"I'm ready to rock climb; I've got on my rock climbing costume...."-Jisela
Thank God she doesn't have on her "Fall to a grisly death" costume....
"And right now, the only one who can help me is Blair..."-Ellen
*sigh...* Only Blair can help us all, sweetie.
YAHOO! Great to come home to an extremly wonderful, fast-paced episode of ROAD RULES!!! Life is good! Yadda yadda yadda MTV.COM. You know the drill by now, I'm sure.
Have I mentioned I LOVE the opening credits?!
What is with Ellen and having people kiss her...boohiney? I mean really, First the casting special, now this. It's getting crazy. Why is this even about Ellen, Jis??
It's been too long without the sight of Blair...Ifeel like I've been starving without realizing it.
ENDURANCE TEST!!! Sweet!!Alright! Conflict already!
BIKING: The biking should not be this hard. It always seems the most menial tasks are INCREDIBLY difficult, which is silly. They're making it too hard. Take it easy, quit rushing.
RUNNING: While they're running, they talk about the running being a hangup. I thought the bike was a hangup. This ep is playing out like bad telephone service.
ZIP LINE: Why can't we see BLAIR changing into his wetsuit? Is this the Jisela show?
Yahoo, my baby's first! He's like a little cannonball. He's good at everything, I can't understand it!Why can't Ellen obey instructions and NOT show off when it counts? (remember the cartwheel from ep.4?) Oh great, now she's stuck!
>>COMMERCIAL<<
What a fast-paced begiining! My hand hurts from these notes. Whew!
Does anyone else LOVE the Molly Sims Old Navy ads? They're just tha KOOLEST! I tell you what, Blair loooks mighty good after TWO WEEKS without him! I mean come on! I wanted an exciting episode, but this is ridiculous!!!
Ellen Is stuck! Fix it Blair!!
SWIMMING:Wait, now they're swimming? I thought Ellen took off her wetsuit (and Blair helped!!) How long did putting it back on take, I wonder? Enough to make a difference? Stay tuned...Yahoo for Jis helping Ellen, she's too cool. AWWW, chick bonding!!! Ellen's having a moment...Man, that water must've been REALLY cold.
RAPPELLING: Oh man, the mountain. DON'T FALL BLAIR!!!
Yahoo for Blair and Steve. But why is Blair always first? OOOH! Dark, foreboding weather!!!
So Jis isn't going? Is the mission cancelled? Is it still on? Why do they always say "Weakest Link"?....subliminal messaging!
MEANWHILE, back at the ranch...The chicks are letting go of their true feelings....it's a Hallmark moment!!!!!
Can we PLEASE send someone home??!
Poor Jis is having flashbacks....she's been through a lot for 5 episodes....I feel for her, but I think she's gone, folks.
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I feel so awful for Jisela! I'm gonna get a soda.
*goes for soda*
Ahhhhhhhhh....Have I ever talked about how much I love Dr. Pepper? It really does make the world taste better. I wonder if Blair can get Dr. Pepper in Spain? They didn't heve it in Mexico, but ya never know! *Steve from the Dell commercials* "Perhaps....." I have SUCH a jones for Steve!!! So does my buddy Morgan, but that's okay, it's just an inside thing.
STEVE: "And Mrs. Pepperbee-"
GUY: "It's Peppercorn"
STEVE: *shrug*"Whatever....."
Honestly, I'd buy anything from Steve. AND Jason Park, but that's a TOTALLY different story!!!
Why do they call MTV the 10 spot?
OMG I am rambling soooooo bad....
Adam!! that is sooooo sweet! I want latin shoes too!!!
Yahoo for Blair!Take charge, buddy! JIS, if you quit talking about your fear, it won't be so bad!
You're not gonna die! We can't understand what your'e saying anyway. COME ON! If there wasn't a safe way to do this, it wouldn't even BE a mission!!!Jis, I love you BUT where's your strength?? Where's our latin spitfire??? Oh dear, she can't do it, But she CAN curse! YOW!
Episode 4: MORE MEDICATION MADNESS!!!
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