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Bad taste There is no such thing as bad taste. Someone had an operation to remove some sort of organ.. show the picture. Someone just hanged themselves.. do an expose. Someone is homeless and down on his luck.. make fun of him. Camera cell phones Our once free, peaceful and pious society has been infultrated with evil camera cell phones. Our women can no longer walk the streets nor can our children feel safe playing for fear of being photographed and their honor tarnished. Decedance All evil and decedance is a result of those satanic devices known as satellite tv and the internet. Fat people Forget politically correct terms such as obese, overweight, horizontally challenged. Okaz has a mission to hunt down fat people and make fun of them. Globalization Uneducated people may think that globalization is about the removal of trade restrictions between countries in order to promote free and fair competition. Of course its not about that! It's about an evil conspiracy to rid us of our religion morals and values. White trash Well technically it should be brown trash. But in any case, if you have more than 6 children barely able to support yourself doing some useless civil service job, walk around yelling and screaming in your undershirt and long sirwal you definitely qualify. Relations Any relations between the opposite sexes are forbidden unless it is for the sole purpose of procreation. It doesn't even matter if you're married to each other women go one way and men the other way. Anyone who claims otherwise has been brainwashed by satellite tv. Okazisms! So what is this all about? This site is a tribute to the greatest newspaper in the world. Without its informative journalism and award-winning literary style I don't know where we would be today. Okazi-truth The gospel okazi truth about the following topics: Bad taste Camera cell phones Decedance Fat people Globalization White trash Relations