9.19.04: The world gets smaller and smaller in Katie's Undeniable, Inarguable, Incontestable, Indisputable, Indubitable, Unquestionable Proof that the World is Small.
5.22.04: I got a LiveJournal! Hooray.
5.12.04: I love the big city in May's A Day in the Life.
5.11.04: I'm the goddess of domesticity in May's A Day in the Life.
5.10.04: Ohio is hot and smelly in May's A Day in the Life.
4.28.04: I am sad and lonely and stupid in April's A Day in the Life.
4.24.04: Added a review totally devoid of actual Black Rebel Motorcycle Club concert content.
4.22.04: I add five or so stories to April's A Day in the Life.
4.4.04: I am a dejected waste of a student in April's A Day in the Life.
4.1.04: I feel loved and needed at work in April's A Day in the Life.
3.31.04: I'm poseurrific in March's A Day in the Life.
3.17.04: I leave for Idaho in March's A Day in the Life.
3.12.04: I get fat, stupid, and smelly in March's A Day in the Life.
3.1.04: I spread nastiness about the man I'm going to vote for in eight months in March's A Day in the Life.
2.9.04: I get busy in February's A Day in the Life.
2.4.04: I rant about things that only interest me in February's A Day in the Life.
2.1.04: I concede to il miglior fabbro in February's A Day in the Life.
1.31.04: I walk around with cotton in my ears all day in January's A Day in the Life.
1.17.04: I write another letter to the man I love in January's A Day in the Life.
1.6.04: I hate the first day of school for the first time in 22 years in January's A Day in the Life.
12.20.03: I just let you know that I haven't been raped and pillaged in December's A Day in the Life.
11.20.03: I write a letter to the man I love in November's A Day in the Life.
11.12.03: I die a slow and painful death in November's A Day in the Life.
10.17.03: I set myself up for raping and pillaging in October's A Day in the Life.
9.11.03: Added a concert review totally devoid of actual Elkland concert content.
9.9.03: Carnivorous bunnies get me in trouble in September's A Day in the Life.
9.8.03: The Katie is beaten and bruised but comes out on top in September's A Day in the Life.
8.17.03: The Katie tries to control her "Arr!" reflex in August's A Day in the Life.
8.14.03: The phrase "mama's girl" gets new meaning in August's A Day in the Life.
8.9.03: Taunting men makes them misfire in August's A Day in the Life.
8.2.03: Someone gets married�and it sure ain't me�in August's A Day in the Life.
7.14.03: Added a fascinating tale of my sickening co-dependency to July's A Day in the Life.
7.2.03: Added a fascinating tale of the day I found out that I'm the worst writer in the entire world to July's A Day in the Life.
6.20.03: Added a review totally devoid of actual Coldplay concert content.
6.19.03: Added a fascinating tale of two new self-discoveries to June's A Day in the Life.
6.14.03: Added a fascinating tale of the glorious day when I met God to June's A Day in the Life.
6.6.03: Added a fascinating tale of my ultra-cheesy happiness to June's A Day in the Life.
6.4.03: Added a popular Chilean phrase or two to Savory Relish.
6.3.03: Added a fascinating tale of finding out that I don't suck to June's A Day in the Life.
5.19.03: Added a fascinating tale of my impulsiveness to May's A Day in the Life.
5.6.03: Added a fascinating tale of a happy Seis de Mayo to May's A Day in the Life.
4.9.03: Added a fascinating tale of why I hate computers to April's A Day in the Life.
4.4.03: Added a fascinating tale full of cheesy romanticism to April's A Day in the Life.
4.2.03: Added a fascinating tale about my dark, ugly secret to April's A Day in the Life.
4.1.03: Added a fascinating tale about greatest day of the greatest sort of day to April's A Day in the Life.
3.6.03: Added a fascinating tale on my current thoughts on religion to March's A Day in the Life.
2.17.03: Added a second tale of time spent with THE Michael Roberts, this time on his birthday, to February's A Day in the Life.
1.22.03: FINALLY added the fantastically long tale of my first meeting with THE Michael Roberts, my first Jump, Little Children Dock Street show, and my first New Year's Eve in the South to January's A Day in the Life.
12.25.02: Added a fascinating tale of the happiest Christmas EVER! to December's A Day in the Life.
12.5.02: Added a fascinating tale of my fear of facial deformations to December's A Day in the Life.
11.27.02: Added a review totally devoid of actual Pedro the Lion concert content.
