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James Sorochen
Bill Gamba
Mike Sorochen
Alan Sorochen
Jim Coffey
Mike Peleskey
Mike Gross
Jeff Swanke
Chris Pichalski
Neil Sullivan
Carlos Almeida
Jim Ciszewski
Orhan Dzemaili
Chewbacca
James "Hollywood" Sorochen - Manager
Age: 31
Whipped Status: Married
Height: 6'0
Weight: Usually 215 lbs
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: Left Center Field
Known for: Can usually be seen with a beer in hand; known for sleeping through train stops after a night of drinking.
Quote: "May the force be with you."
Bill Gamba, aka Sojo
Age: 31
Whipped Status: Married, 1 son
Height: 6' 0
Weight: We shudder to think
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: Pitcher
Known for: His obsession with the Olsen twins.
Quote: "What?"; "BWAAAHAHAHAHA"; "I can't wait until they're 18."
Mike Sorochen
Age: 28
Whipped Status: Girlfriend
Height: 5'10
Weight: 190 lbs
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: Left Field
Known for: Being very quiet.
Quote: "Fuck you."
Alan Sorochen, aka Uncle Al
Age: Unknown
Whipped Status: Married, 1 son, 2 daughters
Height: 5' 11
Weight: 185 lbs
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: Catcher
Known for: Hitting to the opposite field.
Quote: "You know this beer is pretty good."
Jim Coffey
Age: 36
Whipped Status: Married
Height: 6'0
Weight: 215 lbs
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: DH, Right Field
Known for: Wearing Stone Cold style knee brace
Quote: "You know..."
Mike Peleskey, aka Ponytail Mike
Age: 32
Whipped Status: Girlfriend
Height: 5'11
Weight: 170 lbs
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: Right Center Field
Known for: Love of wrestling. Rumored to keep Poison Dart Frogs as pets.
Quote: "No...I didn't do it."
Jeff Swanke, aka Swank
Age: 34
Whipped Status: Single
Height: 5'9
Weight: 185 lbs
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: 2nd Base
Known for: Drinking and wrestling escapades.
Quote: "Know any cute girls?"
Mike Gross, aka The Bomber
Age: Unknown
Whipped Status: Married, 2 daughters
Height: 6'4
Weight: Unknown
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: DH, Enforcer
Known for: Showing up just in time for games
Quote: "This is my wedding song."
Chris Pichalski
Age: 30
Whipped Status: Married
Height: 6'2
Weight: 205 lbs
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: Shortstop
Known for: Obsession with Kiss and Kiss tatoos
Quote: "I...wanna rock n roll all night..."
Neil Sullivan, aka Sully
Age: 30
Whipped Status: Married
Height: 5' 11
Weight: 210
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: 3rd Base
Known for: Being whipped.
Quote: "I have to meet Ally."
Carlos Almeida aka Los
Age: 34
Whipped Status: Married, 2 daughters
Height: 6'0
Weight: 190 lbs
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: Outfield, Pitcher
Known for: Eating large amounts of sour cream for money
Quote: "I'll do it for 20."
Jim Ciszewski
Age: 28
Whipped Status: Single
Height: 6'1
Weight: 220 lbs
Bats: Left Throws: Left
Position: 1st Base
Known for: His Mustang
Quote: "Hey baby."
Orhan Dzemaili
Age: 31
Whipped Status: Single
Height: 5'8
Weight: 220 lbs
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Position: Outfielder
Known for: Love of wrestling
Quote: "I'm really from New York, but the league doesn't know it."
Chewbacca, aka Chewie
Age: 4 years, 28 in human years
Whipped Status: Single
Height: 18 inches
Weight: 85 lbs
Breed: Golden Retriever
Position: Team Mascot
Known for: Giving high fives and drooling on softballs
Quote: "Can you feed me now?"