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Why Firecrackers and Funny
Dennis decides one fine evening when he’s driving that he’s going to throw a firecracker out the window. So he starts it up with his lighter and pulls his hand back for the throw. Right about the time he pulls it to his ear, it goes off. Here’s what he was hearing (in deep deafening dull sounds),
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep,
“Whaaaaaaaaaat theeeeee fuuuuuuuuck?”
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
“Whaaaaaaaaat theeeeee fuuuuuuuuck?”
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
“Hooooooooooly” beeeep “shiiiiiiiiiiit”
“A deeeeer”
Beeeeeep
Right about this time Dennis looks up. To see himself driving head on into a deer and a deer being launched into the air.
Moral of the story: Don’t set off explosives beside your head.
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