Also added a fascinating tale of birthday bonfires and bonding to October's A Day in the Life.
11.12.02: Added a fascinating tale of my Godly hand to November's A Day in the Life.
11.5.02: Added a fascinating tale of mid-lecture realisations and post-dinner getting-to-know-you sessions to November's A Day in the Life.
11.4.02: Added a fascinating tale of people like me, my invisibility, and my vaginal power to November's A Day in the Life.
10.1.02: Added a fascinating tale of my most recent balding to October's A Day in the Life.
9.8.02: Added a fascinating tale of my very first trip to the drive-in to September's A Day in the Life.
8.5.02: Added a little blurb about an Atlanta escape to July's A Day in the Life and a much longer tale about the day I lost an acquaintance but kept my job to August's A Day in the Life.
6.4.02: Added a fascinating tale of the finger that won't be lobbed to June's A Day in the Life.
5.31.02: Added a fascinating tale of cat pee pants and the run for the ball to May's A Day in the Life.
5.29.02: Added a popular Chilean phrase or two to Savory Relish.
5.28.02: Added an fascinating tale of spillage, mold, and the nasty, dirty hair-pulling that resulted to May's A Day in the Life.
5.8.02: Added an old tale that I forgot to post to February's A Day in the Life. (Check out February 18th, kids.)
4.22.02: Added a fascinating little blurb about fun times with foreigners to April's A Day in the Life.
4.9.02: Put my list of coveted movies, Imitations of Life, back up in its rightful place.
4.1.02: Added a fascinating tale of my good/bad day and my very first bee sting EVER to April's A Day in the Life.
3.30.02: Added yet another thing that causes me strife to Arch Nemesii.
3.12.01: Added a (second) review totally devoid of actual Jump, Little Children concert content.
3.12.01: Added a review totally devoid of actual Jump, Little Children concert content.
3.5.02: Added a fascinating tale of toilet realisations and double binds, a phrase that reminds me strangely of the movie The Craft, to March's A Day in the Life.
2.4.02: Added a fascinating tale of a loss of anticipation, a vendetta against fun, and girls who like candy to February's A Day in the Life.
1.20.02: Added a concert review totally devoid of actual Further Seems Forever concert content. 1.17.02: Added tiny tales of the woes and wonders of being an English major and other totally unrelated subjects to January's A Day in the Life.
1.12.02: Added a fascinating tale of (ugh) taking an adult-like stance on something I so enjoy being childish about to January's A Day in the Life.
1.7,8,9.02: Added several fascinating tales of the first days of Winter Quarter 2002 at THE Ohio State University to January's A Day in the Life.
1.1.02: Added a fascinating tale of New Year's Eve blah-dom to January's A Day in the Life.
12.25.01: Added a fascinating tale of Christmas blah-dom to December's A Day in the Life.
12.21.01: Added a fascinating tale of my life as a quarter to December's A Day in the Life.
12.19.01: Added a fascinating tale of the deepening of the river to December's A Day in the Life.
12.17.01: Added a review totally devoid of actual Ben Folds concert content.
12.10.01: Added a fascinating tale of the coming (home) of Katie to December's A Day in the Life.
11.22.01: Added a fascinating tale of fighting naked chicks, furry green men, and feet in my crotch to November's A Day in the Life.
11.20.01: Added a popular Chilean phrase or two to Savory Relish.
11.16.01: Added a fascinating tale of getting in touch with my white trash self to November's A Day in the Life.
11.5.01: Added a fascinating tale of hardness and the fight for the girl with the white trash name to November's A Day in the Life.
10.31.01: Added an entire page devoted to my wonderous roommate and called it The Loathing of Elaine.
10.26.01: Added a fascinating tale of things that have nothing to do with bathrooms to October's A Day in the Life.
10.22.01: Added a fascinating tale of my restroom triumph to October's A Day in the Life.
10.22.01: Added a page called Yummy, Yummy Facewash, just because I'm weird.
10.9.01: Added a simple birthday wish to myself to October's A Day in the Life.
10.8.01: Added a fascinating tale of my hostile world takeover to October's A Day in the Life.
10.3.01: Added a fascinating tale of AMERICAN POWER! to October's A Day in the Life.
9.28.01: Added a fascinating tale of the three faces of Katie to September's A Day in the Life.
9.10.01: Added a fascinating tale of taste bud discoveries to September's A Day in the Life.
