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Name - Paul Neil Williams
Age - 15
Hair colour - blonde
Eye colour - A weird greeny grey colour
Height - 5 foot 5 inches
Afraid of... - Heights, small spaces and creepy crawlies
Favourite Quote - "They misunderestimated me." George W Bush -Bentonville, Ark. November 6th 2000
When I grow up I want to be... - Computer game level designer
Year in School - 10(4)
Date of Birth - Saturday 11th October 1986
Time of Birth - 7:30 pm
Place of Birth - Arrowe Park Hospital, Birkenhead, Wirral, England, Europe
Curret Location - Hampstead Road, Wallasey, Wirral, England, Europe
Languages Spoken - English, a bit of French, a tiny bit of German and 1 to 4 in Japanese
Computer Languages Known - HTML, a bit of BASIC, a tiny bit of JavaSript and 1 to 4 in PERL
I.Q. - 148
Oher Stuff - Colour blind, dodgy left eye, appendix removed in 1997, having another appendix removed on January 7th 2001 so I don't have to do games in school, 3rd best Perfect Dark player in England.
Worst thing that can happen - Balls cut off with a pair of rusty garden shears
Hates - Margaret Thatcher, Pokemon fans, Margaret Thatcher, Nazis, Margaret Thatcher, Yobs, OK enough Margaret Thatcher, Harry Potter fans, rap music, people who spit, Power Rangers, people who make the food in McDonalds (trying to kill us all), NTSC Perfect Dark players, War films (except Saving Private Ryan), Osama Bin Laden, people with shaved off hair, Bill Gates (all he did was invent Ctrl-Alt-Delete), books with pages ripped out, people who leave chewing gum on the floor/on chairs/under desks where the knees go etc etc, wrestling, hormones, untidy places, Japanese (always getting electrical stuff first), dog muck, cutlery scraped on plates, the word 'Xmas', the letter X, gardening shows, snooker, DarkSims, high places, people who hurt animals, www.rotten.com, crap internet connections, people with fast computers who laugh at people with slow computers (Andy Checkley take a bow), small spaces, slugs, creepy crawlies in general, games teachers, people who torture other humans (aka games teachers), Margaret Thatcher naked in a tub of rattlesnakes (not too sure whether this one goes in the loves or hates section), Margaret Thatcher, people who can't spell necessary, anything to do with Margaret Thatcher and being naked, houses covered in christmas lights (unless it's done properly and with style), The Tweenies, Cannot find the file 'C:/Windows/Drivers/Database/ATI.exe' (or one of its components). Make sure the path and filename are correct and that all required libraries are available. - when you know full well the file exists, smokers who smoke in your face on the bus, the dreaded blue screen (you know the one I mean), Mr Price the RE teacher (don't ask what he's like) and a sh*t load of other things that I can't be bothered to type up. Oh by the way. Did I mention Margaret Thatcher.
Best thing that can happen - School burns down and it's 18 weeks before they can allocate everyone a place in a new school
Loves - Oxygen, sneezing, eating sweets/chocolate etc etc, anti Osama websites, nice big computer hard drives (40Gb+), sound teachers (good teachers who let you off everything and never make you touch any writing implement during any lesson - Mr Sinclair take a bow), friends who stay friends for years, Pachabell's Canon in D Major, first person shooters, Alien related stuff, computer games that have really good graphics but don't need an Athlon 1800+ processor with 1.02Gb RAM and 4.2Gb Hard drive space to run (Aliens Versus Predator (NOT Aliens Versus Predator 2)take a bow), hamsters, "No games today children. The pitch is too wet." coming from a games teacher, Denise Richards naked in an invisible tub of air, invisible tubs, air, pringles, throwing credit cards at people (a bit like throwing playing cards only loss of life is involved), 'chippy' chips (as opposed to McDonalds twigs), people who are better than DarkSims on Perfect Dark, money, people who make things, games teacher seeking air to ground long range inter-continental balistic missiles, commas, comas, screwdrivers, Eddie Izzard, Christmas, birds, birds (wink wink), magic, words containing the letter 'e', the knowledge that Microsoft DONT'T make aeroplanes (Cannot find the file 'aeroplane1:/land/safe landing.exe' (or one of its components). Make sure the path and filename are correct and that all required libraries are available.), vaseline, life support machines, paper, the 'Clear History' button, silicon (I'm talking about computer chips you perverted b*stard), *s, elastic bands, people who agree with me, and a load of other things.
Hobbies - Playing trumpet and piano, running, playing computer games, watching TV and films, making websites, seeing friends, reading
Started playing trumpet - September 1996
Grade on trumpet - Grade 7 standard but officially Grade 5
Fastest 100 metres - 12.73 seconds
Favourite Computer Games - 1. Perfect Dark (N64), 2. Aliens Versus Predator 2 (PC), 3. Unreal (PC), 4. Mario Kart (N64/SNES)
Favourite Films - 1. Aliens, 2. Alien, 3. Jurassic Park, 4. Independence Day
Worst Film - Anything to do with Zulu
Best Friends - Richard McCann (1990-1994), Christopher Hughes (1994-1997), Michael Hayes (1996-present day), Richard Hearn (1998-2000), Andrew Checkley (2000-present day)
Best Friend of all time - Don't feel down other people but the award goes to Michael Hayes with Richard McCann in close second
Worst friend of all time - Hey! That's not very nice... Andy McCabe
Second worst friend of all time - I've warned you once already
Favourite book of all time - Aliens: Earth Hive (Steve Perry)
Worst book of all time - Anything to do with Harry Potter
Family - 1 Brother - Matthew(13), 1 Sister - Helen(12), Mum - Janet(she'll kill me), Dad - Stan(he'll kill me)
Nursery School Attended - Brentwood Nursery School
Joined Brentwood - 1990
Nursery Teacher - Mrs Dalrymple (pronounced dal-rim-pul)
Primary School Attended - Somerville Primary School
Joined Somerville - 1991
Reception Teacher - Mrs Madge
Year 1 Teacher - Mrs Holland
Year 2 Teacher - Miss Makin
Year 3 Teacher - Mrs Kemp
Year 4 Teacher - Mr Bioletti
Year 5 Teacher - Mrs Gunn
Year 6 Teacher - Mr Morgan
Secondary School Attending - Mosslands Comprehensive for boys
Joined Mosslands - 1998
Year 7(1) Form Teacher - Mr Hepworth
Year 8(2) Form Teacher - Mrs Clough
Year 9(3) Form Teacher - Miss Doyle
Year 10(4) Form Teacher - Miss Doyle
Lowest Grade ever - C (RE and Art)
No. of detentions to date (not including class detentions) - 1 (French - no homework)
Expected GCSE grades - Maths - A+** with knobs on, English - A, All sciences - A*, Music - A*, History - B, French - A, DT - B