After battling through two rounds worth of opponents, the PFL and Pennbrook will finally meet for the last time with the championship on the line. The PFL, who are 0-3 against Pennbrook, look to show the world that they are the real deal. Nothing else needs to be saida bout this game. No stats need to be broken down, no plays need to be analyzed. These teams have seen eachother enough to know exactly what's coming. Look for PFL to try to get the ball to Dubois early and often, and look for Pennbrook to run the ball often due to a lack of receivers. Sunday March 12th at 1:00pm.

"An uphill battle we have faced, by still our perseverance endures. Every so often, a moment will surface that will shape history. Such a time is upon is now. We are few, we are many, we are one. We are PFL."

Second Round Preview

PFL vs NFL

Game Overview

With the NFL winning the first match-up and the PFL winning the second, the game looks to be very evenly matched. As of right now, the PFL are favored by 1/2 a point. The game will come down to the play-makers on both sides, and who will step up to make the big plays.

The PFL are well prepared for the NFL rushing assault. Lining up with three men in the backfield, the NFL can attack you from any angle. To compensate with this, the PFL will be bringing in their biggest guys to try and stop the run, and will adjust to the pass from there.

The forcast for Sunday is snow, so expect some altered game plans. With an 80% chance of preciptation, and freezing temperatures overnight Saturday, field conditions will certainly be an issue. Current forcasts suggest that 2-3 inches of snow will be on the ground at game time.

Positonal Match-ups

Quarterbacks: Ray Alexander is experienced as any at the position but is always held in the second accord when it comes to Ben Meyers. Meyers, another lifetime quarterback who has excelled his entire life at the position, is still lacking in his ability to win the big game. However, with about equal accuracy, Meyers possesses greater arm strength and mobility.
Advantage: NFL

Runningbacks: The PFL have found their niche in Stargell and Dubois, providing an umatched thunder and lighting attack. With occasional touches from Calhoun, a nice change of pace for them, the PFL are a strong force when rushing the ball. Similarly, with backs G, Diorio, and Huber, the NFL are a wear-you-down kind of offense that is more affective in the later stages of the game. Though both teams are profficient at running, the PFL holds the greater edge.
Advantage: PFL

Wide Receivers: Both teams have solid wide receivers and tight ends that can catch the ball and block downfield for the running backs. Tom Signore, who has missed considerable time this year, is a big wide receiver who also posesses the ability to jump and make the play on the ball. The NFL also has Doug Johnson. This ex-PFLer is the fastest man on both teams, and very dangerous when in open field. or the PFL, Phil Schilling, Eric Henkels, Craig Oliver, and Joe Whitelock lead a passing charge that is tops in the league. Both teams are evenly matched at WR, but the PFL has more depth.
Advantage: PFL

Linebackers: With three active rugby players, the NFL defense

Size: The NFL has a big team filled with players that can make solo tackles. Almost everyone on their defense is over 200 lbs, whill the PFL still struggles with an often suspect defense with a lot of smaller guys.
Advantage: NFL

Corners/Safeties: Nate Bailey is hands down the best safety in the league. With ridiculous jumping ability and good hands comprised with competent tackling ability, Nate Bailey has provided a spark this year that the PFL has been missing. With him and the addition of Schilling and Whitelock at safety, as well as Henkels and Hilferty at cornerback, the PFL secondary is the least of their concerns this weekend.
Advantage: PFL

Speed: Though they are a smaller team, the PFL has the one-up in the speed category. With speedsters Bailey, Stargell, Henkels, and Quatraro, the PFL hope they can exploit their opponents lack of agility.
Advantage: PFL

Key Player Match-ups

Zach Calhoun vs. Ryan Huber: With Ryan Huber currently involved with Zach's cousin, as well as other actions that he has taken that have indirectly ruined Zach's life, Calhoun has vowed to shut down Huber by any and all means neccessary. Calhoun has stated that his stopping of Huber "is for the kids who have nothing to live for, who have no where to turn to. Me and Tina got it in the bag." Whatever that means, you can be assured that Calhoun is one of the tougest players out there, but Huber is no push over either. The winner of this battle is going to have a severe effect on the running game of the NFL.

Alex Zebluim vs. Joe G/Joe D: In similar fashion to the match-up above, this outcome will have big implications to the running game of the NFL. If Zebluim can play a large role in stopping these two, it will go a long way for a PFL win.

Josh Dubois vs. Matt Diaz: Matt Diaz will be all over Dubois all over the field, but the question is whether or not he can stopped him. According to Dubois, to date, he has never been stopped, and in the fashion of Chad Johnson, he has said that,"I guarantee that they will not stop me."

Ray Alexander vs. Ben Meyers: The battle of the quarterbacks is also a role that will be critical in the latter stages of the game. Meyers is cool in the pocket and he has options, it just depends on how he uses them.

Ray Alexander vs. himself: When he is hot, he is really hot; but when he is cold, he is really off. Alexander is capable of making any throw on the field, but he is his own worst enemy, and with the stars not properly aligned, one is lead to wonder what kind of game he will have. To date, Alexander has had two outstanding games against the NFL, but things may change with the weather on Sunday.

PFL passing offense vs NFL Secondary: With a very suspect secondary, the NFL is going to have to be careful against the pass.

NFL Rushing offense vs PFL Rrun defense: Though they have made a lot of a key additions such as Dom Calamia and Bob Wynne that bolster the run defense, the PFL are always shakey down the stretch of games.

TOm Signore/Doug Johnson vs PFL secondary: Signore is going to have many catches without question, but can the PFL secondary limit his yards after catch? Nate Bailey is going to be assigned a blind eye to Signore at all times, and the PFL are confident that he can be contained. As for Johnson, Whitelock and Henkels hope they can combine to stop him from getting into the open field where he is so dangerous.

Greg Adelsberger vs. The world: Adelsberger is going to be a underrated factor on offense. Usually finding himself open with space to run, Adelsberger and his Tiki Barber running stlye need to hang onto the ball and make every catch possible to keep the PFL in the game. If Adelsberger catches two touchdowns passes, the PFL will win this game.

The game is scheduled for 1:30 at Calvary Baptist on Sunday.

PFL Moves On

PFL (Ray "Chestnut" Alexander, Craig "C-O" Oliver, Joe "John F." Kennedy, "Schildawg" Phil Schilling, Lamar "Awy" Reid, Joe Whitelock, Josh "J-Dubb" DUbois, Alex "The Z-Missile" Zebluim, Greg "Soft Hands" Adelsberger, Dave "The Original Wizzinator" Schmeltzer, Eric "Danger" Henkels, Anik "Drunken Disorderly" Palit, Dave Madara, Jon "King" Kohl, Bill Hilferty, Ryan "Brother of Dave" Hughes, and Kevin "Smokin' Gay" Flannery)

defeat

The Hatfield Crackas League (Matt "lvlatt" Quinn, Tom Romeo, Beau Ziegler, Rob Eckerle, Phil Pham, Mark "My dad was in the minors" Renda, Jeff Schautz, Jeff Schautzes' Brother, and MIke "Go back to Starbucks" Coffey)

10-8 in 7v7 football

Offensive Player of the Game _ Beau Ziegler - Three rushing touchdowns
Runner up _ Alex Zebluim - Two rushing touchdowns

Defensive Player of the Game - Fumble recovery for Touchdown
Runner up - Jon Kohl - Fumble forced, four solo tackles

Horse Trailer - Josh Dubois - 363 rushing yards, Touchdown

Not to be Forgotten - Phil Schilling - Four catches, two touchdowns

Hit of the Day - On a pitch right to Dubois, Craig Oliver cracked back on Matt Quinn and completely lifted him off his feet.

(another shitty entry I realize...I've been sick as shit and this tournament is ridiculous)
In a game where the winner would move on and the loser would go home, the PFL showed that they were still on their mad quest for Backyard Supremecy.

Alexander, with much of the whole moving the ball thing thanks to Josh Dubois, connected on a touchdown pass to Schilling for the first scroe of the game. Dubois, who was recovering from a night of Alcohol, marijuana, cocaine, and Shrooms, had one of the best games of his career. "I'm just too husky," he said.

The Crackas, with a platoon quarterback job of Schautz, Renda, and ZIegler manning the helm, had no problem moving the ball in the same fasion that the PFL did. Mark Renda would eventually find Tom Romeo for the game tying score.

The teams traded off scores for much of the early going. With the score at three a piece, Jon Kohl forced a fumble on John Palmer that was recovered by Eric Henkels, but the PFL were unable to capitalize. Getting the ball back, the Crackas scored by means of a Ziegler touchdown, putting them ahead at four three.

The PFL struck back swiftly as a rushing touchdown by Zebluim would make it a tie ball game. Then, an interception by Phil Schilling set the PFL up in good field position for another score. This was taken advantage of by Alex Zebluim and his second short yardage touchdown fot he day.

An interception from Alexander to Romeo would halt the PFL's efforts to take a two score lead. Once again, the Crackas moved the ball and score on a Mark Renda touchdown. Answering back, the PFL, or more specifically, Josh Dubois move the rock like it was no one's business. Dubois had five runs over 40 yards, and his most recently 60 yarder put the PFL up by one.

In an attempt to stop the Crackas option offense, Alex Zebluim and Joe Whitelock were used as spies at the line of scrimmage. This defense paid off dividends as Joe Whitelock would recover a fumble and return it to the endzone, finally giving the PFL the lead they needed.

Stopping the HCL again, Lamar read ran a shallow drag across the middle that he would take for 80 yards on the longest play from scrimmage of the day. PFL had now taken a commanding lead of three.

From their on out, the PFL defense anchored by Hilferty, Flannery, Madara and Zebluim. Though the passing game suffered due to the soaring winds, the PFL was still able to move the ball on the ground. With the score at 9-8, Alexander found Henkels on a fade in the corner for the game-winning score putting the PFL in the second round.

Notable PFL Stats
Dave Schmeltzer - 5 catches, 60 yards, TD
Craig Oliver - 6 catches, 66 yards
Lamar Reed - two catches - 105 yards, TD
Phil Schilling - Four catches, 44 yards, Two TDs
Greg Adelsberger - Three catches, 93 yards, FUMB

the PFL will take on their arch-rivals the NFL this sunday at 1:30. The game will most likely be played at the christian school soccer field adjacent to North Penn.

There will be a rematch between the TSL and the PDL played on Saturday the 8th and Corpus Christi at 1:00. THe winner will take on the PBL the following day.

Pictures have been updated, and videos from the PFL vs HCL game will be updated later in the week. Tomorrow, a game preview will be posted for the PFL vs NFL game.

If you have already not found out from the bragging mouths of the Pennbrook stars, they handed the Sophomores their asses in bags today. The link to the bracket can be found here.

Three games will take place tomorrow, despite definite field condition problems.

And now...a brief history of Backyard football in our area...

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
It began with the forging of the great rings. Three were given to the elves: Immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven to the dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the moutain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power.

It really began with Matt Bowen, Kevin Dahms, and Shawn Vardakas. After allowing a few others to join in their small games, they decided to give their league a name. Aptly titled the Pennfield Football League for their common school of origination and playing field, Ray Alexander's routes in football went way back. As far back as pick-up games at recess, where he first developed his love for the game and for being the underdog.

PFL's stardom grew as a website which chronicaled the happenings that day and an injury report. Interest grew, and a group of higher, more athletic football players began to play. Else where, Joe Talotta was beginning to gain public approval in the school of Pennbrook and gaining football surpremecy there as well.

At the end of the First Year, the time had come for a Team Underdogs vs PFL Favorites game. Dahms and Bowen, unhappy with the direction that which the league was going, abandoned it. The original PFLers, now known as the underdogs headlined by Ray Alexander, a young Steve Stargell, Anik Palit, Doug Johnson, and Craig Oliver, were up against a huge fow of cleat-wearing titans. Arriving an hour before game time to work on drills, Josh Neubert, Joe Diorio, Dave Madara and Jeff Kozak lead the charge against the underdogs. Fighting valiantly in a losing effort, the underdogs were sent to their homes to reconcile. The year ended with the Infamous Snow game and things were looking up for the next year.

As other schools honed their backyard skills, the new PFL consisting of hero of the underdog game Ray Alexander and new CEO Shawn Vardakas made two rules: No Neubert, and no cleats. The rules worked well, and PFL scrimmaged eachother every Sunday, gaining new members in Huber, Reid, and Misczak, the PFL slowly spread its influence through out the school.

At the same time, Joe Talotta was perfecting his team of juggernauts, and challenged the PFL to a game. The cleatless PFLers on the muddy field of Vardakas Stadium fell to Pennbrook by 1 on the faithful day. The dagger in the game was Josh Dubois, who scored every touchdown but two. A rematch was scheduled and still the same fate, a 11-10 defeat.

The battered, beaten, and bruised PFL ended their season on a low note. However, things were looking up for the next year as and many new people were interested in playing and many old players began growing into their lanky bodies in the Third Year. One player in particular who will remain nameless, got exceptionally big with the help of a product known as Creatine. In addition, the big off-season moved that shocked the world was the PFL signing headcase Josh Dubois to a one-year contract. It was not long before talk of "A perfect season" was all around the media. With the additions of Bailey, Calhoun, Hilferty, Dubois, Kennedy, Henkels and Alexander's long time receiver from Nash Whitelock, the PFL looked to be championship bound.

The perfect season was not to be. With a loss the a group of juniors from their school, the PFL began to play the blame game (See: song, Home By Midnight). Turmoil began to rise in the front office as Vardakas and newly appointed commissioner Mirabella partook in a heated power struggle. A third loss to Pennbrook, who added RB star Alex Schmid as well as stand-out linebackers Carpenter and Sheehan to their roster, set off the final fuse in Vardakas. He left PFL, and formed his own league known as the CFL. Anchored by John Stubb and his hot sister, or on second thought just John Stubb, the PFL did away with this rogue league with vengeance.

Sadly, not all was put aside. Citing their disapproval of their lack of playing time due to new PFL recruits, a large group of ex-General Nash football players gained a large coterie of followers and broke off from the PFL. In the most heart-breaking loss in their history, the PFL lost yet another nail-biter, causing Alexander to consider retirement. All was put aside as they won in a rematch as Lamar Reid had his coming out party to end the season.

Now, in the biggest tournament of their lives, the PFL has acquired the help of many players with scattered allegiances. With players from the CFL, NFL, and even ex-members of Pennbrook, the PFL look to win a championship they have been waiting for for three years.

Pennbrook, who has kept its core together but added a few key additions in Carty and Adams, look to regain their strangle hold atop of the Backyard pyramid. The CFL, who has lost much of it's original support but has gained some along the way, are major underdogs in the tournament with nothing to lose.

The New NFL, with some of it's original members staying faithful (Or not...considering why they were there in the first place) has added some big help in Jim Green and Kurt Morgan. While the new PDL, with members from Pennbrook and NFL, look to make some noise as they could quite possibly square off against their rivals Pennbrook in the second round. The other two remaining teams, a team of juniors and a team solely derived from the Tech School, are also two dangerous teams with lower seedings than they would have liked.

Only time will tell who will be the winner of this tournament of champions. I will add more to this once I get the input of other kids and what they were doing before. Then, it will be reposted with a special tribute to the winning team.

On a final note, Alexander had this to say about their game on Sunday against the Hatfield Crackaz junior squad. "If you don't think the PFL is going to win this tournament, you are fucking stupid."

EDIT: The tournament has been updated. The link to the bracket can be found here. If you click on the games, a brief summary of each is written. As for the PFL, a full-write up will be posted on the site ASAP. Pictures and videos will also be updated via our webshots (Which recently eclipsed 1000 after just being started three weeks ago) and our putfile.

Due to to absolute retardedness of the TSL bringing half of the PBL to play for them, a rematch will most likely be scheduled for Saturday between the two. Stipuations are on the bracket site. The winner will play the next day against the PBL. No date has been scheduled for the PFL vs NFL rematch.

On a final note, congratulations to Alex Mirabella for getting his first playoff win as a head coach.