9.9.01: Added a fascinating tale of infatuation like heroin to September's A Day in the Life.
9.6.01: Added a review totally devoid of actual Further Seems Forever concert content.
8.17.01: Added a fascinating tale of the loss of control of my desires to August's A Day in the Life.
Also 8.13.01: Added a fascinating tale of the controlling of my desires to August's A Day in the Life.
8.13.01: Added a fascinating tale of my brush with a beautiful cow's butt to August's A Day in the Life.
NOTICE: This page is a carry-over from Katie's Page O' Stuff, so after that clear, thin separator that you see above, you shouldn't actually click any of the links, as they'll take you back to the old site, which, face it, no one ever wants to see again. However, I like the way that some of the updates are described and wanted to keep them around for sentiment's sake. Suck it up, cheech.
8/7/01: Added the entire months of May, June, and July to A Day in the Life.
5/5/01: Added a fascinating tale of the meeting of the Mikes to A Day in the Life.
4/28/01: "Whoop-de-do for my boobies! I like my ta-ta's. Big fan." - Emily
4/22/01: Added a sin-filled review of my first Our Lady Peace to Music Stuff.
4/17/01: Added a fascinating tale of the orgasm-inducing bed to A Day in the Life.
4/13/01: "Hey, Katie, I have a favour to ask of you. Can you do something for a while so Liv and I can have dirty sex?" - Ryan
4/4/01: Added a review of my fabulous first Juliana Theory Experience and the wonder, the majesty that is Mike the Volunteer Team Leader to Music Stuff.
4/1/01: A Tribute.
3/29/01: "Not everybody gets to grab my crotch. I don't want to be known as the EASY girl in the suite." - Marla
3/20/01: "See that boy he looks so fine/But he�s got a girlfriend, my, oh my/Kill kill kill!"
3/20/01: Added a fascinating tale of a loss of eye sex and a best friend who can't spell "all right" to A Day in the Life.
3/17/01: Added a fascinating tale of tried and true ways to pick up chicks to A Day in the Life.
3/14/01: "Daddy, come quick. The dreaming tree is dying." - David
2/25/01: "Somebody forget their pepper jack cheese in the sink?" asked Lauren, as if cheese in the sink is an everyday occurrence.
2/19/01: "I AM Bob Vila. I have the penis to prove it." - Emily
2/17/01: "If the sandwiches come flying at me, if they smack me in the forehead, if I have jelly right here, then it's a riot," Sean said.
1/31/01: For God's sake, get a new vest!
1/30/01: "'Hood rat' and 'white trash' have less to do with where you are from and more to do with who you are." - Jeremy
1/19/01: "Don't bash the Asian penis." - Emily
1/8/01: "Katie, you need 24-hour penis." - Marla, a suitemate
1/7/01: Me: "What's the word for . . . "
Emily: "Sex."
Marla: "You can tell what's on Emily's mind."
Emily: "Sorry. Go ahead."
Me: "What's the word for when you can easily be taken advantage of?"
Lauren: "Vulnerable."
Emily: "Venereal?"
1/6/01: "What the hell are filter papers?!" Emily asked.
1/4/01: Added a fascinating tale of the Chinese man who could, the boyfriend who wasn't, and my sick obsessions to A Day in the Life.
1/3/01: Added a fascinating tale of my fabulous first day of winter quarter classes at THE Ohio State University to A Day in the Life.
12/29/00: Added a fascinating tale of meeting the nude model and other events that happened a month ago but are only now written down to A Day in the Life.
12/09/00: Added a fascinating tale of The Return to COSI to A Day in the Life.
12/08/00: Added a popular Chilean phrase or two to Quotes That I Like More Than Dark-Haired Blockbuster Workers.
11/09/00: Added a concert review of my first time and my sweet Guster to Music Stuff.
10/13/00: Added a review of my fabulous first Modest Mouse Experience and the wonder, the majesty that is Adam to Music Stuff.
10/5/00: Added a popular Chilean phrase or two to Quotes That I Like More Than Dark-Haired Blockbuster Workers.
9/14/00: Added a fascinating tale of the leaving of the Michael to A Day in the Life.
8/18/00: Added another fascinating tale of my incredible ability to ram into anything that remotely resembles a car, mailbox, etc. to A Day in the Life.
8/11/00: Added a fascinating tale of my incredible ability to ram into anything that remotely resembles a car, mailbox, etc. to A Day in the Life.
