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*A Note to our Customers* Our stock of Mexican Sombreros sold out again as of 7:07 AM on October 31. Maybe it was the Halloween craze, but they were gone within 7 minutes of going on sale. We hope to receive a new shipment next week, but until then we humbly apolgize.
Bowflex Fitness Machine - The average American is out of shape and overweight, but spend a few minutes a day on this thing, and you'll be as buff as the people on the commercial in no time. This machine gives you an all-in-one workout for your body, and there's nothing out there better. "Gonna make ya want it...for your body!" Price: $300
Click here to order this or any of our other fine products.
Slayer Bike - If you love to mountain bike, then this is the bike for you. Rugged, durable, and with 21 speeds, you'd be hard pressed to find something better. Also, if you can't afford one of our cars, then this is the only way to travel. Price: $60
Gumball Machine - What would your house be without the all-important gumball machine? Almost everyone loves to chew gum (except Paul) and this is the best way to dispense them. Heck, gum-chewing is practically an American pastime, so it would be highly unpatriotic not to purchase one of these fine machines. Besides, no matter the age, there's a sweet tooth in all of us. Price: $10
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