| Quotes |
| "Lots" is a weird word, because sometimes it messes up and becomes "lost". ~ Me |
| No, I wasn't talking to you; I was talking to my eggs. ~ KM |
| KM: I think that you are having problems! Me: Yes, I am! I can't keep my pants up. |
| Brachester ~ KM |
| Tapato ~ Me |
| Taderpiller ~ Me |
| Will you decide to either leave your shirt off or on? ~ KM to Me |
| Sarah Valley, you are a good hooker! ~ KM |
| He's not my friend, he just sleeps in my bed. ~ Me talking about Joe |
| I would like to sneeze with my eyes open to see if they would pop out of my head ~ Joanna aka "Sniffles" |
| People in Florida don't wear clothes. ~ Me |
| I want to sit on a pole and yell! ~ Michelle |
| Me: Why is finding a mate messy? KM: It is if you get your guts ripped out by a predator. Me: Oh yeah, I forgot that he goes for the whole interspecies mating thing. |
| Even that tiny thing (mustard seed) has Buddah qualities. ~ Professor Vawter |
| Less talk, more rock! ~ My music teacher |
| Oh Dicky, Dicky, Dicky, what are we going to do with you? ~ My music teacher talking about Wagner |
| Left hand slows up and speeds down also. ~ My music teacher (I'm not quite sure what he was talking about) |
| I was too busy with my bug. I decided to keep it as a prisoner. ~Michelle |
| The marshmallows are slithery ~ KM |
| Electrical-socket-churches ~ Me |
| If you made a lot of mistakes, and went around mating with other species all the time, sex is complicated, messy, and dangerous. ~ Professor Vawter |
| I like to look down the crack. ~KM |
| Shauna: Julie, don't squeeze it! Julie: I'm trying to see if it's hard. |
| That's why you get a guy to do you. I always get guys to stick me, and I never get bruises. ~Me talking about donating blood. |
| You have to be naked to make babies, but you don't have to make babies when you're naked. ~ KM explaing the facts of life to me. |
| No squishy heads! ~Professor Schwab |
| Dry ice screams when you grind it. ~Professor Schwab |
| Professsor Schwab: You know what they call it when kids eat too many apples; "Green apple Quickstep". Kat: Oh, we call it "The Tennessee Trots". |
| Umm, I am looking for some gonads here.~ KM |
| You are male, therefore you are Dick! ~ Me talking about Julie's naming of guys |
| You bob for apples in the toilet, and you like it! ~ The Sandlot |
| I just like to touch the pear. ~ KM |
| Me: It would be wonderful if you could have a guy pop out of your sleeve. Shauna: I personally, would rather he pop out of somewhere else. |
| And it ripped my pants, so I don't do fences anymore. ~ Me |
| I'll pay you 10 dollars plus a baseball game and all the food you want if you kiss me. ~ Crash (is that how much hookers are going for these days?) |
| because you're a whore ~ thebiggestweirdo |
| but you know Sarah, you shouldn't go leaving your pants around in other people's room ~ Julie |
| Your rump is... a bump on a clumped up stump ~ Char-less |
| Probably because Frisbees are harder than balls. ~ Me |
| I don't like butt crusts. ~ Me |
| I've forgotten what you do in a bed. ~ Me |
| Practice safe splatting! ~ Me |
| Yeah, all you have to learn how to do is milk a chicken and then you are all set. ~ Me |
| Someone shot a bullet through someone else's groin and it hit me also and I guess that is how I got pregnant ~ Char-less sharing a line that one of his friends tried to use. |
| Frass: Why do you have to be so strong? Roo: To make up for you being so weak. |