srajano
- recorded at Studio Loco in Montreal.

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- Enregistrement provisoire disponible seulement sur ce site Web
- musique générée par le logiciel "JAMMMER Songmaker"
- voix de Prem Srajano
- enregistré au Studio Loco à Montréal.