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Distorted Minds in Clearlake
(This is writen from Keith's point of view. "I" refers to him.)
Nolan, Jason, Shai, and I decided to go to Clearlake for a weekend. On the way there we stopped in Westlock for some booze. We bought 96 cold shots (it’s a 6% alcohol beer), 30 Kokanee, and 12 coolers for Shai. We got to Clearlake, met up with Travis and in 5 hours had finished off most of the beer between the 4 of us. In the meantime nobody had known that when we stopped at Westlock I had bought a micky of vodka and poured it in one of the 2 liter bottles of pop we had. Nolan had given the bottle of pop to Travis’s little brother and cousin and told them to have a pop drinking contest. Nobody found out about the vodka until Travis’s brother said he felt funny and I seen the bottle Nolan had given them. We were smoking weed with the guy who was running the campground when I met Travis’s “cousin” Jessie. I was extremely hammered and thought she was kind of cute (thought is the key word here). We started making out and fooling around. Nolan came up to me and told me not to continue. I didn’t listen. He told me that I should stop doing anything with her. I didn’t listen. He told me “Ok Keith - George warning” (See Jordy Incident)
I listened to him. I stopped everything I was doing with her. When I woke up in the morning I grabbed a beer and started a fire. I noticed writing on my hand. I then realized I had exchanged numbers with her the night before. She stalked me for 3 months before my current girlfriend scared her off one night.
Keith's moral of the story: George warning is a phrase I’m going to cherish for the rest of my life.
Jody's moral of the story: It's okay to give children vodka, but only if it's mixed.
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