By "The Unreal Deal" U.D Rentals Hello everyone, "The Unreal Deal" U.D Rentals here, with your first
inductees into Virtuacrap! Now I know most of you may be thinking,
"U.D", you're just an unoriginal bastard ripping off
the Wrestlecrap site!" Well thats totally untrue. Okay maybe its a
little true. Okay, yep, thats pretty much what I'm doing, but I don't
see them covering your precious e-feds!  You may know the current WML2 champion, Mark X, and his partners in crime, Y2W (Who shouldn't be confused with Chris Jericho, because their nothing alike, nothing, I swear!) and Riot, who are currently tearing up the singles, and tag team scene in WML2. You may see them now, and think "Hey, U.D, why are these great wrestlers on here?" (They sure will, anyway...) Well, I often ask myself that question too, but the truth is, bad angles can happen to everyone if they are not careful, so be cautious kids, it can happen to you. Before Y2W, Mark X had a partner who goes by the name of Scott Nash. Scott Nash was the World champion, and aside from having similar names of the two laziest people in wrestling, everything was a-ok. That was, until Mark X accidentally(?) won the title in a four way, away from his buddy Kevin Hall... Uh, I mean Scott Nash. One thing lead to another, and in the end, Nash started to get jealous (or something), and Mark X decided that instead of talking out his problems over a nice cup of coffee,... he would attempt to murder his former friend and drop him on the side of a road somewhere! (And who says wrestling isn't suitable for the youngsters?). For this job, he united with future co-holder of the tag titles, Y2W Pat Wash. They had thought Nash dead, and decided to go on with their careers,leaving everything to end happily ever after. Until a month and a half later, at the funeral ("The funeral!? A month and a half later!?"... I know, I know) Where the presumed dead Scott Nash showed up in disguise (Sunglasses, a hat, and a trench coat with the collars turned up I believe.... yep, he'll blend in... if it's an FBI funeral!) to meet his wife, and foil the plans of the evil Mark X! (Taste the ratings!?) After an over acted, way too emotional for wrestling, reunion between him and his wife, (or girlfriend or something.) he busts into the doors interrupting the funeral. And get this, MARK X is there!! Not only at the funeral of the man he killed, but giving the eulogy (and a rather flattering one at that). All hell breaks loose as everyone gasps in awe! You still think the storyline is great? Well I beg to differ because there was one little piece of info that either Nash forgot about, or the prez forgot about... about two or three weeks earlier,.. SCOTT NASH APPEARED AT THE PPV, wearing more bandages than Jackie Juniors Russian friend from "The Sopranos" after Chris and his boys beat him up?! Yes, he appeared at the PPV, after his death, but before his funeral! He's quite a man this Scott Nash is, possibly some sort of super human! This will go down in the books as, one of the most misguided things President Dustin has ever done in �Wrestlemania League dos! Four Faces of Marin! Xtreme Internet Wrestling (deceased)  Although in its glory days, XIW had some pretty good matches and angles... it also was home to many of the worst gimmicks of all time... so dont be surprised to see its wrestlers and angles appear on virtuacrap many, many times. This is just the first, and probably one of the worst (but probably not THE worst). This gimmick started out because this certain person, Chris Martin, jumped from about 3 or four different gimmicks exclusively, and never got any better with any of them. The first is the cool, tough guy, "Rattlesnake". Of course, no matter how much you persisted, he denied having any ties to Steve Austin... at all. (The similarity never crossed MY mind-"Not" Keith) He believed his name to be original. The second of the four was "Brutus"... he was a large man, with the personality of a dog. I dont think he deserves any more description. The third was "Nightcrawler", who was probably the most successful one of them all, but thats only because S3K (a top level star from XIW, who moved on to leagues such as WML1 and 2) decided to be generous, and job to Nightcrawler, once. This gave Nightcrawler the momentum he needed to move to the mid card slot he'd wanted for a long time. Then for some reason, his momentum stopped, for an unknown reason... oh no wait, it wasnt unknown, it was because he teamed up with a wrestler named "Miz" who wanted to emulate the success of Marvel Comics, "X-Men". Nightcrawler and Miz (who was a different X-man every show) teamed up to be a comical duo that just wasn't funny. Slowly though, the two faded away. Nightcrawler/Brutus/Rattlesnake resurfaced one more time before the dreadful "Four faces of Marin" gimmick. Now when he couldn't succeed with any of these, he decided to create a new character, one that would instantly propel him to superstardom. And what better way to do that then to mix all of his characters together into a schitzoprenic maniac who beat himself up for titles and spelled his name wrong!? Exactly... virtuacrap at its finest (Or is it its worst? Your pick...). Yup, Chris Martin became, The four faces of MARIN, because he never spelled his name correctly. Marin would come out on the shows and talk to himself, to the point where he would have full blown four way conversation that pretty much made no sense... and in the end we had a Hardcore title match between two or three of his personalities. His left arm would beat on his right arm, while his left leg would sweep out his right leg... all the while his head, the voice of reason, would plead with himself to stop fighting! Of course, when XIW died, this gimmick died with it, and we are all grateful that we will never have to hear the name "Four Faces Of Marin" again... The ugly fate of the "Road Trip" match Hardcore Revolution 2000 (HR2k- deceased) Although a "Road Trip" match may actually sound dumber than any match type ever, be it "(anything) on a pole matches" or even Haircut matches. It was actually made famous about two years ago, and used in many federations with much success. The concept of the match is this. There is a decrepit car in the entrance way, or on the side of the entrance way, and the wrestlers beat the hell out of each other in the ring, on the outside, and on and around the car. The car parts break off the car pretty easily, so the wrestlers can use things such as the windows, and the doors, as hardcore objects. The first person to (slowly) drive the car out of the arena wins. Many feuds of 1999 were ended, and begun with this type of match. The reason its here on Virtuacrap, is because it was disgraced by the HR2K. Their perception of a good "Road Trip" match, was the wrestlers simply drove in their respective cars to a place (like a graveyard, a harbor, or a construction site) and engaged in a very non-epic battle. Victory could be achieved by pin fall only... and the winner then drove away after the match. HR2K... congratulations, you single handedly ruined a great match concept... good job. |