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| A blonde grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked. The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf." |
| There was a guy who was mowing his lawn when he noticed his next door neighbor (a blonde) kept on running outside and checking her mail. He noticed she kept on doing it over and over. So he thought, "The next time she runs out here I'm gonna stop and ask her why she keeps on doing that!" So she did it, and he asked her. And she replied, "I just got a new computer, and it keeps on telling me,... You've Got Mail!" |
| Three guys ordered a couple pizzas for $30. The delivery boy brought the pizzas, and the three guys each gave him a $10 bill.The pizza boy went away disappointed that he didn't get a tip. He took the $30 back to the manager.However, the manager said that there was a mistake and the pizzas were only supposed to cost $25, so he gave the delivery boy five $1 bills to return to the customers.On the way, the boy remembered that these three guys didn't give him a tip. Since he couldn't split five dollars three ways evenly anyway, he kept two dollars for himself and gave each of the three guys a dollar back.Do you follow this so far? Everything is fine, right? Consider this:Each guy paid a 10 dollar bill for the pizzas, and got back a dollar in change. That means they each paid 9 dollars for the pizzas. $10-$1=$9 The price of the pizza was 3 times $9, or $27. 3 x $9 = $27 The pizza delivery boy collected a $2 tip. This brings the total cost of the pizzas, including the tip, to $29. $27 + $2 = $29 But the guys paid $30 for the pizzas. $30 So, who ended up with the other dollar? Can you explain what went wrong? It could happen to you! |
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