The Bracket has finally been updated. The 8th team (Sophomores) is still up in the air. If they do not participate, Pennbrook wil receive a bye into the second round, seeing as they are the first seed. Special thanks to Joe Diorio, Joe Talotta, Alex Schmid, John Stubb, and Matt Quinn for getting their team's rosters in on time.

Without further adieu...Back Yard Football Tournament

There will be one more update tomorrow, outlining any final changes in rosters and such and also a brief history of backyard football in our area.

Fantasy Outlook/Player Profile

-If you haven't already checked it out, the week 16 game against Tom Mallon and Company has been updated.

-New Pictures and Videos have been added in the media section. -Tournament Rosters and bracket will be updated tomorrow/as people turn there rosters in.

PFL Scouting Report
Base Offense - I-Form/Wing-T
Base Defense - Man-1
Strengths - Speed, WR, RB, Intangibles, Timely Turnovers
Weaknesses - Size, Defense, Mobility at QB
Pass/run - 70/20
Third down Conversions - 70%
Fourth Down Conversions - 90% Touchdowns scored - 82
Rushing TDs - 28
Passing TDs - 54
Rushing yards - 3,086
Passing Yards - 8,500
Turnover Ratio - 4/3
Sacks (against) - .8
Sacks (for) - 1.2
Score - 82 - 65 (all year)
Record in games in which Misczak scores a touchdown - 7-0
When he does not - 7-6

Quarterbacks
Ray Alexander is a more than capable quarterback who is battling a torn ACL. Though he remains the only player every to return from athroscopic reconstructive knee surgery in two weeks, his play has suffered a good deal. However, his good decision making and lack of mistakes, as well as above average arm strength and great accuracy make him the ideal quarterback for the PFL. As for others, long-time back-up Craig Oliver has been in the system for a long time and knows the system well. He is a more mobile quarterback, and will be used situationally.

Wide Receivers
When they actually show up, the PFL wide receivers are an unstopable force. With newly added Wide outs Nate Bailey, Lamar Reid,Wizz Schmeltzer and Eric Henkels to the already well established receiving core of Schilling, Oliver, and Quatraro, the PFL's passing offensive attack is going to be an area of concern for opposing defenses. So long as they have someone to throw them the ball, they are virtually uncontainable. Also "We have have the best backyard football player in the tri-county area" says Alexander about the 120lb. Wizz Schmeltzer.

Running Backs
Josh Dubois has become the end-all be-all for the PFL's backfield this year. When used in combination with Calhoun and/or Stargell, Dubois brings a thunder and lighting attack to the table that has only been matched by the combination of Ottis Anderson and Dave Meggett. The PFL have become a primarily passing team as of late, but they have no trouble converting to the run in slick or wet conditions.

Center/Tight End
Greg Adelsberger has grown immensely infront of all of us this year. He's a big tight end with blocking abilities and soft hands but surprisingly enough, is rarely addressed as a play-maker by opponents. This has been the source of most of his success, as Adelsberger cashed in for a touchdown in Saturday's action and should have had another one if it wasn't for an overthrow. If not addressed, Adelsberger can and will be the difference-maker in the first round.

Defense
The PFL defense is known for starting off strong and slowly wearing down as the games go by. This has called for an increase of defensive subs, even putting Alexander out there on certain drives. With key returners Huber, Kennedy, Hilferty, Hughes, and Flannery all returning for the first round of the playoffs, the porous defense should improve dramatically. If nothing else, the PFL brings big play ability on defense.

Key Returning PFLers Mike Quatraro - Quatraro is a big wide receiver who uses his body to haul in passes. With the best hands on the team (when he uses both), Quatraro is a large asset to the west-coast PFL offense.

Phil Schilling - Everything that can be said about this man has been said. Sporting the best looks on the team, Phil Schilling spends more time looking at himself in the mirror than he does practicing football, yet it still pays off. Schilling has missed some games due to personal matters, but he is expected to have a break-out game this weekend.

Bill Hilferty - Coined as the Ian Gold of the PFL, Hilferty and his nappy hair are afraid of no challenge on the field. Hilferty always seems to be the first one to make a hit, and he is constantly atop of the statistics chart with tackles

Kevin Flannery - Much like Hilferty, Flannery and his red hair are afraid of no challenge on the football field.

Ryan Hughes - The toughest SOB on the field, Ryan Hughes, who stands 5'7" and a modest 160 lbs, is a feared linebacker by offenses around the league. Hughes, who has good hands for a linebacker and who hits with authority, is expected to start on defense, and in cooperation with Kennedy, will provide sure tackling that the PFL have missed.

Eric Henkels - After missing the last two games because of a fatal shaving accident, Henkels and his shaggy, feminine hair have been missed as a big play threat on offense. Though he is a small target, Henkels makes up for this with his speed and catching ability. Henkels is also the captain of the defense when he is on the field because he is aware of everyone's assignments as he boasts +1400 SAT scores.

Week 16

PFL Escape with One to End Regular Season 6-3

-New PFL e-mail [email protected]

PFL (Ray Alexander, Dave "The Wizzinator" Schmeltzer, John "King" Kohl, Craig "C-O" Oliver, Nate "Airborn" Bailey, Josh "J-Dubb" Dubois, "Ghetto" Steve Stargell, Greg "Soft Hands" Adelsberger, Anik "Drunken Disorderly" Palit, and Joe Whitelock)

Defeat

Tom Mallon and Company (Tom "Water" Mallon, Matt "TJ" Henderson, Kevin "Luxenberger" Chaveria, Nick Perez, TJ Brown, Carl Feiser, Nick "Ian Carpenter on Crack" Carty, Zach Cordora, and Cory (name deleted due to offensive nature) Phillips)

10-9 in 7v7 football

Offensive Player of the Game - Matt Henderson - 5 rushing touchdowns
Runner up - Nate Bailey - Three Receiving touchdowns

Defensive Player of the Game - Nick Carty - INT, Fumble recovery
Runner up - Joe Whitelock - INT, Four solo tackles

Horse Trailer - Josh Dubois - 3 total touchdowns (Two rushing, one receiving)

Not to be Forgotten - Steve Stargell - Two rushing touchdowns

Hit of the Day - Matt Henderson dumped the ball of to Zach Cordora in the flat but threw it high. As Cordora jumped in the air, he was absolutely leveled by a Steve Stargell shoulder which sent him sailing into the ground.

Catch of the Day - Tom Mallon made a leaping Grab on the ten yard-line as he was being bracketed from from and behind by two PFL defenders.

Dick of the Day - Josh Dubois absolutely DICKED the entire Tom Mallon defense, breaking a Carl Feiser and two Matt Henderson and tackles in the backfield, and breaking another 6 before making his way all the way down to 20 yard line for a 70 yard gain.

Bitch of the Day - Greg Adelsberger caught a ball over the middle, and when seeing Matt Henderson bearing down on him, took a sliding knee. He was later seen on Monday at school with a large bandage on the same knee.

What a difference a year makes. This time last year, the PFL was just finishing up another heart-breaking loss to Pennbrook subsequently knocking them out of the playoffs. With a coaching change moving Vardakas out and Mira-Bella-cek in, the PFL now find themselves the as the second seed overall. Indeed, all of this could have changed very easily, as a questionable fumble recovery provided an enormous spark for the down-but-not-out juniors.

Winning the toss for the second straight week, Alexander made short-work out of the Tom Mallon defense, picking up right where he left off last game. With passes to Bailey and Stargell, Alexander connected with Greg Adelsberger for his second toudown in two games. "He's really stepped up as of late," said Alexander of Adelsberger. "Whenver no one is open downfield, I can just look in his direction and he's usually open."

The questionable PFL defense then took the field. With the new addition of Jon Kohl to the defensive line, Head Coach Alex Mira-Bella-cek felt comfident that he would fill some of the holes in the defense. Conversely, they did not prepare for, not that three weeks of preparation would have been of any help, Matt Henderson playing quarterback for Tom Mallon and Company, a stud who runs a 4.2 in the forty yard dash and is on a full track scholarship. Henderson was an absolute menace for a good part of the game but on his first drive he was sacked by Jon Kohl forcing a turnover on downs. The PFL quickly capitalized with a 10 yard run by Dubois for the score.

Another PFL stop via a Joe Whitelock interception gave the PFL yet another chance to schore with great field position. "That's what's great about our defense. Yeah sure there's times where we're porous as hell, but we always get the timely turnovers," observed senior fan Max Orchard.

Taking advantage of the short field, Steve Stargell took a handoff and zig-zagged his way into the endzone to increase the lead to 3-0.

Tom Mallon and Company finally got things together on their next drive. Noticing the mismatch of Adelsberger on the lesser of two Feisers, Henderson threw three passes to him on the drive. With no help from Zach Cordora who dropped five passes on the day, Mallon's squad finally got into the endzone via a one yard TJ Brown touchdown reception.

Unrelenting, the PFL offense struck again, this time to Josh Dubois on a 65 yard swing pass. Dubois, who beat Chaveria on the play, collected 178 total yards from scrimmage on the day. With the score at 4-1, Henderson tossed the ball to Phillips, who in turn tossed it right back to him as Henderson took off. Needless to say, there were casualties on the play as Henderson made his way into the endzone.

On their next drive, Alexander threw up a lob to Joe Whitelock that was intercepted by a man that will from now on be referred to as Little Bill. Little Bill celebrated immensely, failing to realize that he did not get within an arms length of the quarterback all game despite repeated attempts. Mallon's team could not take advantage of this turnover as a dropped pass on fourth down by Zach Cordora gave the PFL another chance. A play later Alexander hooked up with Dave Schmeltzer for a fourty yard touchdown pass and catch to put the game at 5-2.

"Tom Mallon's team had no one...well...they did have Little Bill, who by his account was open every play," recounts Craig Oliver, who ended the day with only three catches.

With the score at 7-3 and the PFL on their opponents 10 yardline. Earlier in the drive, TJ Brown announced that if the PFL would go up by five scores, they would forfeit the game. On second down, Tom Mallon blitzed for the second time in a set of downs, a contraband move in backyard football. This lead to a fumble that was recovered by Nick Carty who returned it all the way into PFL territory, sparking new life in Tom Mallon's team. The PFL, enraged with the call, had this to say.

"The play was absolute bullshit. The rules were specified early in the game, but they just weren't accepting it..and well...we weren't going to argue because...they had a huge black kid on their team..." said Palit of the situation.

It wasn't their only unlucky situation of the game. Earlier on, Dave Schmeltzer caused a fumble on Tom Mallon but it was later determined that Mallon did not have possession. An XFL scramble ensued, as Mallon slid head-first with cleats into the hands of Dave Schmelzter. In similar fashion, Greg Adelsberger intercepted Henderson as he was covering Little Bill, but this play was also turned around as popular demand believed he dropped the ball, when in actuality he had trapped the ball with his penis.

The fumble recovery set up a Matt Henderson touchdown to make the score 7-4. Alexander handed off to Dubois, but instead of running, threw a pass downfield to Whitelock. The Chicanery they pulled had terrible results, as the ball was intercepted by Nick Carty. Once again, Mallon and Company capitalized from a pass from Henderson to Mallon making the score 7-5.

On the PFL's next drive, Alexander started feeling some pressure in more ways than one. Henderson ordered his defense to bring up the safety as an additional rusher, compromising coverage for pressure on the quarterback. With Mallon's confidence building, Alexander looked to his own play-making ability to get the team back on track. Though his heart may have been in the right place, his head was not as he threw an off-balance pass right into the hands of Carl Feiser who took it to the PFL 30. Yet again, Mallon's squad scored again on a rushing touchdown by Henderson.

In an attempt to stop the bleeding, the PFL looked to Joe Whitelock to right the wrongs of their last drive. Oddly enough, it was not to be as Whitelock dropped three consecutive passes on first, second, and third down. On a forth down play, Alexander tossed to Dubois, who made three guys miss in the backfield and then went on his way 70 yards downfield before he was brought down. Alexander then threw a touchdown pass to Nate Bailey to put the PFL ahead 9-7.

But Mallon and Company were not stopping. Henderson shredded the now tired PFL defense and hooked up with Brown again for another touchdown pass. Stopping the PFL again after a turnover on downs, Matt Henderson went on to score his fifth rushing touchdown of the day, in the same fashion in which he scored all of his other ones.

A big drive was needed in a big way, as the PFL were in danger of losing their fourth game of the season and putting their chances of being in the tournament at stake.

"I took Ray aside and told him he didn't have to do this himself, that he's got play-makers, the best in the state, behind him. I think he used my advice pretty well," said Mirabella.

With Alexander handed off to Dubois who rumbled for 12 yards after being brought down by Henderson on the play. However, Alexander, in an attempt to free Dubois, injured the ribs of Henderson for the second time in the game. With Henderson out, the PFL looked to their speed back to do the rest. Stargell took a pass 50 yards down to their opponents two yardline.

And then all of the sudden Deja vu (entendu). Alexander handed off to Dubois who fumbled the ball on the two yardline. The ball was recovered by Nick Perez, who also fumbled on the same play. After a sizeable mess of grabbing, humping, and naked bodies, the man who you would expect to be at the bottom of this pile, Josh Dubois came up with the ball. Sending Dubois as far away from the ball as possible, Alexander gave to Stargell who pummeled in from two yards out for the game-winning touchdown.

With the win, the PFL move to 6-3 in competitive play for the regular season. They have earned the second seed out of eight in the backyard tournament of champions. The first round will take place Saturday February 4th and Sunday February 5th.

As for the PFL site, pictures, VIDEOS, and player profiles will be updated tomorrow (Tuesday). Wednesday, the bracket, rosters, fields and times will all be finalized and posted on the site. Before the end of the week, a scouting report on each team will also be posted.

Week 15

Revenge is Sweet for PFL

PFL (Ray Alexander, Dave "The Wizzinator" Schmeltzer, Lamar "All he does is catch touchdowns" Reid, Craig "Air Mail" Oliver, Greg "Soft Hands" Adelsberger, Joe Whitelock, Anik "Arshit" Palit, and Zach "Good in the Sack" Calhoun)

Defeat

NFL (Dave Oh, Alex Schmid, Taylor Bushmann, Joe Diorio, Dave Madara, Doug Johnson, Steve Stargell, and BJ Walters)

13-11 in 7v7 football

Offensive Player of the Game - Lamar Reid - Five receiving touchdowns
Runner up - Alex Schmid - Four total Touchdowns

Defensive Player of the Game - Anik Palit - Two Fumble Recoveries, one for Touchdown
Runner up - Joe Diorio - FUmbled forced, recovered

Horse Trailer - Ray Alexander - 11 Passing TD's (League Record)

Not to be Forgotten - Steve Stargell - Four Touchdowns
Runner up - Zach Calhoun - Three touchdowns

Hit of the Day - Ray Alexander clobbered Alex Schmid with a forearm in the open field giving him a bloody lip.

Catch of the Day - Throwing across the entire field, Alexander hooked up with Dave Schmeltzer who hauled in a pass in the endzone in between three defenders.

After last week's heroic defeat where the PFL had just come up short in game against newly formed rivals, Coach Mirabella knew his team had it in them.

"I just told them to play exactly like they did last week. 99 times of a 100 if they play that way they are going to win."

The first official game at Boyle Stadium was one to be remembered for the PFL. Winning the toss and electing to receive, Alexander and company were in trouble deep in their own zone on their first drive. As fast it began, the problem was eradicated as Craig Oliver came through on a clutch fourth and ten situation. ON the next play Alexander went up stairs to Lamar Reid for their first of many touchdowns on the day.

Attempting to answer back, BJ Walters lined up in the backfield and took a pitch which he then threw to Alex Schmid. Schmid would have scored, however he dropped the ball before he went into the endzone. The fumble was recovered by Palit, who gave the PFL great field position becasue three plays later Alexander again found Lamar Reid for the touchdown giving the PFL a two score advantage.

Unphased, the NFL struck back in a big way as Alex Schmid lead his team all the way down the field for the score. Though he did have four touchdowns on the day, Coach Mirabella felt as if the PFL defense did a decent job containing Schmid.