7/30/00: Added a fascinating tale of pseudo-gay Dome ushers who whisper in my ears and steal my heart to A Day in the Life.
7/27/00: Added a fascinating tale of my Ohio State University orientation and millions of fleeing opportunities to A Day in the Life.
7/10/00: Added a fascinating tale of trials and tribulations with a skanky ho, the need for jelly, rat treats, and sex without echoes to A Day in the Life.
Added a tribute to the ever-lovely Philip.
7/3/00: Added a fascinating tale of unattractive friends, drunken escapades, non-gelatinous gelatin, and a whole lot of moistness to A Day in the Life.
Added the profile of yet another one of my fantastic friends to the Day in the Life Cast of Characters.
7/2/00: Added a fascinating tale of cat fights with the Devil and a bit of testing fun to A Day in the Life.
6/29/00: Added a fascinating tale of my love affair over lunch to A Day in the Life.
6/24/00: Added a fascinating tale of truck graffiti, pants as light as a feather, and tiny smoking babies A Day in the Life.
6/21/00: Added a fascinating tale of billy club whippings, a bit of foot-chewage, my cheesy chest, and sex-like dancing to A Day in the Life.
6/18/00: Added a fascinating tale of Nick Squared, special birthday shirts, My Dad the Sexual Predator, and other dirty daddies to A Day in the Life.
6/16/00: Added part 2 of The Quest for the Perfect Summer Job Through the Prostitution of Myself and My Friends to A Day in the Life.
6/13/00: Added part 1 of The Quest for the Perfect Summer Job Through the Prostitution of Myself and My Friends to A Day in the Life.
6/5/00: Added the profile of yet another one of my fantastic friends to the Day in the Life Cast of Characters.
6/2/00: Added a fascinating tale of graduation party goodness to A Day in the Life.
5/31/00: Added a fascinating tale of the giving of the bonsai, the near-wrecking of the Mustang, the wetting of the butt, and the NASTY, DIRTY SEX WITH JONATHAN to A Day in the Life.
5/30/00: Added a fascinating tale of the buying of the bonsais, Cucamonga (Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.), and burger-flipping fags to A Day in the Life.
5/29/00: Added a fascinating tale of the hunt for the coveted bacon and the daring escape/attempted suicide of my lovely pet frog to A Day in the Life.
5/12/00: Added a popular Chilean phrase or two to Quotes that I Like More than Dark-Haired Blockbuster Workers.
5/6/00: Added a popular Chilean phrase or two to Quotes that I Like More than Dark-Haired Blockbuster Workers.
4/30/00: Added a totally un-fascinating tale of moldy fish, figs with passion, and the beginning of it all to A Day in the Life.
4/28/00: Added a fascinating tale of my lovely stay in a paradise of men to A Day in the Life.
4/26/00: Added a fascinating tale of restroom woes to A Day in the Life.
Added a popular Chilean phrase or two to Quotes That I Like More Than Dark-Haired Blockbuster Workers.
4/22/00: Added a fascinating tale of my poor, sick, naive, wonderful friend Katie to A Day in the Life.
4/5/00: Added a popular Chilean phrase or two to Quotes That I Like More Than Dark-Haired Blockbuster Workers.
3/12/00: Added a fascinating tale of cats wearing g-strings, chess-playing men wearing g-strings, men riding lions while wearing g-strings, pirate-like girls wearing g-strings, etc., etc., to A Day in the Life.
3/10/00: Added a fascinating tale of dialing the Japanese, sex-fiend gossiping, plexiglass panels, & homosexual midgets to A Day in the Life.
3/9/00: Added a fascinating tale of Psycho Bob & his incredible mop-handling skills to A Day in the Life.
3/3/00: Scrawled a huge, huge review of my little trip to the wonderful world of Beck.
3/2/00: Added a fascinating tale of soccer, soccer, soccer, & more soccer to A Day in the Life.
3/1/00: Added a fascinating tale of "the neighbor", large-mouth bass, distracting soccer legs, & Michael Jackson to A Day in the Life.
2/19/00: Added a fascinating tale of Smooth Sam to A Day in the Life.
2/13/00: Added a fascinating tale of boots, beans, Bethany, & bains to A Day in the Life.
Added a some oranges & apples to Fruit for Fred.
2/7/00: Added a fascinating tale of little shorts & Jonathan's house to A Day in the Life.
