1.   Use a little bit of good old-fashioned politeness please, little things like "hello",  "how are you", the occasional "please", and all those terms that nobody likes using anymore will get you a long way with me.

2.   Don't be shy, if you are wanting to talk to me we can talk about anything, within reason, but don't be afraid to tell something about yourself.  Take a few and fill out your Bio with the simple stuff like age, sex/gender, location -- (a/s/l), some background and interests would be a definite plus.  It really sux trying to pry that information out of people who think that just because they have a cool screename means everyone wants to talk to them -- WRONG.  All you have to do to find out my basic bio is read my profile or checkout this web page, please return the favor and don't make it hard for me to find out something about you.

3.   Know what you want to talk about.  If you're gonna send a message to me, you should have some idea of what you wanna talk about.  Please don't start talking to me then expect me to carry the conversation.

4.   Any topic is fine by me, I enjoy conversations about all kinds of stuff.  I'm not that fragile that you have to censor what you say.

5.   NO CYBER -- this is not because the topic of sex bothers me, au contraire, we can talk about sex for hours.  Just having sex via a computer is, quite frankly,  MORONIC, if I want to play with myself i don't need you or the computer in the way.

6.   Don't expect anything more than computer messages out of me (and I don't care if you do live just around the corner) I won't ever meet you, no you cant call me, and HELL NO we can't just run off and have a quickie somewhere.  At times there might be an exception to this, but that pretty much is reserved for bi/les women and couples w/ bi women, sorry single guys and you married ones trying to get away from your wife -- it just wont happen.

7.   Be aware of my hubby, no I did not say "beware", there's a difference, me and hubby are very close and he does see my messages/history on the computer, don't be scared to say stuff cuz he's around just don't expect me to forget about him either.  I flirt and play around w/ all kinds of people on the computer, and he don't care, but we do have rules we've agreed upon for anything outside of that.

8.   You should be at least 18, part of that is because I don't wanna get myself in trouble with either your parents or the authorities.  My preference to is to talk to people that are closer to my own age, somewhere around 25 to 35, but that's not a must.

9.   My buddy list is for my buddies, it takes more than 30 seconds of "Hi, how are you?"  to get on there, and before you even try it, please ask.

10.  I love to trade pictures, notice the word "trade",  so if you ask for one, be prepared to return the gesture.  Yes, I have nudes too, but, guess what, you have to have already convinced me to make the exception to rule #6 up there before I would even consider trading them with you...and even then, guess who's probably gonna send first.  And by the way guys if we trade pictures, the part of your body I am asking to see in the pic is your FACE, keep the rest of that stuff to yourself unless we agree on something else beforehand.

11.  OFF LIMITS (so don't even waste our time) -- my full name, my address, my phone number, where I work, or any other personally identifying information.
 
 

Now see, eleven little rules, is that really soooo bad, I follow those whenever I message someone just out of courtesy, so I know it can be done.  So, if you're ready to have some fun and a pretty good conversation, send me a message, please.