Here's our new top customer of the month, for the first time ever! Our thanks go out to Bevin Dyer, whose support is feared and mistrusted but cannot go unrecognized.

Name: Bevin Dyer
Age: Unknown. See below.
Nationality: Ugly.
Designation: Old-world spirit. Rumored to be crazed banshee with lust for Michael Jayjack.
COTM Credentials: Fierce purchases of sewing supplies, horrible trash-bin novelettes (specifically Maya Angelou works), and cheap cigarettes. Pablo discontinued such wares, however, once he realized they were being sold. Employees involved were fired and burnt at the stake.
Bio: After a delightful online class with Judith Darling my junior year of high school - although those boys at North Lenoir angered me with their smarts and provoked my bloodlust - I went off to college at UNC-Asheville where I could more easily enjoy the mountains...Cold Mountain, to be exact. Since high school my band, The Mutual Admiration Society, has flourished under my guidance and we continue to crank out original hard rock songs of teenage angst that are habitually given the highest accolades on MySpace.com. Our first show is set for this March, where we hope to play for dozens, or at least a couple, on a glorious mountaintop in the Blue Ridge range...this will be so my haggard screams of repressed (or not so repressed) consumerist hate, post-Reagan counter-conservatism and righteous feminism will sweep the valleys and inspire the hearts of women and children and the self-inflicted deaths of large quanities of the male population. The show will culminate with pyrotechnics and blood. It is my hope to one day make my political agenda heard throughout the land via The Society and the violent verbal upheavals that are my vocal tracks, and to lead my band to notoriety whilst establishing myself as a major political force. I hope to rule this great nation as their first woman leader and bring about*Pablo edit* the end of all things by fulfilling my role as the Antichrist.*edit off* Until then, I remain in university with a beat in my mind, a song in my heart, and a Marlboro in my pocket.

Click here to see our former COTM (and still honorary), Juan Marlboro!