It's funny how life turns out
The odds of faith in the face of doubt
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You're playing you now - Camera One, Josh Joplin Group

Since I have impeccable taste when it comes to, well, everything, I've decided to make this extremely unnecessary list of my favourite movies so that you'll know what to rent next time you randomly decide to come to my house and woo me. Because I know that you're all about the wooing. Keep in mind as you read this that though I pretend to be all indie-lovin' and whatnot, I'm actually a sucker for romantic comedies and those really cheesy teen flicks that are being released in hordes. Have a look for yourself.

�THE Top 10-15 Movies EVER�

A Clockwork Orange
Clerks
Dazed and Confused
Ed Wood
Emma
Gummo
Labyrinth
Little Women
Mallrats
The Matrix
October Sky
Requiem for a Dream
Sliding Doors
This Is Spinal Tap
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

�Movies That I'm Not Embarrassed About Liking, Even If You Think I Should Be�

Amadeus
Anne of Green Gables
Austin Powers
The Avengers (Strange weather . . .)
The Basketball Diaries
Batman
Being John Malkovich
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Billy Madison
Boogie Nights
Bottle Rocket
Can't Hardly Wait
The Client
The Craft
The Cure
Edward Scissorhands
Empire Records (The Buggles and Gwar. Doesn't that say it all?)
Europa Europa
The Exorcist
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fight Club
Forrest Gump
Frequency
Gattica
Good Will Hunting
Great Expectations
Happy Gilmore
The Ice Storm
Jawbreaker
Keeping the Faith
L.A. Confidential
Kids
Magnolia
Mary Poppins
Memento
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Moulin Rouge (Horrid plot. Excellent everything else.)
Mulholland Dr.
The Neverending Story
The Opposite of Sex
Pleasantville
Powder
The Princess Bride
Pulp Fiction
Reality Bites
Romeo and Juliet
Run Lola Run
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Secret Garden (Makes me cry every single time I see it.)
Seven
Schindler's List
The Silence of the Lambs
Sleepers
Sleepy Hollow
Sliding Doors
The Sound of Music
A Time to Kill
Tommy Boy
Trainspotting (Ewan McGregor. Heroin. Tight pants. Yeah.)
Twelve Monkeys
The Usual Suspects
Wag the Dog
Wayne's World
Welcome to the Dollhouse
While You Were Sleeping
The Wizard of Oz
X-Men
Zentropa

�Movies That I'm Terribly Embarrassed About Liking�

City of Angels
Dirty Dancing
Ever After
Grease
Notting Hill
Spice World
The Wedding Singer
You've Got Mail

�Movies That Get Way More Credit Than They Deserve or That I Just Plain Hate�

40 Days and 40 Nights
Braveheart
Dogma
E.T.
Fargo
Leon: The Professional
My Own Private Idaho
Spaceballs
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