1/30/00: Added a fascinating tale of Tracey's lovely surprise party, complete with cross-dressing men, crotch pictures, & leg-rubbing to A Day in the Life.
1/9/00: Added a fascinating tale of squeaking subs, duplicate Dave Bowies, doing the cocomotion, & a whole lot of incest to A Day in the Life.
1/2/00: Added a fascinating tale of my New Year's Eve with Audio Adrenaline to A Day in the Life.
12/30/99: Added a fascinating tale about my sheer hatred of MTV to A Day in the Life.
12/29/99: Added a fascinating tale of pea green pillow fights & insane butt-patting to A Day in the Life. (Hey, I can list less than 4 things & still feel okay about myself. I really can.)
12/24/99: Added a popular Chilean phrase or two to Quotes That I Like More Than Dark-Haired Blockbuster Workers.
12/12/99: Added a new page called Fruit for Fred that will tell you all about the things that tend to turn me on & off (& I know you want to know what they are).
12/4/99: Added a new question to Fun Question for Your Answering Enjoyment in honour of Tracey.
12/1/99: Added a fascinating tale of cat dissection for the strong-stomached to A Day in the Life.
11/30/99: Added a fascinating tale of footsie with Dad, riding the pig, cable-knit sweaters, & a whole lot of head to A Day in the Life.
11/28/99: Added a fascinating tale of stuffing, noodles, cranberry sauce (not that I actually ever have that at my Thanksgiving celebrations), & cashola for my men to A Day in the Life.
11/22/99: Added a fascinating tale of glass-covered babies, pumpkin-covered kitchens, pee-covered streets, & David Bowie-covered socks to A Day in the Life.
11/18/99: Added a fascinating tale of rape jokes, the need for squirrel-extracting toothpicks, the infamous apple crate wall, & sexual deviance to A Day in the Life.
11/17/99: Added a fascinating tale of Mr. Retarded - from his gross nose to his weird teeth to the offense he takes to the word "whore" - to A Day in the Life.
11/10/99: Added yet another thing that causes me strife to Stuff That Irks Me to No End.
11/4/99: Added a fascinating tale of cussing fits, helpful Wal*Mart workers, car-kicking, & my heroes to A Day in the Life.
10/25/99: Added a popular Chilean phrase or two to Quotes That I Like More Than Dark-Haired Blockbuster Workers.
10/24/99: Added a continuation of the birthday tale, featuring well-defined clavicles, half-naked men, my sophomore math teacher (who happened to be a porn star...no. Really.), & can-crushing to A Day in the Life.
10/11/99: Added a fascinating tale of the immature birthday girl that I am, happy, little, retainer dances, testing the moderators, & a whole lotta David Bowie to A Day in the Life.
10/6/99: Added yet another thing that causes me strife to Stuff That Irks Me to No End.
9/27/99: Added a fascinating tale of chicks with far too much school spirit, giggly cheerleaders, reasons why I understand why adults think kids are such idiots, & peeing strangers to A Day in the Life.
9/25/99: Added a fascinating tale of a complete lack of all things broccoli, Chris' "Pimp"-mobile (*cough*), the mystery of minestrone, & Jell-o juice to A Day in the Life.
9/18/99: Added a fascinating tale of my people-testing passion, the day of the jersey, pants, & the things people will do to make me happy to A Day in the Life.
9/8/99: Added a fascinating tale of icky, icky school, the 3 or 4 people I want dead (but not really, I'm not a psycho...OK, yeah, I am), white trash, & pants to A Day in the Life.
8/26/99: Added a fascinating tale of sexist pigs, misheard names, naked boys, & comic book friends to A Day in the Life.
8/24/99: Added a fascinating tale of headless Tim Horton's workers, Cappuccino Boy, whacked-out tile, & butt-shaking with Heather Graham to A Day in the Life.
8/23/99: Yee-ha! Finally added a fascinating tale of mad sub-making skills, Subway sex fiends, the wretched CD incident, & boobies to A Day in the Life.
8/2/99: Added a fascinating tale of dirty looks from the bug-eyed monster, Subway shirt soilage, the click of the button, & chicken on the floor to A Day in the Life.
7/24/99: Added the profile of yet another one of my fantastic friends to the Day in the Life Cast of Characters.
7/23/99: Added a fascinating tale of pony-tailed old men, Wheel 'em In, Tropical Sno, & Phish heads, Phish heads, roly-poly Phish heads to A Day in the Life.
