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Alright! That first page was an example of positivity at work! It wasn't easy, and I can understand why all those computer engineers who build web pages get paid so much. But I am starting to feel more comfortable, and I'm starting to feel that I'm finding my voice on this world wide web.
As my my web-design prowess and self confidence grows I'm sure I will start to feel at home among the big wolves of the internet. A note about that "Guitar Rock" picture: According to my computer I drew it in the Microsoft Windows painting program, on October 29, 2001. I must have been in a rockin' mood that night! Pretty cool stuff! I'm not making any promises but maybe the "Guitar Rock" picture could be a hint towards one of the themes this internet website might start moving towards. Whats that? You want another picture you say? Well it would would be a waste of this brilliant technology to deny your request, wouldn't it? |
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And there you have it! Another picture! What is it a picture of? Any guesses anyone?...Who said "Brent Hoffman?" I think someone's got his smartypants on today! Brent Hoffman isn't the creature's name, it's the name of the photographer who's intellectual property rights I am blatantly violating in my bid to self actualize my web design goals. Any serious guesses anyone? Oh what's that? Some one just said "a deer." That's a very good guess because this animal is actually related to the deer. It's a Red Flanked Duiker (rhymes with biker). He's a native of northwest sub-Saharan Africa. He's a handsome fellow isn't he? |
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| An awesome Red Flanked Duiker. (copyright:some poor sucker named Brent Hoffman) |
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Alright! I'm feeling very positive about the addition of that last picture. Not only did we have a good little question and answer rap session about it, but it also made me realize something. Let me ask you this compadre. What were two prevelant themes among the pictures on the first page of this internet website? Yes yes...Africa, good answer. And what else? Yes, you're right...Rock!. Well? Don't you see it? The Red Flanked Duiker is from Africa and he rocks! Its like a trifecta of meaning and significance! I think this webpage is really coming together. I would say that it's "going places" but its a webpage, and "going places" is not its job. It stays put while the people flock to it! |
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| Good news everyone! My interweb site has undergone its first update! It all happened like this: I finished my first salvo of web-designing and closed up all the complicated computer programs that you wouldn't understand because you dont have a website, and I wondered downstairs and ate some corn chips and drank a glass of water and thought to myself "Hmm I should add some more stuff to my interweb site." So here it is! A 350 page essay on business ethics! No, just kidding of course, its some information about the town I live in: West Chester, PA. Click on that little picture that looks like a nebular something-or-other to learn more about West Chester. |
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You may notice that there are two counters, but hey who's counting? Haha! No actually I included a second one to keep the first one honest. And the first one being the competitive little soul that he is, is going to do his best to scrutinize the second one. Its like a system of checks and balances, except not at all and there's nothing at stake. |
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Once you have finished marveling at the Horsies of the Apocalypse below, you may participate in one or all of the following activities. |
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Okay okay, I've added more stuff to this internet webpage. Although the progress I've made on this site is so fantastic that it now takes me twice the time to work on this site, because I have to keep one hand free to constantly pat myself on the back and answer congratulatory phone calls from Steven Hawking, I have realized that I made one major error in designing this site. A typical website design includes an opening page that is neatly laid out with links to the various contents and arranged by category; Not a picture of Africa and a drawing of a guitar that looks like it was done during a particularly violent seizure. At this point you ask me "Hey Mark! Is this a typical website?" And then I affix my steely and determined gaze to you and assure you that it isn't . In brief, this means that this internet webpage will not have a typical webpage design, instead each page will reveal new and unexpected wonders to you.
NEW RULE! NEW RULE! NEW RULE!
The peculiar design of this sight means that there will be a lot of jumping from page to page to navigate this site. To make the experience of jumping through cyberspace as you go from page to page more dramatic, I am laying down a new rule here for anybody who wants to visit my site.. Everytime you click to go from one page to another, you must run to your VCR, put on the scene in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" where they're flying through the circuits of time in the phone booth, press "play" and shriek wildly at the top of your lungs until the scene is over. That'll be us traveling through the wild and terrifying voids of cyberspace. It'll make the site so much more fun. |
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Click here to learn about my trip to Vermont and other stuff!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Gee,Your Hair Smells Terrific:
A Play in One Act.
By Mark Hall. |
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PLAY THE LARRY BIRD CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't be shy! You could win the Larry Bird Contest! You don't even have to know about basketball! |
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