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What I Think!
Just so everyone gets this strait, it's not really what I think. It's what I know. And if you know what's good for you, you know it too. So fuckin' listen up, here's how it is...
The Punisher - Here is a movie about a guy we all wish we could be. A super hero that goes around making people kill their spouses and splitting skulls with paper slicers. Somehow he's considered the good guy. As the lesser of two evil's, The Punisher reigns supreme as an all around flawed hero but perfect villian. I give the movie, "The Punisher" 50 dead family members out of 51 (because he survives).
The Thing They Call "Life" - Now I've viewed this one many times over, and I still don't quite understand it. It may be a satire to existence or it might just be a fluke of nature. In either case, life has proven to provide both joys and disappointments. Entertainment for example is quite a joy, especially in it's extremes, such as sex. Its downfalls include ugly people and living with society. All in all, with the option of death by choice at any time, I'd say this thing they call "Life" is a fairly good idea. I give it 6 heartbeats out of 5 (because of the sex).
Halo Fucking 2 Man - Here's my review for the upcoming, still not released, highly anticipated, everybody's talking about it, game, Halo 2. It's fucking awesome, it's the shit. Nothing left to be said. It's the fucking shit. It's not out yet, but it's the fucking shit. I've barely seen screen shots, but it's the shit. It makes me piss myself it's so the shit. If you think otherwise, hunt me down so I can kick your ass! I give it 12 headshots out of 1!
Edgar's a Fucking Jew Man - Edgar is a dirty indian that likes to steal shit. Until we gave him a slap on the wrist. All we did was pack his ass with peanut butter, bare nut T-bag him, put Ice Spiker Gel on his nuts, shaved his eye-brow and made him walk home in -40 degree C weather. Then we decided to go pick him up (felt sorry for the little packed asshole), so Travis K.O.'d him on the fucking truck door frame and rolled him into the cab. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, if he ever runs out of food we made him a sandwich for the road. Wait, no, I was saying Edgar is a thief. So I minorly dislike him. Don't be someone I hate! Evidently, I give Edgar 1 packed ass full of peanutbutter out of 1.
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