Smoke Bomb

You will need:

- 1 x ping-pong ball

- aluminum foil

Method:

1. Place a ping-pong ball in the centre of a large piece of foil.

2. Wrap the ball once then twist the foil to create a "tail" coming off it.

3. Hold this tail and, with a cigarette lighter, light the ball through the foil. This makes the ball start to smoulder causing it to billow out smoke.

Note: These are the easiest things to make - ever! A blind monkey on crack could make these. If you can't make 'em, you should have your testicles cut off, all your body hair removed with a roll of electrical tape then be pushed into a river tied to a palette of bricks. This is to make sure you never reproduce. We wouldn't want your stupidity polluting the human gene-pool...

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