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Why Me?
(This is writen from Keith's point of view. "I" refers to him.)
Jody, Daniel, and I heard about a party Daniel’s friend Hanna was having at Long Lake campground. We all headed out to Long Lake. The party was held at the group site so we had lots of room to be idiots. Jody and I took a two- six of rum and poured it into a bottle of pop. We took shots outta that till it was gone then were drinking beer. Jody, Daniel, Hanna, a couple of other people, and I went into a tent to smoke a joint (the tent was quite hotboxed). Hanna and Jody were sitting next to each other and somehow started to make out (Jody doesn't really remember this). We got outta the tent and Jody and Hanna stayed close the rest of the night. Jody and I were supposed to share a tent for the night and Hanna and her friend were supposed to share a tent. Jody asked me if he could have the tent and if I wouldn’t mind sharing a tent with Hanna’s friend. I said sure whatever. Jody and Hanna went into the tent while a bunch of us stayed up and partied. Daniel and I decided that we were going to shake the tent while they were in it (we were drunk and it seemed like fun). Eventually I found my way to the tent I was sharing and passed out. Daniel got up earlier than me and decided it would be funny to steal my sleeping bag while I was asleep. I had emptied my pockets the night before (I keep my whole fucking life in my pockets). As he was pulling the sleeping bag off of me I somehow went from fully asleep to grabbing my knife outta my pile of shit, opening it, grabbing him around the throat, and putting the knife near his throat all before I fully woke up. When I actually woke up I dropped the knife and called him a numb nuts. I got up and Jody said he wanted to talk to me. We went behind the cook shack and he asked me if I had let him go off with Hanna as revenge for Jordy. I told him no I just thought he liked her.
Jody's extension...
Hanna told Keith that no matter what I said, we hadn't had sex the night before. I thought that was funny because even if we had, I never would have wanted to admit it. I remained a virgin that night but the events of that tent will remain a mystery to everyone else forever... *shudders at the thought*.
Keith's moral of the story: Jody can be a retard when he’s drunk too and Daniel is a really stupid fucker.
Jody's moral of the stupid: Some things from the past can serve as constant reminders not to drink too much, and pot is bad for you, and I'm a fucking idiot.
P.S. Thanks for never living this down Keith, right when I forgot about it you drag it out of the grave... asshole.
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