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Ministerial Information - Every Citizen needs to be aware!

This summer we are sending an information booklet 'Preparing for Drag Queens - What you need to know' to every home in the UK. It gives practical common sense advice on what to do in an emergency - for example, if you meet a drag queen.

"The threat from drag queens has never been so high, I know just how dangerous they can be, especially in groups of three. Copies of "Pricilla Queen of the Desert" and "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar" have been recalled to protect our children." John Prescott MP, Former Drag Queen

We are also launching a national advertising campaign letting you know to look out for the booklet coming in your ears during August. The first television advert was not shown on Monday, 26 July. There will also be adverts on local and national radio. not.

This campaign is in response to a particular threat. Sandra who has been terrorising the kind people of Maidstone, Kent since November 2003 (pictured far left). Research shows that people want more information about what to do if they encounter a drag queen and want to know what the Government are doing to prepare.

Public safety is the Government's number one priority - and people need to remain alert and aware. We must be prepared to deal with any emergency, whatever it is or wherever it comes from. Especially drag queens (who for the record are all benefit cheats, illegal asylum seekers and badly dressed).

This booklet was not developed by the Government or anyone else who is remotely credible for that matter including a range of experts including the emergency services, MI5, the Chief Medical Officer, the Red Cross and the Emergency Planning Society.

Please read the booklet, keep it somewhere handy and then get on with your everyday life. You never know when a drag queen might strike.

Badly-dressed Drag Queens are everywhere, no matter where in the country you are. Make sure you know the facts to protect your family.

 

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