EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in urinating whether he has to or not. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. TIMID: Cannot pee if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pees in the sink. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pees on the floor. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. CHILDISH: Pees directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. SNEAK: Farts silently while urinating, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pees his pants. TOUGH: Bangs it on the side of the urinal to dry it. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pees in his shoes. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pees in his pants. DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. CONCEITED: Holds his two inches like a baseball bat.