"We finally learned the meaning of contain this game," he said. "Schmid's a great runner on the outside but he's only decent in between the tackles and we tried to keep him there."

Conversely, most of Schmid's scores were threw the air, as the depleted and worn down PFL secondary which had to go both ways the whole game was no matched for Schmid's quickness.

Alexander wasted no time on the next drive as he completed passes to Adelsberger and Whitelock on numerous occasions. The drive was finally capped off on a thirty yard pass to Craig Oliver who beat Dave Madara on the play.

When Alexander wasn't throwing touchdown passes to Reid (Reid caught six passes, five for touchdowns), Alexander found a new target in Whitelock, who lead all receivers with nine catches. Alexander has been hot as of late; throwing only two interceptions in the last four games and throwing 34 touchdown passes. "He has put to rest a lot of the claims that he is strictly a game manager since his injury," commented Palit.

Both teams traded off scores for a while as PFL sat on their touchdown cushin. These scores were brought in large part by Lamar Reid for the PFL, who scored 4 of PFL's first five touchdowns, and the combination of Doug Johnson and Steve Stargell in the air. With the PFL driving and at midfield, Joe Diorio blitzed an caused an bad exchange between Alexander and Whitelock, and after what was literally thirty seconds of trying to bring the cripple to his feet, finally stripped him of the ball. It was the opportunity the NFL was looking for as they took advantage of it with a pass to Stargell.

With the game all tied up, Alexander once again drove his team down the field with passes to Oliver, Calhoun, and Whitelock. Calhoun excelled in the backfield without the presence of Dubois, racking up 85 total yards from scrimmage. On first and goal that was set up by a deep pass to Whitelock, Alexander connected on a fade to Adelsberger to put them up one.

The NFL Struck back relentlessly once again as the PFL defense looked...well...defenseless against the NFL offensive onslaught. Quarterback Dave Oh, who's running game was high respected by the PFL defense, could now take advantage of his passing abilities threw the air. He eventually found Doug Johnson for his second score of the day.

In similar fashion, the NFL defense was searching for answers to stop the potent PFL offense. The conclusion they came to was a zone defense, which ultimately ended any of their chances of getting a turnover. "I was really relieved when I saw them switch to zone, because I knew I could just pick it apart. It's not like in man converage where I have to throw a perfect ball or risk the chance of an interception," Alexander said.

The drive was formed just like many of the others, a few rushes here and there but mostly dump offs compiled with throws over the top and curls underneath just to mix it up. This time, Dave Schmeltzer was the receipiant of the touchdown catch on a 25 yard catch. Much to the PFL's dismay, their celebrations were cut short as Alex Schmid once again took advantage of the ailing secondary for the touchdown.

In the second half, the PFL began to use Zach Calhoun more and more. At one point, Calhoun scored three consecutive PFL touchdowns. When asked about the touchdowns, Calhoun replied, and quoted Ryan Huber, "I saw a whole, and just kept moving my feet."

"I talked it over with Anik and Ray, and we all knew that we needed a turnover badly because our defense was wearing down," said Mirabella about his team in the second half. The chance almost came as a bad pitch from Oh to Walters sent the ball rolling into the backfield. Luckily for them, Walters recovered the ball ten yards in the backfield with two PFLers just inches away. he later made amends with this pitch as he barreled in for a score of his own to tie the game.

Alexander dialed up Schmeltzer's number again five plays later after the PFL pulled a double play action ghost reverse pass where Alexander rolled right and threw across the field to a wide-open Schmeltzer putting the PFL up 11-10. "There's not much I can say about Dave," said ALexander of the 120 pound Schmeltzer. "He's simply pound for pound the best football player out there."

The NFL came back, driving down the field with runs from Walters and Diorio. Stargell then took a handoff for 50 yards all the way to the house to tie the game at 11. Again the PFL moved the ball down the field with relative ease, but found themselves in a whole was a long fourth down and touchdown situation. To no one's surprise, Alexander just did what he did every other play, throw the ball to Reid who made the most of it.

With the score 12-11 in favor of the PFL, they finally came up big when it was needed the most. The NFL had another bad exchange in the backfield, which was kept alive by Dave Oh. The ball trickled towards Walters, who was tackled by Adelsberger and held on the ground for the remainder of the play. As the ball lay motionless on the ground, Palit and Diorio both dove for the ball but the lighter, more nimble of the two, Palit came up with the fumble recovery in the endzone to seal the deal at 13-11.

The PFL is scheduled to have one more regular season game against Tom Mallon and company. The date is yet to be announced.

With their fifth win of the season, Alex Mirabella was officially named the CEO of PFL. Congratulations to a man who has worked so hard taking pictures, holding laniards, and organizing team breakfastes.

Notable PFL stats
Zach Calhoun - 6 Rushes - 45 yards, 5 catches 40 yards
Craig Oliver - 7 catches - 84 yards, TD
Greg Adelsberger - 6 catches - 68 yards, TD
Dave Schmeltzer - 4 Catches - 75 yards, two TDs
Lamar Reid - 6 Catches, 125 yards, Five TDs
Joe Whitelock - 9 catches - 95 yards

Week 14

PFL lose a heart breaker, fall to 4-3

NFL (Doug Johnson, Scott Holzhour, Luke Tobey, Matt Diaz, Jeff Kozak, Jim Green, Joe "Pussy tackle" G, Steve "Hentai Playground" Stargell, Dave "Outspoken Sacchetti lover" Oh, Alex Schmid, Dave Madara, Chris "Fembot" Pirkowski, Joe Diorio, and Matt "Laser" Poynor)

Defeat

PFL (Ray "Chestnut" Alexander, Zach "Good in the Sack" Calhoun, Josh "J-Dubb" Dubois, Craig Oliver "twist", Nate "Airborn" Bailey, Eric "Hand Job" Henkels, "Schildawg" Phil Schilling, Michael "Big Game" Quatraro, Greg "Soft Hands" Adelsberger, Dillon DeLuca, Sir William Hilferty, Kevin "Smokin' Gay" Flannery, and Jim "Dump Truck" Grey)

11-9 in 8v8 football

Player of the Game - Alex Schmid - Five rushing touchdowns
Runner up - Ray Alexander - Nine passing touchdowns (Career best)

Defensive Player of the Game - Dave Madara - Fumble forced, recovered on 1-yard line
Runner up - Joe "Roids" G - Fumble forced, recovered

Horse Trailer - Greg Adelsberger - 11 catches, 58 yards, touchdown

Not to be Forgotten - Nate Bailey - Three receiving touchdowns
Runner up - Phil Schilling - Two receiving touchdowns

Hit of the Day - The two shirtless wonders Josh Dubois and Alex Schmid collided in what lead to Dubois absolutely laying Schmid out into the mud of Vardakas Stadium.

*New* Bitch of the day - After catching the ball in the flat, Doug Johnson ran down the sidelines then quickly stepped out proclaiming, "Shit, Dubois is coming."

Catch of the Day- With the single coverage of the worst cornerback in backyard history Scott Holzhour on him, Mike Quatraro sprinted to the corner of the end zone, and with his right hand being held by Holzhour, made a one-handed grab for the touchdown.

PFL Receiving stats

Player	Rec	Yds	Long	TD	Thrown to	YAC	Drops	Fumb
Oliver	3	45	20	1	4	10	1	0
Quatraro	4	53	25	1	8	2	0	0
Henkels	3	78	58	1	6	40	1	0
Adelsberger	11	58	20	1	11	22	0	0
Dubois	5	55	25	0	5	50	0	1
Calhoun	4	30	10	0	5	20	1	0
Schilling	6	95	50	2	8	60	1	1
Bailey	3	78	30	3	4	30	0	0

After the game, Vardakas Stadium was an absolute mess in a completely unplayable state as mud covered every inch of the field. At a place where PFL had graduated from, it was back to their common grounds for a game with common foes. It was time for a homecoming, but Friday the 13th had other plans.

Not expecting the NFL to show up with Alex Schmid, the league's leading rusher this year, or Jim Green, the league's leading creatine user; the PFL made no excuses as they started off red hot. In addition to these titans they were matched against, the PFL also saw the unexpected secession of long-time PFLers Steve Stargell and Joe "Roids" G just before game time. With the PFL winning the toss and electing to defend, they made short work of the NFL offense, forcing a three and out. On their first play of their first possession, the PFL acted quickly as Greg Adelsberger slipped out into the flat and broke an Alex Schmid tackle on his way for a 20-yard reception score.

On their next offensive possession, the NFL was stopped again, failing to convert on fourth and ten. With a short field in front of him again, Alexander found Phil Schilling across the middle on fourth and goal to put the PFL up 2-0. After the game, when asked about Schilling returning to the lineup, Ray Alexander had this to say. "It was nice having Phil back in the lineup, He seems to always make those catches when you're like "Gee, where did I throw that ball."

Making a few changes on offense, the NFL embarrassed the PFL defense that looked so sharp on their first two possessions by scoring on a one play 80 yard drive that only needed one man to be blocked to spring Joe G for the score. However, the PFL capitalized yet again, this time driving all the way down the field as Alexander connected with his new favorite target on third down Craig Oliver, whose claim to fame is that his team has never not scored on a drive where he has a catch.

Eventually, the PFL would go up by a score of 5-2, possessing not only the lead, but firm control of the game in every aspect. This lead was thanks to, in large part, Eric Henkels, who had three catches for over 80 yards and a touchdown. On the NFL's next drive, Dave Oh threw a pass to the middle of the field that was almost picked by Nate Bailey, but tipped off his hands and landed securely into the grasp of Steve Stargell who took it to the house.

It was then the NFL started to make their come back. Forcing the PFL to their first turnover on downs all game, the NFL capitalized as Alex Schmid took a handoff at the PFL 37 and didn't stop until he reached the end zone.

The backfield tandem of Calhoun and Dubois, which was recently dubbed the best backfield in the state, was unusually quiet in the loss. Though Dubois did provide hefty means of moving the ball and Calhoun a good switch-up to quickness, both were kept out of the end zone. "Merely giving up first downs and not touchdowns to Dubois was key for the NFL's defense," said Madara.

Using their cheap tackling techniques of ripping shirts, grabbing shorts of shirtless men, and horse-collaring, washed up football players now known as rugby players did what they could to stop the PFL rushing assault. Steve Stargell, once an offensive linemen for Pennfield's ninth grade football team, talks about their tackling skills.

"Once we realized we weren't good enough to play football in ninth grade, we all decided to make the switch to Rugby, and boy did it work it. No more of this form tackling shit, we just the collars of their shirts and pull. They go right down."

With the PFL lead decreased to one, Alexander looked to Nate Bailey to increase their score. After plowing his way down the field thanks to Dubois, Calhoun and Quatraro, who came late but caught a pass on the first play he stepped in, Alexander threw a jump ball to Bailey who caught it, then performed a swim move to juke a defender as he dashed for the end zone. (Video footage of this play to be presented tomorrow)

On the other side of the ball though, the PFL began weakening. "Our explosiveness on defense began to fade," explained head coach Mirabella. "We started to look sluggish and weren't getting off the ball fast which lead to poor tackling." Bill Hilferty remained the only bright spot on defense as Oh lessened his passing attempts and handed off to Schmid more and more often.

With the score tied, Alexander found Mike Quatraro on a fade in the end zone to put the PFL up 9-8. However, it was the last time they would score. A touchdown pass from Oh to Johnson made the score 9-9. Both sides exchanged possessions where the other was stopped. On a third down and goal from the 30 thanks to a fumble due to the extremely muddy conditions, Alexander committed his only mistake of the day, throwing an interception into the hands of Luke Tobey in the end zone.

The PFL came up big on defense though, as Zach Calhoun and Bill Hilferty combined for a stop of Schmid on fourth down. On the ensuing possession, Alexander went deep to Phil Schilling who, after running 30 yards, was stripped of the ball by Joe G. Taking advantage of the PFL's lackadaisical play, Alex Schmid took yet another carry to the house, making the score 10-9.

Alexander brought his team together for a speech. "I told them that we needed to step it up, and that this game was ours. We were going to take the ball, and we were going to score."

Alexander completed his first pass on the drive, to Craig Oliver for 15 yards. In a rhythm, he then found Greg Adelsberger for another 10. Two plays later, after Zach Calhoun attributed ten additional yards after he shed a tackle, Alexander threw a strike to Phil Schilling who beat Steve Stargell on the play. With only one man to beat, Eric Henkels missed a block on Stargell, which allowed for Stargell to bring Schilling down at the one. For the second time in the game, Oliver game in at quarterback to use Alexander as an additional lead blocker. As he gave to Dubois up the middle, Dubois fumbled on the one-yard line and the ball was recovered by Dave Madara. Three plays later, Doug Johnson burned Bill Hilferty who was without cleats for a 90-yard touchdown catch and the game winning score.

Tempers flared as the game came to an end, and Josh Dubois said that he would never play for PFL again. "Everything's fine now," assures Alexander. "Josh will be in a PFL jersey again this weekend."

With the loss, the PFL fall to 4-3 and fourth in BackYard division. "It's not the year we all thought it would be, but I think we still have a shot, said Palit.

A rematch has been tentatively scheduled for next Sunday at PFL stadium.

Pictures and video will be updated tomorrow in the media section.

Week 14 Preview/Recent Transactions

According to Head Coach "Honest" Alex Mirabella, the NFL poses a large threat with big bodies on both sides of the ball. However, he believes that the PFL's combination of size and quickness will be too much to handle for the NFL.

Quarterback Ray Alexander was torn between his love of both leagues, but citing the betrayal of him in fifth grade, where recess would no longer consist of football, but gay ass kick ball and and soccer; Alexander opted out of not participating in the game due to "conflict of interest".

According to Assistant General Manger Anik Palit, Stargell and Diaz pose the greatest threat running the ball. To neutralize this, Mirabella plans to shut down Diaz with a healthy dose of Zach Calhoun, who help Phil Schilling to just three catches in their last meeting against eachother.

The following roster moves were made for the PFL.
Refuse to pick up option on WR John Misczak's contract to lock him up for the remainder of the season

Sign Phil Schilling to a one year, $3.4 million contract citing his "tremendous display of excellence on the field"

Re-Sign RB Josh Dubois to a five year, $30 million dollar contract

Release LB Dave Madara

Release RB/WR Doug Johnson

Release Steve Stargell

Name Jeff Kozak as unrestricted Free Agent.

Name Craig Oliver as starting WR for game's entirety. According to Mirabella, Oliver has had a great week of practice, and makes plays in game situations. He will not come off the field once on offense.

Tenative rosters for the NFL are as follows.

The game is scheduled for Friday at 1pm at PFL stadium.

Week 13

PFL Manhandle Sophomoric Opponents

PFL (Ray "Chestnut" Alexander, Anik "Drunken Disorderly" Palit, Sir Bill Hilferty, Eric Henkels, Josh "J-Dubb" Dubois, Tom "TK for Tre'" Kelly, BJ "The Refrigerator Hater" Walters, "Preposition Phrase" Steve Stargell, Tylon "Ryan" Hughes, Joe "John F" Kennedy, Ryan "Game Time Decision" Huber, and James "Quick Silver" Gray")

defeat

Sophomores (Ray Walton, Valdez "VJ" Crouse, Mike "One Handed" Katch, "Big" Andrew Little, Anthony Mancino, Matt Sullivan, Kevin "Get at me dawg" Chavera, Corey "P-Murdah is boning my sister" Phillips, and the Asian twins Ninja and Pikachu)

11-5 in 8v8 football

Offensive Player of the Game - Josh Dubois - Four total touchdowns
Runner up - Mike Katch - Two receiving touchdowns, one passing

Defensive Player of the Game - Tylon Huges - INT, three solo tackles
Runner up - Bill Hilferty - INT, two solo tackles

Horse Trailer - Ray Alexander - Seven passing touchdowns

Not to be Forgotten - BJ Walters - Five solo tackles, five catches, 50+ yards receiving

Hit of the Day - As Walters turned around after making a catch to get up field, he was stopped short by Crouse, who lifted him into the air and drove him into the ground.

