The complete opposite of the Midget, even we have to admit that this car is below normal standards. Thus, it is also amazingly cheap. Act quickly, for believe it or not, this fiery thing can still run, and its flames have recently been doused. A true bargain for those short on cash. Price: $55

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JVC Car Radio - You won't be impressing your friends with this sound system, but it is dirt cheap. Hey, like they always say, ya gotta take what you can get.

Need a system for your ride that can really pump out the bass? Well, I need some rims, but you don't see me cryin'. Suck it up and settle for this JVC Radio, which can satisfy you well enough until you have some more cash. Price: $30

Chairs - We all can't afford fancy and beautiful chairs, but let's be realistic, your butt isn't gonna care what it looks like, just as long as it treats it right. That said, considering the ridiculously cheap price for a couple of these seats, you might find yourself crashing down onto the floor when these chairs collapse. Buy at your own risk, but you and Mr. Jackson never saw a better bargain.

Face it, we're all outta shape, and usually can't bear to stand up for more than a few minutes at a time. So, when you are ready to plop down in a chair, you don't want to injure your bum on something that feels suspiciously like a rock. These chairs are made with your comfort in mind, so why don't ya buy one already? Price: $20

Silver Earrings - With a good price like this, you're sure not to overdo it. They still look good though, and will either make you or a loved one very happy. There is nothing better than feeling good about the way you look, and these earrings will ensure that you do, at a more than decent price.

These are pretty earrings that would look great on a pretty lady. Guys, don't hesitate to buy these as a present for your significant other. Ladies, if they do hesitate, slap them...these are quality, sterling silver earrings. Price: $25

Gumball Machine - No one at our offices can resist these delicious pieces of gum (we're exempting Pablo), and we bet that you can't either. Moreover, we guarantee that you can't resist the price.

What would your house be without the all-important gumball machine? Almost everyone loves to chew gum (except Paul) and this is the best way to dispense them. Heck, gum-chewing is practically an American pastime, so it would be highly unpatriotic not to purchase one of these fine machines. Besides, no matter the age, there's a sweet tooth in all of us. Price: $10

Outdoor Stove - This may be a bit used and a bit blackened by smoke, but it works just as good as new and can cook up a mean beef stew. Get it while the price is still low...this is one "hot" item.

Do you love to camp? Well then, this is the outdoors stove for you. When your hungry on the trail, this puppy just can't be beat. Price: $20