AKA = Also Known As

Asian = oral sex on the anus (aka Rimming or Around-the-World)

ATF = All Time Favorite

Bare Back Blow Job (BBBJ) = oral sex without condom (aka French Without). A forbidden word on the TBD Message Boards

BFE = Boy Friend Experience: Spend two or more hours together, have dinner or drinks, maybe a small gift, a little mutual caregiving, give a massage on occasion, being willing (if otherwise appropriate based on some good observations below) to give oral in addition to receiving it, and in general, make it a priority for the provider to have a good time in addition to the client.

Cowgirl = girl on top

Cunnilingus = the act of stimulating the female genitals (especially the clitoris and vaginal lips) with the lips and tongue, or having one's genitals stimulated in this way. Cunnilingus is also commonly referred to as 'oral sex' or 'licking'.

DATY = Dining at the Y, see Cunnilingus above....

DFK = Deep French Kiss

Doggie style = man behind girl, penis in vagina

Fellatio = the act of sucking or licking the penis or having one's penis sucked or licked. Fellatio is also commonly referred to as 'oral sex' or 'sucking' or 'blow job'.

French = oral sex

French Kissing = kissing on mouth with tongue contact

Full Service (FS) = intercourse to completion (with condom!)

GFE = Girl Friend Experience. Definition varies by provider. Refers to a type of session providing aspects of social and physical interaction beyond the act itself. Some ladies provide the GFE experience as part of their regular services, while others do so depending on the circumstances or not at all.

GFE = Girl Friend Experience #2: What it means to each person is a little different, but to most guys it means a provider that makes the experience seem unrushed, enjoyable, fun, relaxing and more like a "real date than a quick commercial encounter. In practice, though, it seems to depend on chemistry, personality and mutual expectations, as YMMV ("your mileage may vary") for both the provider and client. A general description might be: a multiple hour session that facilitates the experience, mutual cuddling/foreplay, mutual kissing, mutual oral sex (covered or uncovered--depending), and involves either the illusion or reality of passion on the part of the provider.

Greek = anal sex

Greek Without = anal sex without condom (aka "Death Wish")

Half & Half = oral sex and intercourse

Hand Job (HJ) = masturbation by yourself or others

Incall = you meet the girl at her place---apartment or hotel room arranged by girl

ISO = In Search Of

IRL = In Real Life

Missionary = man on top

Outcall = the girl comes to your place---your home, your hotel, etc.)

PV = Private Viewing: The facts are that private viewings as a genre are NOT Full Service (in terms of what is generally expected within the term full service---see the section under TBD Client Guide concerning expectations if you have any lack of understanding.) Also private viewing is interpreted differently by different PV providers and implemented differently according to the client in many instances--many more than a FS escort. If you insist on Full Service DO NOT go to someone who advertises Private Viewing. Really simple. If you are happy with a "hands-on" approach (and likely hands only) then this may be a route for you. You will in all likelihood leave the PV "satisfied" and the PV provider WILL assist you in a hands-on manner. It is NOT a do-it-yourself experience. In some instances, french or russian lessons may occur but that is absolutely NOT something to expect. If language lessons happen consider your self blessed or lucky but DO NOT expect it and DO NOT plan on it no matter what one individual says--that is foolhardy at best.

REQ = Requesting information

Russian = penis between girl's breasts

YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary---May do things with one person, but, not another OR your experience may be different than mine for a variety of reasons.

AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact

ADNAny Day Now

AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted

AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned

AFAIK As Far As I Know

AFAICS As Far As I Can See

AIMB As I Mentioned Before

ASAD All-Singing All-Dancing

ASYOYO Adios Sucker - You're On Your Own!

ATM At The Moment

ATST At The Same Time

BBBJ Bare Back BJ

BION Believe It Or Not

BOGOF Buy One Get One Free

BRB Be Right Back

BRBBRB Be Right Back - BathRoom Break

BRBCB Be Right Back - Coffee Break

BRLCFH Broke Ribs Laughing, Call For Help

BTSOOM Beats The Stuffing(!) Out Of Me

BTW By The Way

CRI Cranial-Rectal Inversion

CYA Cover Your @ss

DNHS Da Noze Has Spoken

DC Double-Click

DILIGA (S) (F) (D) Do I look like I give a (SH**) (FU**) (DA**) as the situation warrants

EOM End Of Message

ETHOM-- excuse the hell out of me 25

FOOMCBASL Falling Out Of My Chair Busting A Spleen Laughing

FRENCH Oral stimulation

FUBAR Fouled(!) Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition

FUD Fear Uncertainty and Doubt

FWIW For What Its Worth

FYI For Your Information

FYR For Your Records

GD&R Grin, Duck and Run

GD&WVVF Grin, Duck and Walk Very Very Fast

GFE Girl Friend Experience

GREEK Anal Penetration

IAC In Any Case

IAE In Any Event

IANALB I Am Not A Lawyer But

ICOCBW I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong

IMHO In My Humble Opinion

IOW In Other Words IROOC Idiot Right Out Of College

ISO In Search Of

IRL In Real Life

ISTR I Seem To Remember

IWIK I Wish I knew

KIT Keep In Touch

L&G Latest And Greatest

LMK Let Me Know

LOL Lots Of Laughter/Laughing Out Loud

LTNS Long Time No See

MBWA Management By Wandering Around

MMF Make Money Fast (scam)

NIMBY Not In My Back Yard

NTYMI Now That You Mention It

OMG Oh My God/Gosh

OTOH On The Other Hand

P2P Person to Person (Private Messaging)

PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

PEBMAC Problem Exists Between Monitor And Chair

PM[F]JI Pardon Me [For] Jumping In

PM Private message

QQ Quick Question

RECO Recommendation

ROFL Rolls On Floor Laughing

ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off

ROTFLFMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Flippin A** Off

RSN Real Soon Now

SOTA State-Of-The-Art

SWMBO She Who Most Be Obeyed

TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TDNBW This Does Not Bode Well

TFX Too Flippin' eXpensive

TIA Thanks In Advance

TLAR That Looks About Right

TOTBAL There Ought To Be A Law

TPTB The Powers That Be

TS TransSexual

TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge

TTYL Talk To You Later

TV Transvestite

TWT Time will tell WAD Working As Designed

WAS Wait And See

WTHDIK What The Hell Do I Know

YHBT You Have Been Trolled

YMMV Your Mileage May Vary