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| Random Thoughts | White Board Messages | Hypothetical Questions | Brian | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| My Random Thoughts | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is a page for all my random thoughts. I seem to have a lot more random thoughts now that I am in college. I guess it is because I have more time for random thoughts, since I don't really have a life. That is what happens when you go to an all women's college 2,000 miles away from your friends and family. Don't get me wrong, I love my college, but sometimes I wish that it was closer to my other life. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| *Sticky Rodents- I am not sure if you have sticky rodents in your town, but my future roommate, Karie Myers, has them in her town. I went home with her for one of the breaks and we discovered them while shopping. They are in those vending machines (my friend Scott calls them "bubble machines") that cost like 50 cents. They only problem is that they have false advertising. They call them Sticky Rodents, but there is only one rodent. The rest are bugs. But I don't care! I love them anyways. Sticky Rodents!!! I love saying that phrase! How can you say sticky rodents without a smile? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| *Ant Rape- Have you ever been outside sitting on the grass when all of a sudden, you feel something on you? Well, Karie Myers, Julie, and I were laying out when the ants started coming. They always know to go up your pants. I wonder what happens if you complain of Ant Rape. I know that I have been Ant Raped before. It isn't the most pleasant feeling, having ants in your pants. I always have to take a shower afterwards because I can still feel thier bodies crawling on mine and it makes me feel dirty. I wonder how successful a support group would be. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| *Ramen- If you don't know about Ramen yet, you will by the time you get to college. It is a main staple in our diet. And it is also very entertaining. Michelle, Joanna and I have Ramen parties at 5:45 am after staying up all night. Ramen parties involve using q-tips as utensils, because we are after all, college students, and therefore don't own clean utensils. Ramen has many other uses, it can be used as a bomb. We experianced this first hand Monday night. I was carrying the Ramen to be snacked on, when all of a sudden, it exploded all over the room. It hadn't even been cooked yet. I think that there should be warning signs on the package explaining that it is highly explosive and must be handled with care. My friend Julie thinks that Ramen can be smoked, I have never tried it, and after Monday night's episode, I don't think I will anytime soon! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| *Green Lips- Some people dye their hair, like my roommate Michelle (who dyed it only 7 times in two months), other people like Karie Myers decide that they need something more drastic. So she started chewing on a green highlighter and turned her lips green. I am seeing a trend in the people I room with. Maybe I am the cause of their chameleon like habits. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| *Wookie Hairs- One day my friend was insulting me and he accused me of being a bunch of wookie hairs. The funny thing about this is that he has never seen me before. From this I have decided that wookie hairs must be those hairs that you feel but you can't see. You know, when there is a hair on your shirt and you can feel it on your arm, but you can't find it to get rid of it. In that respect, it is a good insult, who wants to be a unseen irritant? So, when you are looking for a good insult, call the person a wookie hair. They will think twice about messing with you. P.S. I have tried this and now there are people in white coats that want to speak with me, something about a room with soft walls and no sharp objects. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| P.S. Don't ask about Nathan!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||