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Q. Why is it good to have a desi friend ?
A. You can get your assignments done. |
| STUPID THINGS ABOUT DESIS |
| Q.Why Does A Desi Go TO Bar? A. To stand in a corner and look at the blondes on the sly. |
| Q. How do you make a desi's eyes light up ?
A. Wave a dollar bill on his face. |
| .Q. What is a desi's most exciting part of life ?
A. Doing an assignment for a girl. |
| .Q. What do desis do for lovemaking ?
A. Read penthouse. |
| .Q. What do desis do for lovemaking ?
A. Read penthouse. |
| Q. What do desis mean by fun ?
A. sighting blondes sitting in a car with sun glass doors. |
| Q. When does a desi smile ?
A. After seeing his pay check. |
| Q. Why are blue films made ?
A. So desis know what sex is all about. |
| Q. What does a desi do on a date ?
A. Bore the hell out of the girl's mind by talking about his assignments and how he solved the problems. |
| Q. What is a desi's most exciting night ?
A. Sitting alone in the lab and reading Alt.sex. |
| Q. How can you punish a desi ?
A. Ask him to talk to a girl without offerring to do her assignment. |
| Q. What do you call a desi girl who isn't beautiful yet stupid ?
A. Piddle shit |
| Q. What is the difference between a priest/nun and a desi ?
A. The latter has no choice but to stay a virgin. |
| Q. What do you call a stupid desi ?
A. A techinical fault. |
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