All extremists should be taken out and shot.
It will be a great day when schools get all the money they need and the airforce have to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.
Ran into my ex the other day. Slammed reverse and ran into him again.
I would insult you, but you're too stupid to notice.
Save the whales - Collect them all!
The more people i know, the more i love my dog. I dont even have a dog.
You cant leave footsteps in the sands of time if you sitt on your butt. And face it, who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?
I belive in compulsary cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they kill, there would be no more war.
So many pedestrians, so little time
If its called the tourist season, why can't you shoot them?
I knew i was unwanted when my bath toys were a radio and a toaster.
Video games don't ruin kids! If Pac-man ruined kids, there would be a whole generation running around in darkened rooms, eating magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
I don't discriminate, I have everyone equally.
Oh i love children... but i couldn't eat a whole one.
Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggy a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
I dance like a special ed kid holding sparklers.
I hated going to weddings. All the grannys would poke me and say "you're next!" they stopped when i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.