Catch of the Day - Alexander winged a pass ten yards downfield to Gray who was tightly covered by Pikachu. Gray, with no regard for has body, caught the ball as he was simultaneously hit by the defender, and held on as he landed back-first into the ground.

Pennbrook Stadium, a field filled with bad omens and memories for everything PFL, and a field that hosted hosts of PFL defenders latching onto the back of Gerald Bell in seemingly futile attempts to tackle him; was the site of good fortunes on this brisk Sunny afternoon in a game between the Pennfield Football League and The North Penn Sophomores...and friends...

On paper, this looked to be a very even battle. The Sophomores, in just their first year in the league, took the Juniors by surprise, beating edging them out in a slight victory. These were the same juniors that handed the PFL their panties in a box in a 13-6 blow out where Alexander would throw four picks and eventually have to be taken out of the game.

The actual game, in contrast, was nothing short of this in the early going. Both teams traded off scores as the Sophomores had no trouble marching down the field and scoring with a touchdown capped by VJ Crouse. Sophomore quarterback Ray Walton, who is most famously known for Whipping out his penis on the last day of his sophomore year and subesquently being kicked off the football team thereafter, looked sharp, completing 7 of 8 passes on the drive.

The other Ray answered back quickly, and a pass fired to Steve Stargell nodded the game at one. The sophomores came right back to go back on top, but the PFL wasted no time as Alexander (in more ways than one) hooked up with Henkels on the first play of the next drive to tie the game at two a piece.

Missing most of his usual passing threats in Schilling, Quatraro, Whitelock, and Misczak, Alexander did not miss a beat with a group of people new to the PFL scene. BJ Walters, along with Tom Kelly, and Jim Gray established themselves as receiving threats through out the game. As the game wore on, and receivers became less available down the field, these three settled in and provided receiving outs for Alexander. Said Brandon Greth afterwards of his client Jim Gray, "Jim came out and played real well. A lot of people didn't expect him to perform like this, but I think he showed what he's capable of." In addition to these three men, the return of Dream Boat Ryan Huber to the PFL offense gave them a spark that no one expected as Huber cashed in for two scores in the early going.

The game continued to move on quickly, with little defense on either sides. The majority of the offense for the Sophomores was provided by Mike Katch and VJ Crouse both receiving and acting as quarterback. Defensively, Corey Phillips acted as the answer for the running game of the PFL.

Then, an interception that landed in the hands of Tylon Hughes turned the tides of the game. The PFL drove down to the one-yard line where Alexander handed off to Hughes on a delayed handoff for the touchdown. With relentless tackles from PFL linebackers Kennedy and Huber, the PFL brought the Sophomore offense to a hault again. Once again the capitalized, thanks to a run from Dubois.

With the sophomores in danger of going down by four scores, Mike Katch lead his team down the field on a quick drive that was concluded with Crouse catching a jump ball over Stargell. However, the PFL did not faulter, as Alexander, who was almost perfect on the day, found Tom Kelly deep over the middle for another PFL score.

As Walters and Dubois kept holding things down on defense, the PFL came back with two more scores: a forty yard touchdown strike to "Circus Catch" Bill Hilferty a play after picked off Chavera and almost returned it to the house, and a run by Josh Dubois from end zone to end zone. It was at that point where the Sophomores knew they had met their match, and the game ended at 11-6.

With the win, the PFL move to 4-2 on the year, slowly creeping back into third in the backyard standings. With the extended break, the PFL is expected to have to games over the upcoming weekend. First off, a rival match against Alexander and many other PFLer's Alma Mator General Nash is tentatively scheduled for 1pm on Friday. It is currently rumored that General Nash has signed a plethora of people off the inactive PFL roster. These games will be further updated later in the week.

Big Second Half Gets PFL Back on the Winning Track

PFL (Ray "Chestnut" Alexander, Anik "Arshit" Palit, Josh "Mountain" Dubois, Matt "Lazer" Poynor, Dave Madara, John �Jrod" Rodriguez, Doug Johnson, Zach "Good in the Sack" Calhoun, Eric "Danger" Henkels, Joe "John F" Kennedy, Greg "Soft Hands" Adelsberger, Craig "Airborn" Oliver, Mike "Big Game" Quatraro, and Matt "Me" Miller)

Defeat

CFL (Phil Schilling, Dave Schmeltzer, Kevin Uhll, John Stubb, Ben Borchers, Tom Mallon, Mike Erthal, Ritchie Krzemien and a huge assortment of random jobbers)

13-7 in 7v7 football

Offensive Player of the Game � Josh Dubois - Five Total touchdowns � Four Rushing
Runner up � Ray Alexander � Eight TD passes

Defensive Player of the Game � Eric Henkels � Sack, Two Interceptions, Two Fumble Recoveries
Runner Up � Dave Schmeltzer - INT

Horse Trailer � Mike Erthal � Five TD passes

Not to be Forgotten � Matt Miller � Two catches, 140 yards, Touchdown, five tackles

Catch of the Day � One a pass that looked to be way overthrown, Craig Oliver demonstrated full-extension 101, diving to catch the ball in the end zone.

Hit of the Day � Josh Dubois came roaring downfield from the safety position to light up Ritchie Krzemien, stopping him short of the first down and dislocating his shoulder.

With a large majority of Vardakas� squad not showing up, a rag tag group of players was assembled to face off against PFL and the friendly rogue unit of Team Fitzgerald (Criag Oliver, Matt Miller, Mike Quatraro) on the sweet turf of PFL Stadium. Opposite PFL were many familiar faces; but for different reasons. Ex PFLers, school rivals, and backyard football adversaries united in an attempt to take down the PFL and claim a goal of backyard football supremacy.

And in the first half, it looked as if they would do just that. Opting to receive and fighting against the wind, Erthal made short work of the PFL defense, driving right down the field for an important opening touchdown. On the PFL�s first drive, Alexander, noticing the mismatch of Stubb covering Miller, changed the play at the line and hit Miller for an 80 yard score.

To counter the CFL offense, Zach Calhoun was ordered to follow Phil Schilling all over the field. In addition, veteran Anik Palit saw his first extended action of the year. Joe Kennedy was also brought in on defense as a sure tackler and playmaker.

None of it worked. Aside from a fumble forced by Doug Johnson, Erthal lead his offense to scores on every possession. "We just didn�t have an answer for what they were throwing at us," said Mirabella. "We�d put speedier guys in there, and they�d just run the ball."

The story for PFL was the coming out party of Greg Adelsberger. Adelsberger, who racked up four catches for just under 100 yards and a touchdown, finally showed why he was drafted 72 overall pick in the draft, clearing the field of defenders with his abnormally long sphincter. "We knew he had it in him the whole year, it was just a matter of time when it came out. It must have been his fresh Under Armour and gloves." Commented Alexander.

Zach Calhoun also lent his services to the offensive explosion, acting as a nice counter to the bruising assault of Josh Dubois. In the end Calhoun racked up over 50 yards on the ground and broke the PFL broken tackle record in one play with six, a record that was previously held by John Rodriguez.

Both teams traded off scores for the majority of the first half. It consisted basically of poor tackling by both teams, but don�t tell that to Josh Dubois, who messed up Ritchie Krzemien, sending him out for the rest of the game. The only other notable defensive play was a forced fumble caused by Joe Kennedy that was recovered by Eric Henkels. Offensively, Alexander flourished, finally stepping up to his normal stature of big plays. One in particular, where he scrambled, or did his best impression of scrambling, in the backfield, avoiding defenders, and finally launching one off of his back foot to Miller, had Mirabella impressed. "It was like he hadn�t had surgery at all. He was back to his elusive self�well�almost�"

AT the half the score favored 7-6 in favor of CFL. "We were a little flustered at that point," explains Alexander, who ended the day with eight TD passes. However, the best of his and his team�s performances came in the second half. PFL started with the ball in their own territory, and drove the entire length capped by a touchdown run by Josh Dubois. A small switch on the defensive side of the ball placing Matt Miller on Kevin Uhll was made, and it was as if the entire defense saw a spark. For the first time the PFL forced the CFL into a turnover on downs. Alexander then found Mike Quatraro for the go ahead score.

It was then that the PFL defense began to rape the women and children of the CFL. An interception by Eric Henkels lead to a PFL score on a fade from Alexander to Misczak, on a play where Henkels drew the defenders and Misczak used his body to shield two defenders as he managed to hold onto the ball while being hit as he caught it. "Ray just floated that ball in there real well, and well, I just did the rest as I usually do."

A fumble on the next drive caused by Jeff Kozak lead to yet another PFL score by the Upman Matt Poynor, who rumbled in from one yard out on a give from John Misczak. With the score 10-7, Eric Henkels picked off another Mike Erthal pass. Again, PFL took advantage of the turnover with a run by Josh Dubois, his fourth of the game.

In an attempt to shift the planetary alignments, the CFL brought in long time North Penn Sophomore quarterback Tom Mallon, who is most famous for fumbling on his own goaline and giving up a perfect shut out against Abington. However, Eric Henkels broke up the block party, sacking Mallon eight yards in the backfield. "It just capped an incredible day that he had." This time the PFL drive was comsummated by a diving Craig Oliver touchdown catch.

The rest of the game was history, as a a touchdown by Kozak and an interception returned for a touchdown ended the game at 13-7. The PFL managed to only hold their opponents to 78 total yards in the second half.

Everyone held their breath on the last play of the game when Kevin Uhll hit the ground hard. An injury that was possibly thought to be a torn MCL turned out to only be a sprained ankle, and he will be okay. His pride however, after getting bitched the entire game by Miller, will need some weeks to recover.

The PFL move to 3-2 with the win and they will rematch the Junior All-Stars A squad this Friday at 1pm at PFL Stadium.

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Week 12 Preview/Press Conference

The following is the verbatim Press Conference held with Commissioner Alexander, Assistant General Manager Palit, and Coach Mirabella.

Question: What went wrong in the game against Pennbrook?

Mirabella: There were a lot of things that went wrong for us before the game even began. For one, we were not expecting 4/11th of the starting North Penn defense to be present at the game. What we thought we had to counter this was most of our big guys, who did not show. In fact, our five biggest guys weren’t there. It was that and the twelve dropped passes that did us in. You know, Ray wasn’t having the greatest day, but when your quarterback is down, it takes other people to pick him up, and that just didn’t happen.

Question: What are you going to do to forget about the game?

Mirabella: Well that game's behind us. It's a new week. We’re giving them team off on Saturday and Sunday for a little break, but Monday at 6:00am they're out on the field practicing.

Question: There were a lot of great expectations coming into this year, what has happened to the team that has made this season go not as well as expected?

Palit: Well with the off-season acquisitions of Calhoun, Adelsberger, and Hilferty…among a few other notable players, we thought we had filled the pieces that we were missing from last year. Obviously, we have some holes in the defense. Some positions we lack size and others we lack the speed needed. We've also been having some trouble tackling. On the offensive side, there’s obviously a quarterback problem and we need to address that. Allagrezza has been getting reps at Quarterback but he's doubtful for this week. Right now, Ray's our guy, he's always been and we're sticking with him.

Question: What if Alexander goes down what next at Quarterback?

Mirabella: Well we've got a very capable, mobile quarterback in Craig Oliver. He's a game manager, he'll make the big plays here and there, but he won't give up the big interception. He's a guy we'll be very confident going to if it's needed. After that, John Misczak was just signed off the practice squad as a wide receiver but he also has some experience throwing.

Question: What do you expect from CFL this week?

Alexander: It's a huge rivalry game. There’s a lot of bad blood circulating around on both teams. They've got a big team, a power running game, but not too many options at wide out. Mulvihill is as solid as any in the pocket, and Davis Le in the backfield is always formidable.

Question: Because there are many ex-PFLers on CFL, is there any extra meaning to this game?

Alexander: Of course there is. Our guys will all be fired up, and I'm sure their guys will be too. We just have to remain focused and play our game.

Question: What do you expect out of the recent players just picked up by CFL that were dropped by the PFL?

Alexander: I read last week that they were picking up Holzhour, and I wasn't too worried. Scott's a good player, but he's gotten progressively worse every year. It just got to the point where it became a conflict of interest. He's definitely a guy we’re going to have to look out for. In addition, Phil Schilling is going to be their lone threat at wide receiver. The thing with Phil was, we knew he was capable of making great plays, but he recently has been skipping practices and bad mouthing the other players. That was just something we weren't going to deal with at this point in the season. To shut him down, we're going to stick Zach Calhoun on him all over the field with a safety to help over the top. Calhoun has proven himself to be one of the top cover guys around.

Question: After the regular season, what is going on with the Backyard Football Association tournament?

Alexander: We plan to have the tournament start in mid to late January. The tournament is going to consist of the eight best backyard teams in the area. Single and double eliminations have both been considered, though nothing has been determined. The teams will consist of a 15 man roster and a 7v7 setting with one center. Games will most likely be played with cleats on.

Week 12 Preview CFL Roster
Shawn Vardakas
Shaun Mulvihill
Vince Tancredi
Davis Le
Phil Schilling
Scout Holzhour
Luke Tobey
Kevin Uhll
Chris White
John Stubb
Ben Borchers
Kevin Magarity

PFL Roster
Ray Alexander
Craig Oliver
Greg Adelsberger
Zach Calohun
Dave Madara
Nate Bailey
Matt Miler
Joe Kennedy
Joe Whitelock
Eric Henkels
Steve Stargell
John Misczak
Doug Johnson
Mike Quatraro

Rosters subject to change

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Week 11

Back to the Drawing Board

PBL (Joe Talotta, Mike "Titties" Talotta, Andrew "Wolverine" Sheehan, Ian "C-Dawg" Carpenter, Nick "Carpenter on Crack" Carty, Tom Green, Alex Scmid, BJ "The Refrigerator Hater" Walters, Tom "Tazer" Kelly, Kyle "Feis-Dawg" Feiser, and TJ "Teej-Dawg" Brown

Defeat

PFL (Ray Alexander, Steve Stargell, Dave Schmeltzer, Anik Palit, Mike Quatraro, Mike Allagrezza, Eric Henkels, Greg Adelsberger, Craig Oliver, John Stubb, Ben Borchers, Joe Kennedy, Pete Stoll, Phil Schilling, Joe Whitelock, Zach Calhoun, and Joe Diorio)

14-3 in 9v9 football

Offensive Player of the Game – Joe Talotta – nine passing TD’s
Runner up – Ian Carpenter- Four touchdowns

Defensive Player of the Game – Joe Talotta – INT, 5 solo tackles, forced fumble, three pass break-ups
Runner up – BJ Watlers – 10 solo tackles, forced fumble

Horse Trailer – Zach Calhoun – 10 rushes, five receptions, touchdown

Not to be forgotten – Craig Oliver – 6 receptions for 54 yards.

Catch of the Day – On an interception, Alexander threw what would have been his best throw of the day, but Nick Carty came off his man, leaped in the air and snatched the ball while at full extension.

Hit of the Day – TIE – Andrew Sheehan knocked the shit of out Zach Calhoun stopping him for no gain.
Ray Alexander light up Tom Green at the goaline preventing him from crossing the plane.

The game was not even close. As three starting North Penn defensive players showed up, leaving the Huber-less and Madara-less PFL completely overmatched and outplayed. Other notables PFLers, who were supposed to make their presence felt, such as Joe “Roids” G, John Rodriguez, and Jeff Kozak, also did not show up. Overwhelmed by poor tackling, bad hands, and lack of athletic ability gave the PFL one of the biggest embarrassments in the history of backyard football.

Trying to set the tone early, Alexander went deep to Schilling, but the pass was dropped. The drop was a trend that extended throughout the game, as the PFL recorded a grand-total of 12 drops on the day. “A lot of guys were afraid to get hit out there,” said Alexander, who struggled severely early on at quarterback, almost looking afraid to put any sort of velocity behind the ball. “Joey T’s a big guy, and a lot of our guys just didn’t want to deal with that.”