7/20/99: Added a fascinating tale of arms big enough to take shelter under, my world of tuna-making, little men in yellow leather, & Bob to A Day in the Life.
Added a few more beloved flicks to The Best Movies EVER.
7/14/99: Added a fascinating tale of kickboxing skills put to use, yummy apple pie, practical porn, & the realization that white trash is hot to A Day in the Life.
7/9/99: Added a fascinating tale of butt faces, my corrupted music taste, no place to stick your hands, male prostitutes to A Day in the Life.
7/8/99: Added a bit of fantastic silverchair news to Have You Heard?
Added a fascinating tale of comic-loving construction workers, giving in & picking it up, old people & their love of Donatos, & my father, the dirty Australian to A Day in the Life.
7/7/99: Added another question to Fun Questions for Your Answering Enjoyment finally.
7/6/99: Added yet another thing that gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside to Stuff That Makes Me Giggle Like a Schoolgirl.
Added yet another thing that causes me strife to Stuff That Irks Me to No End.
7/2/99: Added another terribly interesting fact or two to Stuff About silverchair.
6/30/99: Added a story of men in polka-dotted dresses, the woman who had no feet, no rules parking lots, & that hot, hot Tim Horton's uniform to A Day in the Life.
6/28/99: Added a story of strip clubs & cigarettes, trading frozen treats for cheap tobacco, pants = underwear, & the man who got no stamps to A Day in the Life.
6/23/99: Added a story of my love of geeks, more proof that I am, in fact, a hick, mud-covered pants, & the good advice that Subway workers always have to offer to A Day in the Life.
6/19/99: Added a story of Eurotrash girls, illegally soliciting hoodlums, well-written dick jokes, & proof that you should never play Trivial Pursuit in hopes in impressing your friend's family to A Day in the Life.
6/17/99: Added yet another thing that causes me strife to Stuff That Irks Me to No End.
6/15/99: Added a story of sex workers, the oh, so cool world of F.I.F.O rotation (you know you love it, Bethany), banana-sucking babies, & the epitome of white trash-dom to A Day in the Life.
6/13/99: Added a story of God's hatred of me, matted hair & Ben Gillies, my blinding beauty, & things never to say while having sex to A Day in the Life.
6/11/99: Added an extremely large story devoted to My pound, Buckcherry, Fuel Experience to Music Stuff.
6/10/99: Added a story of inspiration, talking about life (for real), waterbed roll-age, & bad positions (that sounds dirty, yes?) to A Day in the Life.
6/6/99: Added a bit of fantastic silverchair news to Have You Heard?
6/5/99: Added a story of SATAN's supreme stupidity, fights over chicken, the truth about the area under the screen, & knock-off-buyers knock-offs to A Day in the Life.
Added a bit of fantastic silverchair news to Have You Heard?
6/3/99: Added a rather large story devoted to My 1999 Everlast, Black Crowes, Lenny Kravitz Concert Experience to Music Stuff.
Added a page called Cast of Characters in hopes of providing a little bit of info about the people mentioned in A Day in the Life.
Added a bit of fantastic silverchair news to Have You Heard?
6/2/99: Added a story of the coming of the happiest day of the school year, pissed off friends, semi-sweetness, & naked legs to A Day in the Life.
5/26/99: Added a story of "almost" kisses, bolting, infatuation, & some cool Cure lyrics to A Day in the Life.
5/25/99: Added a story of crazy walking old people, gay bass players, 100% WELSH chicks, & a thousand reasons to love Heath to A Day in the Life.
5/20/99: Added a story of cow boys, porno mail, dumb love, & my friend, the Devil to A Day in the Life.
5/14/99: Added a story of lies, lies, lies, & hours of Zelda fun to A Day in the Life.
5/13/99: Added a story of thezbians, concert motives, Billy Corgan shirts, & gay love to A Day in the Life.
5/12/99: Added a story red hair-loving, ear-pulling, my favourite hug, & guitar-hiding to A Day in the Life.
5/11/99: Added a bit of fantastic silverchair news to Have You Heard?
5/10/99: Added a story of goth-wannabes, goth men in skirts, goths showing hogs, & goth-morphing to A Day in the Life.
5/9/99: Added a lovely new page devoted to the people who love to bash me called Those Who Dared to Mock Me to Miscellaneous Stuff.
Added another wannabe-qualifying quality to The World Loves Wannabes.
Added a story of huge ticket men, lies, false identification, & lies to A Day in the Life.
