"@#@$%#!!!!!"-Jisela
It's not that I couldn't think of anything, it's that her shrill voice yelling obscenities demands my attention.
"[Adam]swears to God he's the last coca-cola in the desert"-Jisela
It's even weirder when she says it in Spanish.
Okay, taped it, took notes, etc. My Monday nights are now a tunnel-vision RR-obsessed fantasy land (dinner? please, I'm color coding my pens for commercial breaks and random thoughts!), but once again, if you don't care what I think, get out of here and go toMTV.COM to get their summaries.
Alright, I like the beginning credits, they're very nice, blah blah, etc., whatever. Like anyone cares...
SCORE!!!! The first thing we see is a HUGE battle of sexes about driving. I hope that there's background stuff going on about this argument b/c it certainly seems to be much ado about nothing. So the guys have been driving the most. WHO CARES??? We don't see who instiates this fight, but with the runnin theme of this episode, it was prolly Jis, our puerto rican firecracker! J/k, got nothin but love for Jis. HOWEVER, Adam IS being a MAJOR pain. The heck is he doing being so macho??
No friggin' wonder he goes for Ellen, there's no chance of his manliness being threatened.
The "Adversary Lesson": Blair is sooooooo cute with his big vocabulary...
That's so cool that Jis is so tight with her family! But WHAT IN THE WORLD? Does Adam think he's FUNNY with the whole honking while she's on the phone??! And then when she gets mad, she's impatient,having a "one-inch fuse"???!! Can't you see your'e being an...idiot???!
Oh Ellen!!! I am even MORE disenchanted with you! WHY are you sticking up for him? Where's your sense of sisterhood?? (Are you even human????) And BLAIR!!! I'm shocked!!! That chivalrous charm that endeared me to you is evidently GONE as we see you LAUGHING at this whole madhouse....you explain it in the travelogue but for a minute there, I was miffed.*tsk* SO dissappointing.
*COMMERCIAL*
And OF COURSE, Ellen the drama queen has to bring herself into this situation, making it even more vomit-inducing than this whole issue had gotten in the first place. Ellen, honey, if you want everyone to chill, then for god's sake STAY OUT OF IT!
THE MISSION: Snake Charming.
Yay! Stereotypical Moroccan stuff. How droll...What IS that green stuff they keep drinking?? Absinthe? (oooh! a RR/MR connection! too cool!)ANYHOO, this mission will be intresting considering Adam's death-fear of snakes...Will we be voting off the "leader" of our beloved pack? Stay tuned....
*COMMERCIAL*
All right! This is an awesome mission. Jis and Blair rile up the cobras with no problem. (I'll admit the thought of my cajun cutie getting nipped by a creepy crawly DID bring a tear to my eye.) I will also admit that I think Steve and Ellen were the bravest, because their bare hands were right in front of that snake....Okay, the flutes are funky sounding. Not exactly ear candy, BUT soon it's over (and Adam should be very proud.) Man, even HE thinks he's the dang leader?? Why, cause he walked around with a "really expensive compass" and a camel? Big honkin' whoop. I could do that. Ellen needs to stop waxing poetic aout him, though. She sounds like his mom, and that's just nasty.
Are they STILL fighting???? This whole driving thing is ludicrous. Just let sophia and Blair drive and everything will be fine. Oh wait, there's the dramatic silence and ADAM reveals *gasp!!* he was off his ADD medication, explain the cause for why he was a moron earlier.
Once again, not going to touch the ADD thing. Not my place to comment.
OK, shut up Ellen. That was a snuck-in cheap shot and it was almost like even YOU didn't notice it.
I'm so glad Jis and Adam made up. Now we can MOVE ON!
A small note to Sophia: Where are YOU?! On the casting special you were so cool and entertaining, and I wish we'd see more of you. Steve broke out of his shell, you can too! Remember what happens to people who fade into the background; they seem not to work hard and they get BOOTED!!! Come on Sophia!
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