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(The BEST source for actual pro-wrestling reviews, news and general sarcasm... And of course, CANADIAN VIOLENCE!)

Here, however, it's the dark underbelly of wrestling we're interested in. E-Federations! Here, I'll review, praise and mock the "PPV's" of any and all Fantasy Wrestling Federations until such time as I get bored doing it.

All reviews will be done from the point of view of a "real" fan watching "real" wrestling.
No bribery will get me to change my opinions. Unless it's a really big one. In American Dollars. So there.

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LATEST UPDATE: (13/5/03) Well, it's been an eternity, but there's a new Rant posted. Check it out, y'all.


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LATEST RANTS

360�Wrestling Entertainment
The "Not" rant for 360WE's "RESURRECTION"


RANTS ARCHIVE

Bad Ass Federation
The "Not" rant for BAF's "NIGHTMARE BEFORE NEW YEAR"

World Wrestling Revolution
The "Not" rant for WWR's "PAIN FOR PLEASURE"

Rampage World Wrestling
The "Not" rant for RWW's "INSTINCT"

Global Championship Wrestling
The SCHMUCKS rant for GCW's "APOCOLYPSE"

Battling Ring Angels
The "Ted" rant for BRA's "NAUGHTY OR NICE"

Inevitably Extreme Wrestling
The SCHMUCKS rant for IEW ASCENSION

Wrestlemania League 2
The SCHMUCKS rant for WML2's EVIL INTENTION

Professional Hardcore Wrestling League
The SCHMUCKS rant for PHWL's REVENGE 2001

Elite Wrestling Isolation
The SCHMUCKS rant for EWI's VISIONQUEST
The SCHMUCKS rant for EWI's OUTRAGE

RAW Wrestling
The SCHMUCKS Retro rant for RAW Wrestlings' SPRING BEATINGS 2000
The SCHMUCKS rant for RAW Wrestlings' SPRING BEATINGS 2001
The Keith rant for RAW WRESTLINGS' "RING DREAMS 2002"

Blood, Sweat and Chairs Wrestling
The SCHMUCKS rant for BSCW's SHANE DELANY MEMORIAL TOURNEY 2001
The SCHMUCKS rant for BSCW's BLOODFEST '01
The SCHMUCKS rant for BSCW's DETONATION '01
The SCHMUCKS rant for BSCW's SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST '01
The SCHMUCKS rant for BSCW's RAGNAROK
The "Not" rant for BSCW's "BLOODFEST"

WFW Wrestling
The SCHMUCKS rant for WFW's Resurrection 2001!

WTFL Wrestling
The SCHMUCKS rant for WTFL's "WRESTLEMANIA II"
The SCHMUCKS rant for WTFL's "GAME OVER '01"
The SCHMUCKS rant for WTFL's "POWER HUNGRY '01"
The SCHMUCKS rant for WTFL's "RAMPAGE"
The SCHMUCKS rant for WTFL's "GAME OVER '02"

The "Not" rant for WTFL's "POWER HUNGRY '02"

North American Wrestling Federation
The SCHMUCKS rant for NAWF's KING OF THE RING 2001"

The SCHMUCKS rant for CeWA's "CANADIAN CHAOS"

Purely Hardcore Wrestling
The SCHMUCKS rant for PHW's "HARDCORE DISEASE"

British Wrestling Corporation
The SCHMUCKS rant for BWC's "CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS"

The SCHMUCKS Retro Rant for NWWA's "MEMORIAL MAYHEM 2000"

Brawlers On a Budget
The SCHMUCKS Rant for BOB's "PAY-PER-VIEW (On Pay-Per-View)"

Mayhem Wrestling Federation
The SCHMUCKS Rant for MWF's "SUICIDAL TENDANCIES"

IWA
The SCHMUCKS Rant for "WRESTLEBOWL II"

The SCHMUCKS Rant for IWA's "PAYBACK"
The SCHMUCKS Rant for IWA's "MIND GAMES"

International e-Wrestling Alliance
The 25th SCHMUCKS Rant: IEA's "GENESIS"
The SCHMUCKS Rant for IEA's "MORTAL SINS"

Freakz Championship Wrestling
The SCHMUCKS rant for FWC's "FWC vs ALLIANCE"

Extreme Hardcore Wrestling
The SCHMUCKS rant for EHW's KING OF THE RING 2002
The "Ted" rant for EHW's VENGEANCE"

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The First Schmucks GUEST RANT: Virtuacrap!
By U.D Rentals

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