Speaking of Joe “Guns” Talotta: Nevermind his laser-precision passes from the quarterback position, Talotta has a set of wheels for the truck he toes around every day. Joe Talotta struck fear in the hearts of the PFL receivers. That, combined with big hits provided by Andrew Sheehan, Ian Carpenter, and BJ Walters created an impenetrable force on defense.

Alexander connected with Schilling a few more times, but after being abused in the pile up after play, Schilling left the game…and subsequently the team. After the game, Schilling was placed on waivers, joining Joe Diorio as the second and third people to ever be released from PFL. Talotta shredded the makeshift PFL zone defense, completing passes to Feiser, Carpenter, and Brown all for TD scores.

Said Coach Mirabella, “Our zone was getting attacked. The PBL took advantage of the height advantage we had deep. We decided to switch it up to a man look.”

Which was no problem for PFL. As soon as they switched to man, the PBL stacked the backfield and ran sweeps to either side. Alex Schmid, who was clearly the fastest man on the field, needed no help from the wall of blockers he had in front of him. He later called himself “the greatest running back to ever play the game.”

Funny how he should mention great players, and to think Joe Diorio would pop right into your head. Diorio was signed on Wednesday to the PFL, after they declined an additional third year on his two-year contract last year. This signing was in the hopes that Diorio would improve upon his speed and maintain his good hands. Neither of which was the case. Diorio, the slowest man on the field, hardly got open all game, got juked out by Talotta on several occasions, and dropped two passes on key third downs.

With the PBL ahead 5-0, the PFL mounted a drive. With Calhoun and Stoll in the backfield, they single-handedly took the PFL all the way to midfield. Then, Alexander found Stargell deep who beat Joe Talotta deep for the score. On the PBL’s next drive, Mike Allagrezza forced a fumble on TJ Brown and it was finally recoverd 15 yards downfield by Dave Schmeltzer. However, the drive came to a thundering halt as Joe Whitelock, who was lined up in the backfield for an HB toss, threw up an up-for-grabs, anything goes pass to Anik Palit, who by the end of the play could not even been seen through the hord of five PBLers surrounding the ball. All hope of any comeback was lost at that point.

On that same drive, Ian Carpenter took the snap and lobbed a pass up to Kyle Feiser for the touchdown.

“They simply could not be stopped. We couldn’t cover, we couldn’t tackle, and we couldn’t even play our positions right,” said Oliver, who lead the PFL with six receptions.

A trick play for the PBL where Andrew Sheehan walked onto the field at the last second uncovered increased the PBL winning margin by even more.

The lone miniscule spec of brightness in the otherwise dark and dismal PFL performance came from Zach Calhoun and Joe Kennedy. Kennedy, who was just signed that day, lead the PFL with 7 tackles. On offense, Zach Calhoun had 4 receptions for 32 yards and broke 12 tackles in total, which is a lot for a team that did not block at all for their running back. However, most of his runs were cut short by the tenacious PBL defense lead by BJ Walters and Ian Carpenter.

”Stargell sort of abandoned the backfield after his first run, so [Zach] had to step up and run it on his own. I felt he did a good job back there, he held onto the ball, and he did the best he could with the yardage he was given.” Said Alexander, who threw two picks in a below average performance.

Oddly enough, personal states could be related to their holder in many ways. Mike Talotta towards the end of the game had a phat-ass (pretty hot and tempting) run, breaking five tackles all the way down to the five yardline. Craig Oliver had six catches, corresponding with his six Weiner schnitzel, whereas Diorio racked up a big two.

Down 10-2, Alexander tried to circle the wagons and explain they were just playing for pride. However, his team developed a case of the dropsies, making moving the ball virtually impossible. He eventually found a streaking Joe Whitelock down the left hash for their third touchdown of the game.

The PFL was allowed a pity touchdown at the end, but the real story was the two defensive plays that ended the game. Joe Talotta blitzed Alexander and force a fumble that was picked up and run into the end zone by Carpenter. On the next play, Alexander again faced the blitz. He sidestepped and shuffled it to Diorio, who fumbled the ball that was again recovered by Carpenter, setting up the game winning score.

As a consolation, Coach Mirabella offered this. “We were outmatched today. I don’t want the guys getting too upset, we’ve got a game next Monday against our big rivals. What happened today is done. We need to get over it, and move on. We’ve got a game against the CFL now.

With this loss, the PFL fall to a shocking 2-2 on the season. A season that was once filled with so much expectation is now filled with so much doubt and lost-hope. Their next game is scheduled for Monday December 26th at 1:00pm at PFL Stadium.

PFL Transactions Phil Schilling - Named as an unrestricted free agent. Rumored to be picked up by CFL
Joe Diorio – Placed on Waivers
Joe Kennedy- Signed a one year, 2.3 million dollar contract
Dave Dempsey – Signed to practice squad

The Press Conference scheduled for Wednesday December 21st at 12:00 pm with Ray Alexander, Coach Alex Mirabella, and Assistant General Manager Anik Palit will be posted on here by Wednesday night. In addition, the Backyard football tournament will begin some time in Mid-late January.

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Week 10

The Dream is Over

Tom Mallon and Company (Tom Mallon, Mike Erthal, Andy �PJ� Croyle, Nick Carty, Joe Diorio, Anthony Mascola, Sean �Piece� Moore, and Matt Muscarella)

Defeat

PFL (Ray Alexander, Craig Oliver, Josh Dubois, Anik Palit, John Rodriguez, Dave Madara, Eric Henkels, Phil Schilling, Ryan Stawasz, and Steve Stargell)

13-7 in 8v8 football

Offensive Player of the Game � Mike Erthal � Four touchdowns
Runner up � Steve Stargell � Three touchdowns

Defensive Player of the Game � Nick Carty � Interception, 7 solo tackles

The PFL, lacking many of their starting players, laid an egg against Tom Mallon and his seven friends. Their first drive set the tone for the entire game as a bad snap was recovered by Mike Erthal in the backfield. A few passes later Erthal found Mallon in the endzone for the first score. Eventually, the Juniors went up 3-0 and did not look back after that. With the PFL attempting a comeback right after a junior score, a miscommunication between Ray Alexander and Joe Whitelock lead to an interception by Anthony Mascola, make the score 8-3. The lone bright spot on the day was Steve Stargell and his coming out party. After a few games of mediocre play and a few more with substandard play, Stargell torched defenses with three touchdowns, all of fifty yards or more. Mike Erthal ended with five touchdowns, and Anthony �The A-Train� Mascola added an addition four. This game sucked.

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PFL vs. PBL

In a game that looks to be a great rematch of last years bitter rivalry, The Pennfield Football League will be taking on the Pennbrook Sunday December 18th. Pennbrook looks to regain their strangle hold on the rivalry, adding a few key players such as Ian Carpenter and Alex Schmid. For PFL, expect to see much of the same old players highlighted by Steve Stargell, Joe "Roids" G and Mike "Big Game" Quatraro.

On a side note, PFL suffered their first loss a few weeks ago, and though it has been forever, it will be updated.

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Week 9

PFL Wallops rivals Hatfield Crackas

PFL

defeat

Hatfield Crackas

11-2 in 11v11 football

Offensive Player of the Game � Jeff Kozak � 4 Total touchdowns
Runner up � Josh Dubois � 3 rushing touchdowns

Defensive Player of the Game � Dave Madara � Three sacks, 5 tackles, batted pass
Runner up � Nate Bailey � INT returned for touchdown

Catch of the day � On a screen pass, Joe Whitelock reached down with both hands and picked a ball out of the mud just before it hit the ground.

Hit of the Day � On Bailey�s interception, Mike Quatraro unloaded on a defenseless junior�s blindside and sent him flying.

Despite the score, the game did not start off the way that many of you would believe. On a day that was unexpectedly muddy-as-all-hell, the two rivals met for a rematch of last year�s slugfest. After a junior touchdown (for pete sake I don�t remember who it was), Joe Whitelock went three and out after fumbling. The Juniors quickly capitalized was a score making the lead 2-0.

However with the arrival of Ray Alexander, Zach Calhoun, and Lamar Reid came a spark, a spark that would propel them into certain victory. Though he fumbled the ball away on their first possession and threw a pick on the second, Alexander finally threw a TD pass to Jeff Kozak out of the flat to slice to lead into two.

The PFL defense was the story of the day, allowing only 150 yards of total offense. The next PFL possession lead to a handoff to Josh Dubois for a touchdown, tying the game.

PFL spirits went high as a Jeff Schautz pass was intercepted by Nate Bailey and returned for the score. Pennfield never looked back after that, scoring 8 more times without a defensive let up. �I think we finally found our swag Pennfield never looked back after that, scoring 8 more times without a defensive let up. �I think we finally found our swagger on defense. We had everyone in the right places and everyone was doing their job,� said Zach Calhoun, who finished the day with four tackles.

The three-headed quarterback monster of Alexander, Whitelock, and Oliver proved they were all capable of running a competent offensive machine in any weather conditions.

On Sunday, The PFL will take on a rival from North Penn High School as they look to increase their record to 3-0.

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Week 8

Ray �Chestnut� Alexander, �Schildawg� Phil Schilling, Michael �Big Game� Quatraro, Sir Bill Hilferty, Ryan �Tylon� Hughes, and �Honest� Alex Mirabella

Defeat

Mike Allagrezza, Eric �Burgundy� Henkels, �Smokin� Gay� Kevin Flannery, Anik Palit, Arvind �Steak Fanatic� Balaji, and Greg �Soft Hands� Adelsberger

6-5 in 6v6 football

Offensive Player of the Game � Phil Schilling � 4 receiving touchdowns

Defensive Player of the game � Phil Schilling � INT, 6 solo tackles

Horse Trailer � Ray Alexander � 6 passing TDs

Hit of the Day � After and interception, Ray Alexander made Arvind Balaji pay for his insolence, clotheslining him out of bounds and chipping his tooth.

With no game scheduled, several well-rounded, fine young PFLers decided in in their best interest to keep up the practice for their Wednesday game against the Hatfield Crackas. Secondarily to that, this game had another stipulation: the winning quarterback was to get the start for Wednesdays game, with veteran Ray Alexander squaring off against rising PFL stud Mike Allagrezza.

Electing to receive, Alexander set up shop at the 20yard line. Their game plan was simple: get the ball to Quatraro and Schilling as much as possible. Though Allagrezza was expecting this, they did little to stop this. Quatraro, who was manned up by the usual shot down corner Eric Henkels broke out with 10 receptions and two touchdowns. The downfield threat of Phil Schilling cashed in with four big ones, and interception at a crucial part of the game.

After a touchdown to Schilling, Allagrezza struck right back and found Eric Henkels for the score to tie things up at one. Not to be out done, Alexander hooked up with a slanting Mike Quatraro for the go ahead score. Again, Allagrezza quickly came back with a pass to Kevin Flannery for the score.

The teams traded scores and favorite sex positions for the remainder of the game. Indeed, the scorers did not change either. Alexander hit Qutraro once more and Schilling two more times. In similar fashion, Allagrezza threw TD�s to Flannery, Henkels, and Adelsberger to nod the game at 5 with one more score to win. With his team driving, Alexander threw a pick to Arvind Balaji who was met by Alexander�s firm forearm thirty yards downfield. On a fourth down and goal, Phil Schilling intercepted Mike Allagrezza in the endzone, giving new life to his team. Alexander then took his team on a 16 play, 80 yard drive, including three third down conversions that was capped off by the game winning touchdown passing to Schilling on a crossing pattern.

The PFL will take on the Hatfield Crackas Wednesday at 12:30.

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Week 7

Jim Green, Mike Allagrezza, Eric Henkels, Jason “J-Rod” Elrod, John “J-Rod” Rodriguez, Joe “Roids” G, Arvind “Take no beef” Balaji, Doug “Jesus” Johnson, Dave “Whiz” Schmeltzer, Shawn Vardakas, Anik “Brown and in Town” Palit, Jeff Kozak, Alex Zebluim, Tom Signore, “Schildawg” Phil Schilling, and Zach “Good in the sack” Calhoun

defeat

Ray Alexander, Steve Stargell, Dave Madara, Ryan Hughes, Nate Bailey, “Sir” Billiam Bilferty, Greg Adelsberger, Kevin “Smokin” Gay” Flannery, Michael “Big Game” Quatraro, Scott “Meshawn” Holzhour, Dan”l Shelly, Alex Schmid, BJ “The Refrigerator Hater” Walters, and Coach Mirabella

11-8 in 10v10 football

Offensive Player of the Game “ Tom Signore “ three receiving touchdowns
Runner up “ Nate Bailey “ Two receiving touchdowns

Defensive Player of the Game “ Nate Bailey “ Two INTs, fumble recovery
Runner up “ Dave Madara “ 10 solo tackles

Horse Trailer “ Alex Schmid “ 20 rushes “ 120 yards, touchdown

Not to be Forgotten “ Jim Green “ two touchdowns, 5 solo tackles

Hit of the Day “ On a third down and ten, Alex Schmid sweeped out of the backfield and at nine yards from scrimmage lowered his head and barreled over Mike Allagrezza for the first down.

Catch of the Day “ Mike Allagrezza leaned back and chucked a bomb to in the middle of the field to Tom Signore who jumped over Nate Bailey and hauled it in for the score.

Staring up at that sky, eyes glazed and unfocused, mind wandering and disheveled, the first words uttered out of the mouth of Eric Henkels, “Did I stop him”“ personifies PFL in a simple statement. The play Henkels was referring to, which sent running back Alex Schmid slamming into him in an attempt for a touchdown, was just a snapshot of the insane hits that were delivered in Sunday”s action.

After Pennbrook had failed to show up for its scheduled game against PFL, a game with PFL on both sides commenced. On the first play of the game, Allagrezza handed off to Joe G who was escorted into the end zone graciously by Jim Green. On the ensuing drive, Ray Alexander drove his team down to the 5-yard line, where Dave Schmeltzer recovered a bad snap by Dan Shelly. As if it were nothing, Allagrezza drove his team 95 yards capped by a score by Jim Green.

Once again, Alexander drove his team down the field, hitching a ride on the back of Alex Schmid for most of the yardage. Alexander then sent a pass intended for Ryan Hughes straight into the hands of Arvind “Steak Fanatic” Balaji, who took it 65-yards before he was brought down.

“I brought him over to the sidelines at that point and told him I was taking him out,” said coach Alex Mirabella who lost his first game on Sunday. “He told me to give him one more shot on offense.”

And he made it count. Alexander threw up a jump ball to Nate Bailey who made the catch and the first score of the day for his team, making the score 3-1. Things began to look up, as Mike Allagrezza threw an interception to Nate Bailey. With momentum slowly shifting, Alexander gave the ball to Steve Stargell, who rumbled for 8-yards before fumbling and losing possession for his team. Stargell suffered his worst game of his career, only amounting 20 total yards on 5 touches and recorded two turnovers.

Seldom missing a beat this entire game, Allagrezza connected with Joe G for touchdown. The game eventually stood at a 6-1 margin. Alexander connected with Greg “Big Penis” Adelsberger and on their opponent”s next drive, Alex Scmid intercepted Allagrezza. After fumbling, Nate Bailey picked up the fumble and ran it back for the score, cutting the lead to three. The next time around on offense, BJ “The refrigerator hater” Walters made his presence felt, providing break time for Schmid in the backfield and making the best of it. In all, Walters recorded 10 yards after contact.

Battling back to the best of their abilities, Alexander and company nodded the scores at 6 a piece, thanks in large part to Nate Bailey, Joe Whitelock, and Josh Dubois. Josh Dubois took the helm on offense for one play, and fired an interception into the hands of Dave Schmeltzer. On the very next play, Jim Green rumbled 80 yards, taking it to the house and stiff-arming Joe Whitelock on the way there.

Alexander was stopped on the next drive, and on a fourth down Mike Allagrezza threw to Phil Schilling in the end zone, who had just come at the half. Fighting back, Alexander gave to Josh Dubois who was ripped of the ball by Zach Calhoun, the fumble was recovered by Tom Signore, his fourth score of the game alone, ending the game at 11-8. PFL plans to play the Hatfield Crackaz this coming Wednesday in grudge match of last year.

