DEAR SLABBY....
Q. Can I get a what what? Uh huh, yeeah.
Submitted by "Jigga Man"
A. GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!
---J.D. Salinger
Q. Where does bacon come from?
Submitted by lil' Tommy Wessell
A. Well, Tommy, this chart should help clear everything up.
Stay in school, little guy!
---Ben Day, Riot Gear
Q. Will Santa come to my house this year?
Submitted by Mario Speedwaggin'
A. No, Mario, Santa only visits good little boys and girls,
not bad kids like you. Coal!
---Jim "the Deuce" Jaredson, Varsity Club USA
 Q. How did you guys sell so many of those comps?
The sound quality sucked!
Submitted by everyone who bought our comp
 A. Well, kids, we're relentless and cute, a viable mix when it comes to selling people things....what?
But Hey..Psst..Hey...wanna buy a comp? Pwease?
---Davey DuCharme, Louie and the Barracudas
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