| DINOSOUR'S BONES Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.' |
| SAVINGS A sardarji had a daily routine, going to office in bus and then returning home by it. One day he got late for the bus to return home. He ran after the bus and reached home running and huffing. After reaching his house he told his wife that he had saved Rs.3 by running after the bus and reaching home. Instead of getting an acknowledgementhe got a huge slap from his wife. Sardarji was puzzled? He asked his wife that why did she slap him. Her reply was, 'If you had run after a taxi you could have saved Rs.70 instead of Rs.3!' |
| VITAMINS Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! |
| ARE YOU RELAXING ? One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing' Sardar answered ' No I am Banta Singh!' Another guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered ' No No Me Banta Singh!' Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him ' Are you Relak Singh?' The other Sardar was much educated and answered 'Yes I am relaxing.' The Sardar slapped him on his face and said 'Salay, Sab tere ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai?' |
| HIDDEN CAMERAS Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?' Santa: Hidden cameras Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?' Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching MTV! How does he know that?' |
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