1996 - 2000.  Recently re-discovered by Marion at the bottom of the guest room closet, and hurled kicking and screaming into cyberspace by Margaret.

"Is the RAT flying, or just the ASS?" - Grace

"I don't know what I'm saying, I'm just trying to defend myself." - Margaret

"You're having a breakdown??  I'm going through my own digestive tract!" - Maureen

"I'm not boring, I'm intellectual!" - Margaret

"And I'm just dumb." - Grace

"You get more attention when you're sick." - Marion, age 4

"I am Bug Repellent." - Matt

"I wanna sing, I wanna sing, I wanna sing!" - Marion

"So sing." - Margaret

"No." - Marion

"It looks like the person occupying this bed is having a passionate affair involving a Walkman, two candy bars, and a sweatshirt." - Grace

"Don't tabernacle me!" - Marion

"Oh, I'm fine with being beaten with sticks." - Katie Hamer, offstage during a dress rehearsal, with her body mic on.

"Now I have to go out and get pregnant so your mom won't think I'm a liar!" - Margaret

"I'll still love you if you're covered in mozzarella." - Josh

"I'll dip you in tomato sauce." - Matt

"You can beat the hell out of each other, but please take it easy on the crockery." - Daddy

"Babies are basically clueless." - Marion

"While I am hovering over large knives, please do not throw children at me." - Grace

"Microphones are a lot like Wonderbras." - Heather

"Me Big Suck, king of the gym." - Leslie

"We don't have time to relax!  We're too busy rejoicing!!" - Marion, Easter Sunday

"Six-year-olds don't come with liability insurance." - Margaret

"Well, if you've got Paradise, who needs to go to Pittsfield?" - Daddy

"Marion, you make so little sense, you should go into politics." - Margaret

"Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled." - Kat

"Thank you, Matt, for your annoying literalism." - Grace

"Tenors like tonic, we just don't like the tonic note." - Matt

"Matt, if we die, I'm going to kill you." - Dan

"You made baby Jesus into a sandwich!!" - Marion

"You know what they say about guys with fast-loading browsers ..." - Matt

"Whoever designed this theatre had been in one too many federal jails." - Margaret

"No more popcorn until the movie starts." - Grace

"Yes, Mommy." - Josh

"No more popcorn until the movie starts." - Margaret

"Fuck you." - Matt

"Should I use my brains for this?" - Marion

"Give me my razor, I'm going to bed." - Grace

"I find carbon very sexy." - Rachel Seidel

"Yes, you have a forward-facing American flag on your window, and you can see the speedometer.  This confers global domination." - Grace

"It wasn't good.  In fact, it was bad." - Grace

"Uh-oh.  She went there." - Matt

"Oh, my God, I'm a monkey in a dress." - Margaret

"Orthopaedics 'R us!" - Dave Gibson, making a Christmas Eve house call for Mommy's broken ankle two days after attending to Marion's fractured wrist.

"They find apotheosis through disintegration!" - Grace

"They find their Mommies!!" - Marion