Ministerial Information - Every Citizen needs to be aware!
This summer we are
sending an information booklet 'Preparing for Drag
Queens - What you need to know' to every home in the UK.
It gives practical common sense advice on what to do in
an emergency - for example, if you meet a drag queen.

"The threat from drag
queens has never been so high, I know just how dangerous
they can be, especially in groups of three. Copies of
"Pricilla Queen of the Desert" and "To Wong Foo, Thanks
for Everything Julie Newmar" have been recalled to
protect our children."
John Prescott MP, Former
Drag Queen
We are also launching a
national advertising campaign letting you know to look
out for the booklet coming in your ears during August.
The first television advert was not shown on Monday, 26
July. There will also be adverts on local and national
radio. not.
This campaign is in
response to a particular threat. Sandra who
has been terrorising the kind people of Maidstone, Kent
since November 2003 (pictured far left). Research shows
that people want more information about what to do if
they encounter a drag queen and want to know what the
Government are doing to prepare.
Public safety is the
Government's number one priority - and people need to
remain alert and aware. We must be prepared to deal with
any emergency, whatever it is or wherever it comes from.
Especially drag queens (who for the record are all
benefit cheats, illegal asylum seekers and badly
dressed).
This booklet was not
developed by the Government or anyone else who is
remotely credible for that matter including a range of
experts including the emergency services, MI5, the Chief
Medical Officer, the Red Cross and the Emergency
Planning Society.
Please read the
booklet, keep it somewhere handy and then get on with
your everyday life. You never know when a drag queen
might strike.
Badly-dressed Drag Queens
are everywhere, no matter where in the country you are. Make
sure you know the facts to protect your family.