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Week 9 Preview

On Wednesday Novemeber 16th and 2:15pm, PFL will take on their cross-town rivals in the newly renamed Hatfield Crackas. Their roster has been provided.

The Hatfield Crackas
1. Chris Siegle
2. Robby Eckerle
3. Jack Tief
4. Steve Partain
5. Matt Quinn
6. Dave Busch
7. Mark Lock
8. Mikey Labate
9. Anthony Mascola
10. Nick Carty
11. Phil Pham
12. Justin Kalb
13. Rory Burns
14. Mike Coffey
15. Mark Renda
16. Jeff Schautz
17. Jeff Calhoun
18. Neil Gabbadon
19. Randy Barndt
20. Dan Sala
21. Pat Lockner
22. Albert Yun
23. Jon Halcovage

Players to watch for:

Jeff Schautz – If healthy, he has a cannon for an arm and can move with the football
Randy Barndt – Running back with no regard for his body
Matt Quinn – He’s a large, gangly bruiser that brings the wood
Rory Burns – Great speed, good hands
Mike Quatraro – Look for him to get a few scores early
Craig Oliver – Oliver will be playing almost every position on the field
Zach Calhoun – He’s quick on his feet and hard to bring down
Ray Alexander – He may be immobile but he’ll have a fine running game to base his passes off of
Nate Bailey – He can get off the ground and make the big catches
Joe Whitelock – Known to stretch the field and good awareness on defense

Injury Report: (As of 11/15)
Jeff Schautz – Flu-like symptoms – Upgraded to questionable today
Jeff Calhoun – Hyper-extended knee – Out
Ray Alexander – Torn ACL – Will play
Craig Oliver - Jungle Fever - Probable

Week 7 recap and pictures updated later this week

PFL Recent News:

~Madara signed for the next game agianst the Hatfield Crackas, his contract went under negotiation last week. Madara was drafted over Joe Diorio, Veteran PFLer.

~Trash talking continues from Head Coach Jon Halcovage of the Hatfield Crackas.

~Tony “Negative 2” Barton from the Junior All-Star A-Squad is looking forward to rack up at least two fantasy points on Sunday, November 19th. (Rematch)

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Week 6 Player Profile/Fantasy Outlook

Craig Oliver - The charming, intelligent, and somewhat bodacious Quarterback had a great fantasy week, however his spot may be in jeopardy in the next few weeks. Oliver, who's never been a down-the-field thrower, faces some competition at his position for this week's games against Pennbrook and the Juniors. Though it has already been decided he will lineup at wideout on Wednesday, his position on Sunday has yet to be decided. Whatever the case, Oliver is solid fantasy points in your favor.

Steve Stargell - The future PFL Hall of Famer disappointed no one of the weekend, chipping into the PFL victory with his mandatory two touchdowns. Stargell always finds different ways to get into the end zone, and he was even able to rack up some yardage on kick returns. Stargell is at the top of his game now, and is a definite fantasy start.

Zach Calhoun - PFL's other game breaker coming out of the backfield, Zach Calhoun cashed in early to keep PFL in the game. Not only does Calhoun run the ball hard, but he also is a team player, laying down necessary blocks to spring his teammates for scores. Although Calhoun is a definite start, one thing to consider is that if Oliver gets the start on Wednesday, Calhoun will see many more balls thrown his way coming out of the backfield. He has been experiencing some personal girl-related problems off the field, and is expected to miss Sunday's game against his Alma mater; though, his status for Wednesday's game against his rival Mark Renda and cousin Jeff Calhoun is probable

Eric Henkels - This speedy wide receiver recorded no catches on Sunday, but was only thrown to twice. With his ability to stretch the field, look for Henkels to be a sleeper against his native Pennbrook. If Alexander gets the start this week, look for Henkels' production to go up because he has the ability to throw the deep ball.

Mike Allagrezza - The stonewall guitarist of Headcase came up with a huge play in the second half of Sunday's action that turned the tides in a big way for PFL. Allagrezza has not been used much on offense, but his defensive ability is unquestioned. Allagrezza's status is unknown for this week, so until further notice, he is not worth the risk to start.

Greg Adelsberger - The unselfish play of Greg Adelsberger has landed him straight to the bottom of our hearts, as well as the top of our depth charts. Not only can he block, but Adelsberger can catch, and then turn on the jets to avoid defenders and lower the boom to run them over. He is a no-brainer this week, especially because of his past schooling at Pennbrook.

Mike Quatraro - One of the two top receivers PFL has to offer, Quatraro contributed with his usual large amounts of receptions for medial yards. He always seems to cash in on key third down plays and red zone opportunities; and he always seems to make the big play, scoring the game-winning touchdown off an interception on Sunday. He even established himself as a sound-blocker this week. Quatraro should already be in your fantasy starting line-up.

Phil Schilling - Keeping his title has the most feared receiver in all of backyard football, Schilling had the biggest game of all on Sunday. Besides his receiving touchdown, Schilling intercepted three balls and took two of them to the house. He racked up a total of 42 fantasy points on Sunday, one of the largest in PFL history. Schilling has some scores to settle with many of the Pennbrook players, and he is expected to see the ball often this week.

Bill Hilferty - Hilferty, who was recently Knighted by the Queen of England and given the title Sir, was a large part of the defensive that came up big when it was needed against the juniors. Hilferty is also known as a big hitter on defense, but his offensive skill has yet to be proven. If you're willing to take a chance because your roster is porous, use it on Hilferty.

Kevin Flannery - Though he only has two catches on the year, Flannery is a huge run-stopping body on defense. Standing at 6'8" and 365 pounds, there are not many that can take down this big man. He won't gain you many fantasy points, so he shouldn't be starting this week.

Ryan Hughes - Another play-maker on defense, Hughes' offensive abilities he strutted in the European Election Day Bowl on Tuesday were enough to make all PFL scouts turn their heads. Hughes did not have a very big day Sunday, but with an increased offensive role this week against his former school, expect big things from this sleeper.

Joe Whitelock - This former all-around jock, who has seen illustrious awards in TYA basketball and baseball, took a hard fall when he met the problematic and arduous task of passing 7th grade mathematics. Since then, Whitelock has taken to the life of a hermit, living out stints with local bands and discussing his feelings over his AM radio show "The Black Shaft." Whitelock has decided to make his return to his glory days as an athlete, and will be on the roster for Wednesday's game against the juniors. Whitelock is recommended for teams with little depth and WR and Safety.

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Updated: 11/9/05
Tenative Week 7 Game
PFL vs PBL scheduled for Sunday the 13th at 1:00pm (Field to be determined)
On a side note...
Pictures of Week 6 PFL vs Junior All-stars A in Media
Player profiles to be updated tomorrow for sunday's game

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Week 6: PFL vs. Junior All-Stars

In other news:

-Henkels says team would be undefeated if Joe G was Quarterback

-Adelsberger fined for violating new PFL 'business casual' Dress Code

PFL

PFL Tribute: Craig Oliver, Greg "Soft Hands" *NEW* Adelsberger, Mike "Show Stealer" Quatraro, "Schildawg" Phil Schilling, Eric Henkels, Mike Allagrezza, Sir Billiam Bilferty, Kevin "Smokin' Gay" Flannery, Ryan "Brother of Dave" Hughes, Zach "Good in the sack" Calhoun, Anik "Did he even play at all this game" Palit, "Ghetto" Steven Stargell, Coach Mirabella, and Ray "Chestnut" Alexander

Defeats

Junior All-stars A (no nicknames because they lost)
Andy "Push-off" Thom (okay I lied), Tony Barton, Rory "Head outside of a Pennfield dance" Burns, Dave Reifenstein, Mike "Decaffeinated" Coffey, Ryan "Mike" Shanahan, Zach Malkin, CJ "Morgan" Mazzio, Manel "The Foreign Exchange Student", Justin Hill, Nick Gampa, Dave "I didn't do it" Madara, and Jonathon "J-Rod" Rodriguez.

13-9 in 9v9 football

Offensive Player of the Game - Rory Burns - three receiving touchdowns
Runner up - Zach Calhoun - Two rushing touchdowns, +100 yards rushing

Defensive Player of the Game - Phil Schilling - Three INT, TD
Runner up - Mike Allagrezza - INT, Three solo tackles

Horse Trailor - Andy Thom - 9 passing TDs
Runner up - Craig Oliver - 7 passing TDs, two solo tackles, 20 yards rushing

Not to be forgotten - Steve Stargell - Three receptions, 60+ yards rushing, two total TDs
Runner up - Dave Reifenstein - Two Receiving TDs

Hit of the Day - John Rodriguez truck sticked (1,2,3,4,) 5 PFL defenders before being forced to the ground.

Catch of the day - Ray Alexander threw up a lame duck behind Phil Schilling who turned, adjusted, made the catch, and ran it back for the score.

This game could have easily been described by its hard hits, broken tackles, and long touchdown runs, but it is better depicted by this quote by Craig Oliver, "I never eat before a game. It keeps me hungry, hungry for a win." Oliver, who finished the day with seven touchdown passes and no interceptions, was very hungry on both sides of the ball. On the first defensive series alone, which was only seven plays, he racked up two tackles. "I just wanted my team to know that I was ready to play ball, and they all should be ready too."

Offensively, they were ready. The PFL had only two turnovers; defensively however, they struggled stopping the illusive Andy Thom. The Juniors weren't stopped until their fourth possession, and not again until their eighth. Thom found Rory Burns (who, by the way, wore cleats) on the first possession, which capped a nine play drive in which Thom drove the juniors 75 yards for the score. The PFL did not falter. After a trick plan that landed Oliver in the backfield, Oliver connected with Schilling for a 54-yard strike. Then, Oliver dumped the ball off to Zach Calhoun, who, after a few key blocks, skated in for the tying score.

Acting as red-zone quarterback and trick play extraordinaire, Ray Alexander stepped in for his share of plays time and time again. Up until this day, Alexander had been 6-0 in games when John "NCAA Frisbee" Misczak had caught a touchdown and only 4-4 in games when he hadn't. However, Alexander had no trouble stepping up to the plate down a weapon as well as a leg, lobbing a beauty to Mike Quatraro in the corner of the endzone.

The Juniors came right back, refusing to be phased by the porous PFL defense. Thom found with Dave Reifenstein for another go-ahead score. On the PFL's next possession, Oliver motioned a stout Mike Quatraro over to the right side, who in turn blocked Dave Madara, enabling Zach Calhoun to run down the sidelines for his second score after a vicious stiff arm. A fumble by Tony Barton that was called back gave the Juniors new life and Andy Thom would eventually fire a dart to Manel (Insert last name here) for the touchdown.

It was back to the drawing board for PFL. "Our zone was getting scorched, so we decided to switch to a man zero coverage," said Alexander, who acted as a player-coach for the game.

It didn't take long for PFL to realize the man coverage wasn't going to work either. Said Head Coach Mirabella, "Though everyone was covered up in the man coverage, it didn't allow for a safety over the top, so all of our corners were on an island."

And back to the zone it was, new and improved with different, specialized personal lead by Ray Alexander, the PFL defense finally stepped up as Phil Schilling picked off an Andy Thom pass. The interception set up a Doug Johnson touchdown, who used his tremendous speed to get to the outside and burn the Junior defense.

The two teams continued to their trade-off scoring tactics, and went into the locker room squared at six a piece. "Most of our jitters had gone away at this point," said Tony Barton, who racked up negative fantasy points. "We began to think of them as just another team."

And Jesus Hernando Christ Son of God, was he wrong. PFL burst out of the gates with reckless abandon. On their first possession, Craig Oliver, who is not usually used to have the luxury of Greg Adelsberger at Tight End, found him uncovered over the middle for a 55 yard score. Attempting to answer back, Thom drove the juniors down the field but on a fourth down and goal he threw an interception to Mike Allagrezza who returned it 80 yards to the Junior 20. This lead to a Stargell touchdown run, and made it a two score game in favor of PFL.

The Juniors made valiant efforts to come back, as Thom continued to hand the ball of to Coffey and Madara, who later scored, and allowed them to grind out yardage on the ground. He also found Hill for his first touchdown, and Reifenstein and Burns for their second and third touchdowns, respectively. This comeback came to an end as Thom threw up his second pick to Schilling and his third overall. As Thom took a seat on the bench all-star and fellow Knight Crier staff writer Captain CJ "Morgan" Mazzio took the helm at quarterback. All went well until he met the same darkening, abyss like fate that skulked upon the doorstep of Andy Thom on a moist-filled November night in 1974, Phil Schilling. The interception marked the Juniors' fourth of the game, and it wasn't the last.

Garbage time stats included a Zach Malkin interception off of the hands of Phil Schilling, a forty yard reception by Greg Adelsberger where he graciously stepped out of bounds, and an interception returned for a touchdown by Mike Quatraro that sealed the fate for the Juniors at a final score of 13-9.

If one thing could be said about the Juniors' loss; it was the tremendous yards after the catch that absolutely killed them during the game. Only three PFL passes actually traveled over 20 yards before connecting the receiver. Poor tackling and atrocious coverage lead to their downfall.

A rematch has tentatively been scheduled for Sunday November 13th, though nothing is set in stone.

Week 6 Preview

PFL vs. Junior All-stars A

Sunday November 6th 1:00 pm at Vardakas-Pennfield Stadium

PFL Roster: (If you are not on this list, and feel you should be, suck it)

Craig Oliver (QB/WR) - Illusive, great vision, good hands.
Ray Alexander (QB) - Accurate passer, good leadership
Alex Mirabella (C/P) - Coach Mirabella, makes the right calls
Greg Addelsberger (TE) - Good hands, big penis
Mike Quatraro (WR) - Great hands, crisp routes
Phil Schilling (WR) - Great hands, can stretch the field
Eric Henkels (WR) - Good speed, nice third option
Mike Allagrezza (WR) - Ability to stretch the field
Bill Hilferty (C/WR) - Playmaker on defense
Steven Stargell (RB) - Agile, good hands, …..runs hard
Zach Calhoun (RB) - Quick, hard to bring down
Kevin Flannery (Util) - Smokin' gay
Anik Palit (RB/WR) - Dawkins-like coverage and hitting

Junior All-stars A Roster
Andy Thom (QB) - Quick feet, Michael Robinson-like playmaking ability
Tony Barton (WR) - Speed, stretches field
Ryan "R Squared" Rooney (WR) - AKA Terrell Owens
Aaron "Air West" West (RB) - Good center of balance, good hands
Nick Gampa (WR) - Sleeper/underdog
Zach Malkin (TE) - Talks a lot
Manel (Spanish foreign exchange student/douche) (WR) - Randy Moss
Mike "Seamus" Coffey (C) - Strongest player
Dave "Dr. D Reif" Reifenstein (WR/Wolfenstein) - Gamebreaker

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Week 5 (rematch) (I formally apologize for this issue, it's shitty and I'm tired and it's late)

New School PFL (Ray Alexander, Eric Henkels, Steve "I used to play offensive line in 9th grade" Stargell, Greg "Big Penis" Adelsberger, Mike Quatraro, Kevin "Smokin' Gay" Flannery, "Mrs. Metal" Bill Hilferty, Amanda "I ain't no tomboy" West, Nikita Halteman, Dave "Whiz" Schmeltzer, and Brett "Schwin" Flaherty.)

Defeat

Old School PFL (Craig Oliver, Matt Poynor, Dave "I didn't do it" Madara, Lloyd "Ghostbuster" Casper, Joe "Roids G, Jason "J-Rod" Elrod, John "J-Rod" Rodriguez, Scott Holzhour, Doug "I got bitched by a cripple" Johnson, Jeff Kozak, and "Honest" Alex Mirabella)

12-8 in 12vs13 football

Offensive Player of the Game - Steve Stargell - 5 total touchdowns (4 receiving)

Runner up - Joe "Roids" G - 3 total touchdowns

Defensive Player of the Game - Doug Johnson - Two INT Runner up - Eric Henkels - Safety

Horse Trailer - Ray Alexander - 10 passing TDs, 5 solo tackles.

