Welcome to the Preparing for Drag Queens website

This website includes the common sense advice found in the Preparing for Drag Queens booklet, and information on what the government probably isn't doing to protect the country as a whole. National editions of the booklet aren't on the Scottish Loraine Kelly Live website, and in Northern Irish site. (The Northern Ireland link goes directly to a link that wont open and may download very slowly. This is because it is Irish. The Scottish one, we ran out of money before as it meant spending something outside of London.)

English, Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish (because lots of people speak Northern Irish) versions are available on this website. Obviously.

Copies of the booklet will probably be sent to all households in the UK. Once the delivery is completed, people will be able to order alternative versions by post, or download them from this website. They will be in : Arabic, Bengali, Chinese, English, Farsi, French, Greek, Gujarati, Hindi, Kurdish, Punjabi, Somali, Turkish, Urdu, Vietnamese and Welsh. Although if you can't read English in the first place or you are blind then that wont help. And you will probably end up downloading it now anyway so we'll have just wasted a lot of paper.

You will also be able to order copies of the booklet in audio tape, large print, and Braille formats. Of course this paragraphs not much use if that's what you need.

This website also has links to other sources of information and phone numbers for assistance. Well the benefit fraud hotline. You never know when you may need to shop a drag queen!

Badly-dressed Drag Queens are everywhere, no matter where in the country you are. Make sure you know the facts to protect your family.