"Thanks I guess...could you maybe give me some space? I'm not quite sure I know..."
"Gee your collar is wide!"
"Yeah its the fashion, so is yours. I think class is about to..."
"Gee that book is thick!"
"Yeah its required for the class, don't you have it?"
"No, I don't even go here...Gee your sweater is pretty!"
"Thanks, I got it at Gimbel's. Their clothes are so great, I think they're going to stay in business forever. What are you doing here if you don't go here?"
"Gee your hair is swooshy!"
"Swooshy? Is that a compliment?"
"And it smells terrific!"
"Thanks, but I really would prefer it if you didn't sit close enough to me that you can smell my hair"
"Gee your shoulder feels birdlike...against mine."
"That was just creepy. Whats your deal?"
"Gee your..."
"Jesus Christ! Shut the fuck up! And what the fuck kind of compliment is 'Gee your hair smells terrific' anyway? What's your fucking problem? Is this what you do to meet girls? Walk into random classes and sidle up to random girls and pour out a stream of consciousness series of lame fucking compliments and inane observations? Now stop sniffing my hair and get the fuck away from me you fucking loser. Ugh."