Not to be Forgotten - Greg Adelsberger - 6 Receptions, two TDs.

Hit of the Day - Returning an interception down the sidelines, Doug Johnson cut back, but was met with the forearm of Ray Alexander.

*New* Catch of the Day - On fourth down and goal at the 11, Alexander rolled right, and after scanning the field, threw up a jump ball to Quatraro who looked at the ground, set his feet, and perfectly timed his jump to make a catch between Holzhour and Oliver in the corner of the end zone.

Saturday's action was a boil-over from unfinished business, where Old School PFL showed the neophytes the meaning of smash-mouth football. After some deadline deals, which sent Stargell, Alexander, and Quatraro over to the newcomers for Roids G, Rodriguez, Casper, and a player to be named later, the teams squared off on the arena football field in the biggest turnout that has been scene this year at PFL. It was also the second largest turnout ever, only second to the infamous snow game two years ago, a game that saw now formally banned Josh Neubert clotheslining Joey McGoey and forcing him to leave the game.

However this game had different implications, one being that Ray Alexander would be starting for the newcomers with a torn ACL. Alexander goes for surgery this coming Monday, but did not show many signs of injury on this day. In addition, Sunday was the first day in which PFL was opened to people of all colors...erm...I mean genders. Two women, Amanda West and Nikita Halteman, broke the gender barrier and contributed to the newcomers greatly. Alexander struggled on his first two passes, having trouble planting and throwing, but on third down he threw a wobbler that found the hands of Mike Quatraro after being tipped by a defender. Matt Poynor, making his third career PFL start at quarterback, lead the team into battle on the first drive. Poynor had trouble at times hitting his targets, but had an above average running attack with the combined assault of Kozak, Elrod, Rodriguez, and Roids. Together, they provided a thunder and lighting-like attack that kept the defense guessing the entire game.

Sunday was the first day in which Alexander was finally reunited with Steve Stargell, PFL's leading rusher last year. The outcome was greatness, as they connected four times for scores. Stargell also chipped in with a running touchdown, plus long gains all over the field. They happened to connect with each other on the second drive of the game making the score 2-1. Taking advantage of Alexander's lack of mobility, bruisers like Rodriguez and G disguised blitzes and unloaded on Alexander, hurrying him 7 times and knocking him to the ground 5 times after passes, causing two of his three interceptions.

"I was expecting pressure all week, and we practiced through it. Some of the times it was just from angles that I didn't see, and rather than take a hit, I tried getting rid of the ball. I guess I sort of acted like a big pussy," commented Alexander.

Speaking of big, wide, and lipless pussies, Nana "Geoff" Gyopong, who is widely known as "Ping Pong" or "Huge Douche" and whose presence was highly expected throughout the week, never even showed. Said Mirabella, "Gyopong is a fucking bitch. He talks all this shit, and never backs it up. I could kick his ass."

Alexander found Stargell for huge chunks of yardage, but in between these connections, he found Adelsberger, Halteman, and Michael "Big Game" Quatraro. Quatraro finished with three touchdowns on the day and lead the new schoolers in receptions with 8.

Providing the defense was first timer Sir Billiam "Egg Nog" Hilferty, who had an interception off of an overthrown Oliver, and made a big hit on Elrod on a 4th down short of the first down marker. Kevin "Smokin' Gay" Flannery, who reportedly spends his off days scamming on dudes, also contributed with many tackles on the run heavy Old school offense. Offensively for Old School, Poynor kept pounding away with the run, even using Dave "I didn't do it" Madara on occasion. Madara ended up with two touchdowns on the day, and even recovered his own fumble on a beautiful dive to the ground. Poynor was replaced occasionally by Oliver and Casper, but neither had much success through the air. Casper ended up being most effective as he was able to throw the long ball most accurately.

A 7-5 halftime score in favor of the new comers never really changed. With Old school losing Johnson, Holzhour, Elrod, and Kozak, a large portion of their offense took an extreme hit. Alexander was able to relax, and take his time in the pocket with the lower-person game. As a result, Alexander revived Greg "Big Penis" Adelsberger, who recently was released from the witness protection program, and hit him for two scores on the second half. Also getting in on the act, was Dave Schmelzter, who caught one pass for 46 yards, and lead all in average yards after catch…with 46 yards. A disappointing old school offense would only score three more times after that as a result of the anabolic juice that was injected into the anal cavity of Mr. Joe G. "He was basically our only trouble on defense, I mean…I wasn't about to tackle him…I've got kids to think about."
…Kids…with large penises…it seems…

In connecting on 73% of his passes in the second half, Alexander marched his team up and down the field, scoring on a trick play at the goal line by way of Flannery getting them their and Stargell getting them in. On their final drive, with the score at 11-8, Alexander connected with Eric "The name's Dumass" Henkels on a slant over the middle for the game winner.

Next week's game will be held on Saturday October 8th at 2:00 o' clock due to SAT testing. PFL hopes to play another opponent before Alexander's surgery, but are currently waiting for Diorio's balls to drop.

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Week 3

Old-school PFL (Craig Oliver, John Misczak, Joe Golobiewski, Dan Shelly, Phil Schilling, and Mike Quatraro)

Defeat

New PFL (Eric �Danger is my middle name� Henkels, Greg �Big Penis� Addelsberger, Zach �HXC Friday� Calhoun, Dave �Whiz� Scmeltzer, Anik �Arshit� Palit, and Mike �How the hell do you spell this name I am about to type� Allagrezza.)

11-8 in 6v6 football

Offensive Player of the game � Joe �Roids� G � 5 rushing touchdowns, 1 TD reception

Defensive Player of the game � Mike Quatraro � Two Ints Runner up � Eric Henkels � Interception returned for TD

Horse Trailer � Craig Oliver � 4 TD passes, fumble recovery

Hit of the Day � After bouncing off a few tackles, Allagrezza was met with a cement wall known as John Misczak who threw him to the Astroturf.

Waiting. That�s what this past week consisted of for 10 of PFL�s finest, waiting to face their cross-town rivals in the first inter-league game of the season. However, as former PFL Joe Diorio put it, �We�re scared as shit to play you guys, we need another week to prepare,� those lucky 10 PFLers and two others met at the friendly confines of Vardakas Stadium. And so the stage was set for a game between those that know true PFL and those that don�t. The teams were divided into two sides, one that has known nothing else in life besides backyard football, and the other that still had ways to go. With that being said, the ensuing game would end up being a lot closer than most would expect.

Tearing his Anterior Cruciate Ligament on Wednesday, ending his illustrious PFL career, Ray Alexander was allowed by Coach Mirabella to take the honorary first snap of the game. Alexander backed, looked at his options, planted off one foot and hit Eric Henkels in stride 30 yards down field�who happened to be on the other team. Henkels, who took a role as team leader in the second half, would return the interception for the first score of the game.

Oliver took control of the helm, and after manning an incredible drive, he connected with Michael �Big Game� Quatraro for the score tying the game at ones.

Opposing Oliver was Dave Schmeltzer in his first appearance at quarterback. He was a game time decision for the New Schoolers, and would eventually have to be yanked. In the meantime though, Schmeltzer put together above average drives that lead to 6 scores. In his first drive at quarterback, he launched a 50-yard bomb to Mike Allagrezza, to take the lead at 2-1.

With the wind in his face and struggling to get lift on his balls, Oliver began to rely on the ground game. Luckily for him, Joe �Roids� G was in the game for Old-School PFL, and he was pissed. G led all rushers, rushing for 129 yards and five touchdowns. One of them was on the second drive, a scoring play where he broke five tackles en-route to a score. Said G after the game, �Yeah, I had to get my mom to inject me [with steroid needles] before the game. Since my deltoids have developed so much, I can hardly reach my backside anymore�it was that and the whole self-gratifying thing that I wasn�t digging��

Two sizeable surprises presented themselves in this game. For the first time in two weeks, Zach Calhoun rushed for less than two touchdowns. If this wasn�t groundbreaking enough, Calhoun was only able to gain 78 yards on the ground. He commented, �Well maybe if freaking Henkels gave me the damn�. DAMNIT!� Calhoun two catches for 58 yards, but the mirroring done by Craig Oliver neutralized the Newbies� number one offensive threat.

Secondly, John �The Drizzle� Misczak, who after week upon week piss-poor defensive play, finally made himself a presence on the defensive side of the ball. If tight coverage (just how he likes it) wasn�t enough, Misczak chipped in with three tackles, a sack, and a fumble forced. When asked to comment on his breakout game, he only left us with, �When I get pissed, you get mist.� In the second half of play it was the heart and soul of the newcomer team, Eric Henkels, who took control of the team on offense. Though Schmeltzer finished with three touchdown scores, he liked any motivational or conversational skills. In fact, I heard him say about seven words all game. Being a left-hander, Henkels gave the defense a different look at quarterback, and he was also more of a scrambling threat. However, Henkels had to face something in the second half that Schmeltzer did not: The wind.

On the other hand, Oliver enjoyed the luxury of the quarterback�s best friend, flourishing in the aerial assault. Making his entrance onto the field in the second half, Phil Schilling caught a 35-yard Oliver face to start things off on their drive.

�SchilDawg�s been my go-to guy all year, and it was certainly a relief seeing him make a presence in the second half,� said Oliver.

Oliver found Schilling four more times that day, who lead all receivers with 92 yards. One of these catches was perhaps the play of the day, as Oliver heaved a desperation throw up for grabs off his back foot on fourth down that was hauled in be Schilling himself.

Henkels still kept hope, though his team was falling behind. Connecting with Adelsberger for his one of three catches on the day. He was contained for the most part by the juicer Joe G. Henkels capped the drive with a swing pass to Calhoun who took it for his only score of the day.

After Oliver drove his team for another score, Henkels threw his second pick to Quatraro, giving the old-schoolers good field position for the victory. Oliver called Alexander over from the sidelines, who, after a few incomplete passes, connected with John Misczak in the back of the end zone, who burned an injured Calhoun for the winning score. Alexander finished 4-6 with two TD passes and an interception.

�We played great, a lot better than I expected,� said Henkels, finishing with two TD passes and one of his own. �Calhoun was injured for a large part of the game and we just had to make do with what we had.�

Oliver responded, �He was injured cause I beat ass, Henkels.�

No date has been scheduled for next week�s action.

Week 2

Ray Alexander, Mike Quatraro, John Misczak, Greg Addelsberger, Dave Madara, and Joe...G

Defeat

Craig Oliver, Dan Shelly, Zach Calhoun, Steve Stargell, Phil "Schil Dawg" Schilling, and Anik Palit

11-10 in 6v6 football

Offensive Player of the Game - Zach Calhoun - 4 total touchdowns
Runner up - Mike Quatraro - Three receiving touchdowns

Defensive Player of the game - Phil Schilling - Int. returned for touchdown

Horse trailer - Ray Alexander - 10 Touchdown passes, one interception, twenty yards rushing on 2 carries.

*NEW* Hit of the Day - Ray Alexander laid out Steve Stargell in a pass over the middle….he dropped the ball…

"I woke up this morning and found a bottle of Pepto Bismol in my mailbox with a note attached to it. It said 'Your d-backs will be needing this, because they're going to get a stomach ache trying to cover me..." - Craig Oliver

Although the win did not go exactly like that, Misczak, "Big Penis" Addelsberger and Mike "Big Game" Quatraro, did happen to edge out Oliver and his band of speedy open field runners 11-10. The game was a tale of two quarterbacks, who in fact could not have been more different. Alexander, the taller, stronger (and better looking) of the two threw 46 times and completed just 25. Oliver on the other hand, utilized his west coast offense throwing 22 times and completing 17.

It was another man, Mike Quatraro, who took everyone by surprise. After last week's dismal performance, a game where Quatraro caught one pass for 8 yards and left the game early with an ankle injury, Quatraro had something to prove. And he did it. Quatraro stepped it up big time, leading the team with receptions at 10, and also hauled in 3 touchdown catches. Though he had some trouble tackling, he did chip in with key defensive plays when they were needed.

Craig "Ding Dong" Oliver struck first blood in handoff to Zach Calhoun. Zach, who added with 3 later, cut up everybody's ankles on his one night getaway in the end zone capping an eight-play drive. Striking right back, it only took Alexander one play to connect with Mike Quatraro on the fade for a 50 yard score.

It was at that point that Oliver decided to adopt the shotgun, split backset that they would use for the rest of the game. Not only did this cause severe match-up problems, but it gave Oliver the option to go to any side to one of his distinguished backs. It took their opposition several series to get used to this, trying a variety of zone and man coverages. To counter this, Alexander lined up Misczak in the backfield as a type of decoy, but eventually moved away from this bogus strategy. Alexander finally found his running back in Joseph "Stalin" G, who provided a power back on crucial third downs.

The game intermissioned with a score of 6-4, as Oliver had connected with Schilling, Stargell, and Calhoun. Alexander had struggled in the first half with completing the ball. However, he came out guns blazing in the second half with three passes to Quatraro on the first drive, and capped things off with a pass to Dave Madara. Oliver then hit Calhoun in the flat, who, after breaking four tackles, went on for the eventual score. Alexander struck right back with a bomb to John Misczak, burning Oliver on his way for a score.

With Oliver up 9-7, Alexander and company faced a fourth and ten on their own goal line. After conferencing with each other, John Misczak came out lined up at quarterback and tossed it to Alexander for an 11-yard gain. "It was the spark we needed" commented Addelsberger, who went on to score later that drive.

Addelsberger scorched the opposing defensive core scoring twice and hauling in 7 catches for 79 yards. Addelsberger size gives him an advantage over defenses, as he is too big to be covered by a corner, and too fast to be covered by a linebacker. He is the quintessential breed of new tight ends, with good hands, quick feet, and a big penis.

The score at 10-8, Alexander faced a similar situation with 4th and 10 on his own goaline but this time, he was given the reverse and after stiff-arming the brown shit out of Anik Palit, went on for the first down. A score on that drive cut the lead to 10-9. Oliver looked to be closing the game out, but a big sack by John Misczak caused Oliver to have a turnover on downs. Alexander connected with G, and the score was nodded at 10 a piece.

On the second play from scrimmage, Oliver evaded the blitz and found a wide open Stargell, who after breaking a would-be Alexander tackle, scampered for 29 yards. On the very next down, Oliver hit Calhoun on what looked to be a harmless five-yard pass play, but Michael "Big Game" Quatraro stuck his hands where they didn't belong and ripped the ball out of Calhoun's hands. Going for it all, Alexander went one and done with Quatraro, off a blown coverage assignment from Schilling, and the game was over.

"I was pretty upset about losing in week one, but I knew it had something to do with the cleats...today just proved that", Alexander was quoted as saying. No date has been scheduled as of yet for next weeks action.

Injury Report
Greg Addelsberger - mild concussion/sprained shoulder - Status unknown

Player Profile/Fantasy Outlook

Ray Alexander - Number one in all of your fantasy drafts, and number one in yours hearts, Ray Alexander always has unpredictable days, though the rewards are huge. Without any semblance of a running game, Alexander struggled at the helm, however he did manage to throw 10 touchdowns with just one interception. He's also a stud on defense, recording an interception in both games this year. Look for Alexander to pick a big time runner next week to counter his assault in the air.

Craig Oliver - Making the return to quarterback this year, Oliver has seldom taken a step back in any series. It is as if he has almost not missed a beat at all with his year absence. Oliver epitomizes the west coast offense, complimenting a strong passing game with an exceptional running game. In addition to all of this, Oliver has stepped up his play on defense big time. Though he was a bit lax on his coverages against Misczak at times (who wouldn't be), Oliver recorded four solo tackles, including tackles on Quatraro and Madara.

Zach Calhoun - In only his second PFL game of his career, Calhoun has already made a big impact in this league. Battling Steve Stargell as the league's top premier back, Calhoun's illusiveness, quickness, and agility make him as hard to tackle as any on the field. The only question is his durability, and how he will be able to hold up in the later weeks of the season. Unless you managed to get a hold of Stargell, Calhoun is a definite start on your fantasy roster.

