Palestinian president warns against a new cycle of violence in the region. So I guess the middle east's years and years of peace, prosperity and tranquility will be disturbed unless the international community takes action?
Secret stock market regulations and dengue fever reaching into Najran. Hmmmm.. why are both of these topics in the same article? It must be because regulations and reaching both start with the letter r.
If you need medical advice where better to go than Okaz? Here's an article about liposuction including that pedophile friendly photo they are so fond of using.
Members of the holyman brigade* are less susceptible to depression, loneliness and anxiety. Okaz claims its because of a chemical reaction that occurs in their heads whenever they do their job. I claim its because they get a hard-on whenever they make a person's life miserable.
holyman brigade: aka religious police, aka the commission for the promotion of virtue and pervention of vice, aka the folks who have been personally delegated by god to judge you
An entire section about bachelors and the dangers they pose to society. Damn those bachelors, where did they come from? How can they be exterminated? Dont they know that real men live with mommy and daddy until they're married?
Around the country, teenage girls are passing out and crying hysterically because of their exams.. and brace yourself they're also discussing star academy outside the exam halls. Looks like i'm going to have to add star academy to okaz-truths.
Star academy because it promotes intermixing of the sexes, men acting unmanly and unpious fashions is banned from this Okaz writer's house so that he may protect his 7-year old daughter.
What is it with people here and star academy? It's as if its the first show ever to simultaneously contain both young men and women. Another thing, they all want to make it big in the entertainment industry thats why they look and act that way. Is it really that hard to understand?
3G cellphones are just around the corner. Okaz suggests intensified public awareness campaigns targetted toward young people to inform them of how to use such evil devices inline with our holy customs and traditions.
Be warned young man, if you hear a woman's voice calling you in the shadows it is the devil calling you.. or it may be these caniving thieves trying to steal your cash.
Okaz reporting on employees and how they are preparing for the first day of work after eid break. Employees are reportedly worried how they will wake up for tommorow. No news on nation-wide disappearance of alarm clocks.
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