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| Welcome to my homepage. One of the most insignificant web sites on the whole of the net! Before we get down with the formalities I'd better treat you to some really BAD websites/pages so you can apreciate mine a bit more - after all, no site is perfect... |
| nguoi-viet.com coombs.anu.edu.au/~vern/wildman.htm www.jaked.org/8ball.html www.phonespell.org www.deathclock.com |
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Don't like the background eh. Click on one of these buttons to change the white bit. I recommend the blue or the grey. |
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| Hello World! |
| Once again. Welcome to my homepage and thanks for stopping by. My name is Paul Williams. I'm 15 years old and I live in Wallasey, Wirral, England. I enjoy playing computer games (especially Perfect Dark on the Nintendo 64), playing the trumpet, running for Wallasey Athletic Running Club and making websites. When I get a bit older I want to work for Rare as a computer game level designer. I have 1 pet hamster. Hammie (AKA Hammie Houdini) died :( and we still have Fudge who we got of one of my sister's friends. I also like seeing my friends. I have 2 best friends: Mike Hayes and Andy Checkley. |
| And the award for crappiest page on the net goes to... |
| For those fools among you who want to know everything there is to know about me you can go HERE. This is the bit that's got the mad long list of things I love and things I hate. There's even a picture of me lying naked on a fur rug!!! |
| I won't say anymore about me cos I know you couldn't give a ! |
| OK. Since I've just had a huge chocolate bar put down right in-front of me (no kidding!!) I'll have to dispense with the remaining pleasantries and get down to business! OK. Never mind. Maybe just a few pleasantries: Hello! Enjoy your stay! Would you like some peanuts? |
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| My Perfect Dark best times. Defeinetly worth a look if you have the game. |
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| Stupid HTML tricks. A load of lesser know tricks with HTML and JavaScript including how to crash the browser! |
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| Pi stuff. Loads of junk on Pi including the easy way to learn the first 100 digits! |
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| 1/1/02 Happy New Year everyone! Here is my new and improved front page. I decided to scrap the old HTML version and go for the much simpler Yahoo! Page Builder. I plan on doing all of my web pages in a similar way but for now I'l stick to this page. Send me your thoughts at the bottom of the page. Paul. |
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| Here we take a closer look at the biology of one of Perfect Dark's super-scary DarkSims! Enjoy. |
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| If you have any questions, comments, death threats etc etc you can send them off here. It's a really quick process. Just fill out the following stuff and press 'Submit'. You'll then be taken to some crud geocities screen where it'll tell you that you succesfully sent me all your stuff. Done! |
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| If on the other hand you'd prefer to E-Mail me, my address is: [email protected] |
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| 12/4/02 Well. I'm finally back working on this page after I lost the internet for a few months (had to get a new modem and everything...). I've been playing more Perfect Dark (ranked 23rd in world now) and I've also set up an ezboard. I've also added some new stuff below in my humour section. Be sure to take a look! Paul. |
| 13/7/02 I just took my grade 7 trumpet...... scary. I recently mastered the art of tactical hiding in Perfect Dark and managed to use it in beating 8 darksims on complex, LTK, all falcons, 4 minutes, no teams. The ultimate showdown and end of my Perfect Dark Elite career. I'm also going on a tour of Italy in a few days with the Wirral Schools Brass Band. Yay. Paul. |
