| at least i split a gut laughing at these jokes... |
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what did the farmer say when he lost his truck? where's my truck?! what's brown and sticky? a stick what's big and hairy and flies to france at 1500 mph? king koncorde what's got ten legs, lives under the sea and shoots a gun faster than anyone else in the west? billy the squid what do lazy roosters say? cock-a-doodle-don't what kind of ties can't you wear? railroad ties what lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air? a dead centipede how do you keep milk from going sour? you keep it in the cow what do they use to fry their eggs in never never land? peter pans what do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummie bear what do you call a black blob and a white blob on a sled? a penguin how do you catch squirrels? climb into a tree and act nuts what did the hat say to the scarf? you hang around while i go up on ahead (thanks sam... :P) |
| awesome one liners |
| // HoMe \\ // aLL aBouT Me \\ // CLaSSiFieDS \\ // GoT GoD? \\ // FRieNDS \\ // JoKeS \\ // LiNKS \\ // LiTeRaRY aRT \\ // MuSiC \\ // PiCTuReS \\ // QuoTeS \\ // SHouTS \\ |
| i must say... one of the funniest things i've seen... lol |
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