5/8/99: Added a story of band-aides, Willy & his Britney-loving ways, lots & lots of incest, & icy mugs to A Day in the Life.
5/6/99: Added a story of bee lips, shameless plugs, blows, & bottled happiness to A Day in the Life.
5/5/99: Added a story of monster brown bugs falling on my head, little Greek men who say "mm-kay" a lot, SATAN's plot to make me pay attention to her, & stupid men with nice smiles to A Day in the Life.
5/4/99: Added a story of dead relatives, locker slams, page plugs, & beating the hell out of things to A Day in the Life.
5/3/99: Added a story of talking about life, my womanly ways, flaming lesbians, & head nods to A Day in the Life.
Added a popular Chilean phrase (but not really) to Quotes That I Like More Than Dark-Haired Blockbuster Workers.
5/2/99: Added a story of fabulous Canadians, my closet Joey McIntyre obsession, people who spell their names wrong, & 900-pound DMB-hating girls who talk about Tang & cheese when I'm the only one who's allowed to do that to A Day in the Life.
5/1/99: Added a story of putt-putting Indian guides, gazebo fun, red-haired soccer players, & some lovely DBA to A Day in the Life.
4/30/99: Added a brand spankin'-new page fun of extremely useless info called Random Site Info. Whoo-hoo!
4/25/99: Added a story of scary matching friends, sausage pelting, ugly pants, & starving Jewish people to A Day in the Life.
Added several popular Chilean phrases (but not really) to Quotes That I Like More Than Dark-Haired Blockbuster Workers.
4/24/99 - 4/25/99: Added a story of the extreme coolness of drugs, Renato!, little trippies, & Mike's Elvis impersonation to A Day in the Life.
4/23/99: Re-did My Problems with Daniels' Hair, because the colors & layout were starting to annoy me. I'm happier now.
4/22/99: Added a story of chubby white women, dirty orgasms, dead baby sex, & charred bodies to A Day in the Life.
4/21/99: Added a bit of fantastic silverchair news to Have You Heard?
Added a story of midget friends, stick art, kid-killing, & freakishly tall people who somehow think they're normal to A Day in the Life.
4/19/99: Added a story of crappy metal stations, Tracey's cut-out shoulders, massive dandruff, & fuzzy shoes that spite Mr. Crandall to A Day in the Life.
Added a popular Chilean phrase to Quotes That I Like More Than Dark-Haired Blockbuster Workers.
4/18/99: Added a story of monster dandruff, Josh & old ladies, the Dougmobile, & Bob Barker to A Day in the Life.
Added a few more delectable men to The Hottest Guys EVER. Go drool, my friends.
Added a few more of my most cherished bands to The Best Bands EVER.
4/16/99: Added a story of bovine-swerving, dead old people, utter nastiness, & cheesy goodness to A Day in the Life.
4/15/99: Added a story...that's all I'm gonna say...to A Day in the Life.
Added yet another thing that gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside to Stuff That Makes Me Giggle Like a Schoolgirl.
4/12/99: Added a story of flying pancakes, killing rampages, future husbands, & extreme hhhhhotness to A Day in the Life.
4/11/99: Added a story of peanut butter (peeeeeaaaaa-nut, peanut butter...and jelly), car sex (but not really), corrosive regurgitation, & my marriage to SATAN to A Day in the Life.
4/8/99: Added a story of little Greecian men with bad shoes, icky Jamie, procrastination, & sombrero thrashing A Day in the Life.
4/7/99: Added a story of happy dances, jutting rocks, yard holes, & crazy Canadians to A Day in the Life.
4/3/99: Added a story of the scary Mom incident to A Day in the Life.
3/28/99: Added a story of yummy stretch pants, psycho old people, Katie = Stuck-Up, & Dad + Mike = Love (but not really) to A Day in the Life.
Added yet another thing that causes me strife to Stuff That Irks Me to No End.
Added yet another thing that gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside to Stuff That Makes Me Giggle Like a Schoolgirl.
3/26/99: Added a story of friend-bashing, scary white guys in plastic suits, burnt toast, & fun lip-syncing to A Day in the Life.
Added yet another thing (well, really two of them) that causes me strife to Stuff That Irks Me to No End.
Added yet another thing that gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside to Stuff That Makes Me Giggle Like a Schoolgirl.
3/25/99: Added a story of my extreme superiority, Katie = Blazer, chin-licking, & child abuse to A Day in the Life.
