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Feature: Calculator Joke of the Week

To start things off we have three jokes for the first week and a half, and starting next week we will just add one per week.

Questions

Joke 1: What is worse than one calculator without an NTG program?

Joke 2: Knock Knock -- Who's there? -- Cal... -- Cal who? -- ...

Joke 3: What are a calculator's most likely last words?

Answers:

Answer 1: Well, lots of things really. Possible answers include reptile attacks, pnemonia, Macs, and AOL

Answer 2: Cal Ripken Jr.

Answer 3: Not anything really, as calculators rarely speak. Howaver, theoretically a talking calculator would probably say something like, "Oh no! Don't do that!" or "Hey don't hold me so high above the concrete while wearing lubricated gloves!"

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