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| A Sardar Goes to the Library?
Once a Sardar went to the library to get a book. A few days later, he returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!" |
| Sardar change a lightbulb
Three Sardar are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Sardar: We need help. We're three Sardars changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Sardar: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Sardar: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on? Sardar: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light up? Sardar: No, it's working fine. Operator: Then what's the problem? Sardar: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves. |
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| Unlocking your car
Two Sardars were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue: Sardar One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Sardar Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down! |
| Where is this bus going?
A drunken Sardar gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The Sardar jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Sardar, I'm on the wrong bus!" |
| Mind telling me the time?
Sardar: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?" WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM." Sardar: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer." |