3/24/99: Added a story of cheesy schools, fake sideburns, good teeth = mate, & the original "f-er" to A Day in the Life.
3/23/99: Added a story of fake hills, fluffy creatures, blobs of skin & fat, & farting to A Day in the Life.
3/22/99: Added a story of sickening white trash, milkshakes, forehead kisses, & phlegm to A Day in the Life.
3/21/99: Added a story of cousin marriage, leg patting, scary Presbyterians, & muscular double chins to A Day in the Life.
3/20/99: Added a story of foot massages, nasty old women, raw fat, & punch bowl mishap to A Day in the Life.
Added a bit of useless info to Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Me.
Added a bit of fantastic silverchair news to Have You Heard?
3/18/99: Added a story of beautiful people, good carpet, jutting rocks, & standard sock questions to A Day in the Life.
3/17/99: Added a story of porno-watching English teachers, wood class experiences, gay men, & entertainers to A Day in the Life.
3/15/99: Added a story of religious freaks, Brandon the Player, family nose pick-age, & incest to A Day in the Life.
Added a few questions to Fun Questions for Your Answering Enjoyment finally.
3/14/99: Added a story of SATAN's English assignments, my cult, butt cheek pinch-age, & dicks to A Day in the Life.
3/13/99: Added a story of fake scroll bars, word exchange-age, f-ing cheese, & barbituates to A Day in the Life.
3/12/99: Added a story of dead cows, fake English accents, arm-flapping, & yard trenches to A Day in the Life.
3/11/99: Added a story of antacid addiction, starch, moving pants, & nasty chicks to A Day in the Life.
3/9/99: Added a new page called The World Loves Wannabes to Miscellaneous Stuff. It's useful. Go check it out.
Added a story of whores, gays, lesbians, & Christians to A Day in the Life.
3/8/99: Added a story of limp bicuits (or something like that), stupid wannabes, stupid Chem teachers, & damnation (not really, but I just really like that word) to A Day in the Life.
3/7/99: Added a story of dancing weirdos, mental problems, flying grandpas, & naked fun to A Day in the Life.
3/6/99: Added a story of crappy punk rock, nasty look-shooting, porn, porn, & more porn, & church parking lot shootings to A Day in the Life.
3/4/99: Added a story of telephone cord strangle-ation, big-headed chicks, Renato (yee-ha), & my absolute right-ness at all times to A Day in the Life.
3/3/99: Added a story of white trash breed-age (Oh, you like that, Bethany?), jelly bean share-age, Beatle love-age, & good mail-age to A Day in the Life.
3/2/99: Added a story of stupid whores, crazy yo-yo-carrying men, cheapness, & Blur to A Day in the Life.
3/1/99: Added a story of sharp crayons, good pants (yet again), crazy cousins trying to steal my life (but not really), & toads to A Day in the Life.
2/28/99: Added a story of nasty lips, stickiness, half-clothed soccer players, & rosy cheeks to A Day in the Life.
2/27/99: Added a story of flaming men, plastic trees, multiple pairs of good pants, & Master P to A Day in the Life.
2/25/99: Added a story of bouncing balls, cheese logs, blokes, & body ownership to A Day in the Life.
Added a bit of fantastic silverchair news to Have You Heard? (What? I actually added something other than my usual boring drivel?)
2/24/99: Added a story of Bizkits, good pants, spiky hair, & gay men to A Day in the Life.
2/23/99: Added a story of lovely snow, nosy old people, nice racks, & crappy punk rock to A Day in the Life.
2/22/99: Added a story of carpet men, stiffness, & other useless crap to A Day in the Life.
2/21/99: Added a story of lesbians, everything trippy, stupid kids, & raw fat to A Day in the Life.
2/20/99: Added a story of scary blinking men, knee-blowing, Dill, & cruising to A Day in the Life.
Added a new page called Scanning Fun with Katie. It's rather plain & not nearly completed, but it sure is weird. Go see it in Miscellaneous Stuff.
Added a new page called Katie's Bits O' Advice. Listen to me. Love me.
2/18/99: Added a story of grandpas, granddads, pa-paws, & joints to A Day in the Life.
2/17/99: Added a story of gross new teachers, OJ Simpson, yummy paste, & animal fat to A Day in the Life.
Added a bit of fantastic silverchair news (finally) to Have You Heard?
2/15/99: Added a story of new computers, gray buttons...
Dang it! After this, everything was lost . . .