Mike Quatraro - Earning the name "Big Game" for his ability to overcome adversity in big games, Mike Quatraro played the way only he knows how. His precise routes threw the entire defense off, and he came up with essential touchdowns at crunch time. His only downside is his defense, but that's not enough to keep him out of your starting lineup.

Phil Schilling- Though his offensive production dwindled this week, Schilling is still the best receiver in the league at this time. His ability to go vertical goes unmatched by all. In addition, Schilling has instituted himself as one of the foremost defensive players in the game, recording 7 solo tackles and 3 assisted. He also had an interception.

Steve Stargell - Everyone expected Stargell to come up big after a week of absence, and he did. Stargell was affective both catching and running the ball on offense. He also plays fearless defense, not even backing down to big Joe "Roids" G. As he has been playing for three years as opposed to Calhoun's two games, Stargell remains the top back in the league, and he intends to keep it that way.

John Misczak - Misczak came threw with a surprisingly good game, catching 4 balls, two for touchdowns, and recording a sacked, and even a fumble recovery that was called back. Misczak performed as he always does in smaller-player games, though his performance dwindles severely when more players are present. He's a big target, so a ball can be thrown up to him and caught with easy. He ran his routes so fast, he even had time to say hi to the ladies on the sidelines. His one downside: his defense. Misczak has never recorded a tackle in his PFL career, and this stat does not expect to be changed. Start him only of you need to.

Greg Addelsberger - A big target, and a possible sign of good things to come. Big Greg Big Penis Addelsberger is the best tight end this league has to offer. A definite start.

Dan Shelly- Though his production dwindled this week, Dan shelly is a good safety net to have on defense. He also is a nice outlet to go to from the center position. Shelly remains to be the only full-time center, earning him a starting spot.

Anik Palit - His offensive production was almost non-existant, but Palit did come up with a big fumble recovery as he usually does. Palit always provides a spark against teams that get lax against him. Palit still lives up to his Brian Dawkins like defense, and is dangerous when given the ball. Expect him to see the ball come his way more often next week, and for good things to come because of it.

Dave Madara - Madara, who had to leave the game early with an ankle, did chip in with a touchdown. Madara plays hard-nosed defense and is a good short-yardage back. He has not been thrown the ball much as of late, and when he has been, the passes have been underthrown. He is another player who could do much more of the ball would be thrown his way more often. Expect big things from Madara next week, who plans to play the entire game.

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Week 1

Craig, Zach, Greg, Scott, Doug, Alex, Ryan, Anik, and Phil

defeat

Ray, Shawn, Devin, Quatraro, Dave, John, Dillon, Dan, and Arvind

14-11 in 9v9 football

Offensive Player of the Game - Ryan Huber - 5 total touchdowns
Runner Up - Ray Alexander 7 passing touchdowns, 2 receiving

Defensive Player of the game - Arvind Balaji - Two interceptions
Runner up - Phil Schilling- Interception returned for TD

Horse Trailer - Greg Addelsberger - 4 touchdowns

Not be to forgotten - Zach Calhoun - Two rushing touchdowns, two receiving

Honorary Kijana Carter award - Mike Quatraro, one reception (first round pick)

Sound tackling, sure hands, and a shear desire to win football games are traits most generally used to describe a wining football team. However, none of these traits applied to Alexander's team this past Saturday, as they were beaten badly on both sides of the ball in a game where the score did no justice to the severe raping they received via the anal cavity. On the other hand, the story of the day was Craig Oliver in his sophomore debut at quarterback, torching the defense for passing touchdowns. There were many doubters on both teams, but Oliver showed the naysayers that anything can happen in backyard football, dispelling the rumors that he was only an Eric Crouch-like scrambling quarterback. (For more information on Eric Crouch, please visit www.ecrouch.com)

One thing must be made clear before I continue, and that is the tainted way in which Craig Oliver and Co. won their game. Six of their nine performers showed up in CONTRABAND FOOTWEAR, A KNOWN ILLEGAL MOVE BY ANY STRETCH OF PFL RULING. Only one member of the opposing team wore cleats, and he eventually paid for it in injury.

Alexander, getting the start for his team at quarterback, gave us a preview of things to come later, throwing an early interception on the first drive of the game to Phil Schilling who would score the same play. A four-and-out ensued, and Oliver quickly capitalized, fire a pass to Phil Schilling he did the rest himself, dancing around defenders as he made his way for the end zone. A switch at quarterback was made, as Dave Madara connected with Ray Alexander on a pass at the line of scrimmage that he turned into a big run and lead to an eventual score by the same duo. Theses two connected once later in the game and topped off things with an elaborate, humorous, and homosexual celebration.

Despite the cleats her wore, Ryan Huber's performance on the ground was nothing short of menacing for the opposing defense: breaking tackles, cutting back in places not even Barry Sanders would imagine, and even keeping a intended reverse just to add to his own glory. Huber racked up 150 yards on the ground, which is a considerable amount considering the arena football field that was played on. In a fanatical contrast to Huber's rumblin' bumblin' and stumblin' style, Zach Calhoun provided a the flashiness needed to keep the defense on their toes. If the defense brought eight in the box to stop Huber, the ball would be given to Calhoun to easily get around the edges for big yardage. Said Oliver about Calhoun, "This rookie's got what it takes to be a big player. He's got great vision, and good instincts. He's a pick I'll make every week."

On the other hand, Alexander had no one in the backfield the entire game. The only semblance of a running game was John Misczak lining up in the backfield for a few plays to mix up formations, but it fooled no one. In fact, Alexander had the only rushing yardage for the team, a whopping three yards.

All was not lost for Alexander however, who found his favorites in Addelsberger and DeLuca who combined for six touchdowns receiving. DeLuca showed flashy speed on the outside, and when motioned off the line of scrimmage, Addelsberger caused match-up problems, being too big to be covered by a normal cornerback.

Alexander's squad eventually saw a huge deficit at 10-5, but a pass to Addelsberger, an interception by Balaji (his second), and a pass to DeLuca made it 10-7. On the following series, Oliver drove down the field, and connected with Anik Palit on a fourth down conversion making it 11-7. Alexander made up some more points with a pass to Addelsberger and another one to Madara who kept his feet in bounds in the back of the end zone.

It all proved to be for naught as star Phil Schilling came down with a jump ball over the 6'4" Greg Addelsberger for the game winning score. Said Schilling, "I got them nigga hops…"

Next week's game time will be announced later in the week, however President Vardakas and Commissioner Alexander want everyone to be reminded that cleats are ILLEGAL insides the gates of PFL, unless otherwise noted.

Injury Report
John Misczak - Pinched nerve in right thumb - Probably
Zach Calhoun - Sore hamstring - probably
Mike Quatraro - Sprained ankle - questionable

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News and Notes

9/7 - Alexander and company cut Steve Stargell and Doug Johnson to lower the team roster to 52 players. Look out for these two to either sign with the opposition, or be signed to the practice squad later in the week. Stargell struggled in the second scrimmage, getting tired very easily and playing lax on defense. Johnson was cut for similar reasons, recording no catches in the first scrimmage.

9/7 - Coach Alex Mirabella has named Craig Oliver to be the starting quarterback in Saturday's first regular season game. Says Oliver, "I've been waiting for this chance for a long time, and I will make the best of it."

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New Season, High Expectations for Opening Day Next week

On a cool yet crisp Sunday afternoon, 14 PFLers set onto the field which they had known to come and love for two straight years. It's late summer 2005, and the Pennfield Football League just began its first and only preseason workout this past weekend. After running some light drill work, the fourteen players divided into two teams for a scrimmage. Chestnut, Craig "Airmail" Oliver, Scott "Meshawn" Holzhour, Shawn "Hands" Vardakas, and other boring, non-nicknamed players Doug, Anik, and Joe took on Jason, Luke, Sir Ghetto Steven, Ryan "Hubes" Huber, Madara, Poynor, and newcomer Dave "Whiz" Schmeltzer.

Alexander and company won the toss, and after electing to receiver, set up shop on their own 30. However, the drive was brought to an unexpected halt when Alexander threw up a pick brought down by Dave Madara. As Alexander and company established a zone on defense; quarterback Matt Poynor slowly picked it apart with passes to Stargell, Tobey, and Elrod. On their next possession, Craig Oliver looked very sharp at the quarterback position, completing eight of his first nine passes and threw a jump ball to Alexander in the end zone to cap the drive.

Poynor's team was steadfastly lead by Ghetto Steven, racking up his usual chunks of yardage both in the air and on the ground. Tobey, Elrod, and Huber provided the big hits needed on defense to knock Alexander's team off their game. Surprisingly enough, the 120 pound Whiz Shmeltzer was as difficult to tackle as anyone on the field, recording 7 broken tackles and two touchdowns.

Coversely, Alexander's squad had many troubles on offense, and their defensive play was no better. Joe Diorio, a usual stud in the backfield, averaged only 2 yards after the catch, a stat he usually dominates. Throwing three interceptions in only a limited roll at quarterback, Alexander made the conversion to wide receiver and had some success their. on the other hand, Scott Holzhour struggled at wide out, dropping two balls while he was wide open. He did cash in for a score towards the end. The big surprise was Oliver at the helm, taking control of the offense in almost Eric Crouch like fashion.

Opening day starts next week, Saturday, at 1 pm. Much anticipation surrounds this game, as many new comers will arrive to try and make a name for themselves. One individual, Zach Calhoun, plans to take the league by storm. "I'm not sure they're ready for what I have in store for them," he said. Another big star, tight End Greg "Big Penis" Addelsberger, who models himself after Jason Witten, is also a neophyte trying to make a spot on the team. We we also be immersed with old faces, such as Phil "Schil Dawg" Schilling, and John "The Drizzle" Misczak, who plan to show many of the newcomers what real oldschool PFL is all about. Only time will tell.

-Chestnut

Injury Report
Ray Alexander - Jammed right thumb - Day to Day
Scott Holzhour - Sprained left thumb - Day to Day
Ben Meyers - Separated Shoulder - Status unknown
Dave Dempsey - Sprained MCL, quadriceps contusion - 3 to 5 weeks

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Week 6

PFL falls for first time

Offensive Player of the Game - Josh Dubois

Runner up - Steve Stargell

Defensive Player of the Game - Anik Palit

Runner up - Alex Zebluim

Horse Trailer - Josh Dubois

Not be be forgotten - Ben Meyers

The PFL, with most of their squad present, looked as if they could possibly steal one from Pennbrook on Monday. Yet, untimely turnovers and a big game from Josh Dubois did them in by a score of 12-14 in a game that was not as close as the score showed.

�I was baffled to say the least,� said Alexander, who finished the game with only one touchdown. �We weren�t expecting Pennbrook to come out and play like this.�

Oliver added, �The game was bullshit�worst playing conditions I�ve ever played in, and their top player had cleats on. Nobody had a chance at him.�

The fields were almost unplayable; lake-like gullies filled entire portions of the field an mud was a key factor in gameplay. Only Ryan Huber and stud Josh �Good Morning� Dubois brought contraband footwear, giving them both a huge edge.

Pennbrook wasted no time in scoring. On their first possession, Alex Zebluim scorched Ray Alexander on a pass from Joe Talotta. The PFL answered back with celerity, as a 50 yard pass from Ben Meyers to Joe Diorio put the PFL on the Pennbrook 1, and Oliver caught the TD pass on the next play.

�We stuck with them early, we figured we had a pretty good shot at putting them away towards the middle of the game,� commented CEO Vardakas.

Dubois continued to tear up defenders, Mike Talotta continued to complain, Joe Talotta continued to flash his guns, and Walton Lee continued to snap the ball. Two consecutive Pennbrook offensive stops by the PFL, they found themselves leading 3-1 by way of touchdowns by Schilling and Stargell.

Perhaps the biggest surprise of the day was the dismantling of Joe Diorio. The usually inexorable ground assault of Diorio was shut down as he was held to only 12 yards on 7 carries. Alexander came in second in rushing for the PFL, but most of his carries were scrambles from the quarterback position, though he did have a touchdown.

An interception by Schilling and a pass from Ben Meyers to Madara increased the PFL�s lead to 6-4 at half time.

The PFL went three and out on their opening possession in the second half, giving way to another Touchdown pass from Joe �Guiseppe� Talotta to Alex Zebluim. Not helping the cause, Meyers threw a pick on the next possession, and Pennbrook once again capitalized.

Alexander commented. �At that point, it was like there was a knife in our eyes, and they were twisting it��

More Dubois ensued, and at one point, Pennbrook took a five point lead. Contributing factors to this was the loss of Meyers for personal reasons, and the loss of Johnson and Holzhour.

With their backs to the walls, the PFL made a valiant comeback with Alexander leading them team. Alexander connected to his favorite slot receiver Craig �Hext Ol�iver on numerous occasions. Diorio stepped in for a few plays, throwing one interception but connecting with Stargell on a 60 yard pass right on the money.

The PFL slowly made there way back into the game, thanks the effort of Anik Palit with 2 fumbles forced, one fumble recovered, and a timely interception.

With the score at 12-13 and the PFL driving, Alexander choked on a 4th down pass with a wide open Stargell in front of him. On their next possession and on a fourth down, Talotta hit Dubois on what looked to be a harmless swing pass. However, a huge block by Bobby Lee knocking down two defenders left a wide open running lane for Dubois for the game-winning score.

A rematch has been scheduled for this Sunday at Pennbrook. 1:30 is kickoff time, and cleats are permitted.

Said Alexander, �Talotta better watch his back, because my dad is a cop��

Player Notes

Joe Diorio � Joe Diorio, the prize backfield possession of the PFL, was stunningly held to just 12 yards on 6 carries. Diorio attributed his poor game solely on the poor traction of the field, and assures that Sunday will be a completely different story. Look for Diorio to come out of his shell this week, as the field will be dry, and he will be wearing cleats.

Ray Alexander � Though he did step in in Meyers� absence, expect Ray Alexander to see limited quarterbacking time on Sunday. Instead, Alexander plans to be on the backfield on some plays, perhaps providing a spark in the run game that was surely missed last time these two teams played. As always, Alexander is somewhat reliable on both sides of the ball, so keep him starting in your fantasy league.

Dave Madara � Dave Madara struggled as a receiver on Monday, dropping 5 passes. However, his speed was limited due to the second amounts of mud, and with improved conditions on Monday, and his increased negative temperament towards Pennbrook, Madara is a must start for this week.

Steve Stargell � Stargell, after returning to the PFL to re-even the teams, made a large impact on both sides of the ball. Stargell provided a vertical threat on offense, and helped contain Dubois on defense. Stargell was battling the flu Monday, and he�s always a fantasy hopeful for racking up huge amounts of points.

Ryan Huber � In his first game back from absence, Huber saw increased production on offense, catching key passes for first downs. As always, Huber was his reliable self on defense. Huber will be a possible x-factor on that PFL defense on Sunday so make sure he�s on your fantasy start list.

Scott Holzhour � Holzhour, though he did see a couple big receptions in needed points in the game, is pretty unreliable this year. He dropped a key downfield pass on second down that lead to a turnover on downs. Holzhour also is touchdown-retarded, have only one this year. Holzhour should be riding the fantasy pine this week with the improved Pennbrook secondary. There is one condition that would prove this otherwise, and that is if Pennbrook sticks a poor defensive back on him; Holzhour will surely burn him for a score. Other than that, do not look to Holzhour for any game-breaking moments this week.

Anik Palit � Palit, after an entire year of silence, finally was back to his original self on defense. Said Palit, �It always takes me a few weeks to get back into the swing of things.� Palit recorded two fumble recoveries, one fumble forced, and an interception, all in pivotal points in the game. Palit is without a question a starter as your fantasy Dback, and he may even see some offensive time on Sunday.

Craig Oliver � The self-proclaimed Queen of the Slot, Craig Oliver, when he wasn�t slipping on the mud, cashed in big time with big-play receptions during the game. Oliver was used very effectively slipping out over the middle and finding holes in the defense. With nothing but perfect playing conditions on Sunday, look for Oliver to lash out for some big numbers.

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