by Jon Lewallen
Hey there folks �
I had a yard sale last month, so I was going through some old boxes in my closet, and for this month�s �Young Person�s Perspective� I thought I�d share with you something I came across. It�s a fun children�s game that�s taken from the Jeremy Irons Rainy Day Fun Book & Activity Set �97, which was released in Ecuador to help promote the movie �Lolita� and which I was able to sell for $0.30.
Emo, McSweeney�s or Sufjan
See if you can guess which of the following are names of emo bands, forthcoming McSweeney�s books and short stories, or Sufjan Stevens songs. An answer key is provided below.
Have fun!
1.) Everything That Breaks In Two Is Whole Again
2.) Please Don�t Kill Me
3.) Around the Corner There Lives a Giant
4.) My Heart Was a Dollar and You Made Change
5.) Virginia Is for Lovers But It�s Also for Broken Hearts
6.) Please Say This is Forever
7.) Pardon Me, Are These Your Antlers?
8.) Less Is More Is Less Again
9.) Where the �Twain Shall Meet
10.) The Latest in a Long Line of Serial Disappointments
11.) Vectors, My Friend. Vectors.
12.) Fishing with My Father
13.) The Buses They Never Come
14.) Yellow Punch Buggy No Punch Backs
15.) If You See Me in Seattle Say Hello
16.) In the Attic Lies My Grandmother�s Wedding Dress
17.) Last One In is a Rotten Egg
18.) Alistair Cook�s Badminton Society
19.) The First Thanksgiving
20.) The Last Thing I Ever Wanted Was to Hurt You
1.) m
2.) m
3.) m
4.) s
5.) s
6.) e
7.) s
8.) m
9.) e
10.) s
11.) m
12.) e
13.) m
14.) e
15.) s
16.) s
17.) m
18.) s
19.) e
20.) e
Fighting Spirit...p. 3
Neighborhood Watch...p. 4
Message from the President...FRONT
Pine Oaks Book Club...p. 3
Welcome Wagon...FRONT
This Month in Pine Oaks...FRONT
Young Person's Perspective...p. 5